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She has definitely already shitted in the food, right?
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I know many of the ways that Dan Savage is Problematic but I stand by his intolerance of the poo-people "but but but, in the past people justified persecution of male homosexuals with similar claims that their sexual acts were necessarily dirtier and riskier!" I'm content being on the wrong side of history on this one, even if its long arc does bend towards poo poo.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 02:32 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:She has definitely already shitted in the food, right? ozymandius_watchmen_30_minutes_ago_poop_in_food.png
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 02:35 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:She has definitely already shitted in the food, right? They eat de poo poo!
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 02:40 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Keyword search: Peen. Unfortunately no penis here, just a bad person who happens to have a son. Beautiful people can afford to be stupid because other people want to have sex with them. That poor kid, though. I hope he survives having a lovely mom. La Brea Carpet posted:They eat de poo poo!
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 02:43 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Beautiful people can afford to be stupid because other people want to have sex with them. That poor kid, though. I hope he survives having a lovely mom. Hell be fine, his moms hot.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 02:45 |
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Barudak posted:ozymandius_watchmen_30_minutes_ago_poop_in_food.png I have no idea how to explain to my wife why this is funny.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 02:57 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Congrats! How many open relationships have you joined, and what was your favorite thread derailment? Choosing to have a child with an alcoholic can lead to negative outcomes?
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 03:25 |
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Bored posted:Yeah. My roommate no-call-no-shows all the time. I had no clue that just not going to work was an option when you're hot. Not in my shop
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 03:28 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Like the Gorilla Mindthet? Hey try hitting him with a hammer.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 03:35 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I have no idea how to explain to my wife why this is funny. but because I can’t stop laughing every time I read it
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Bored posted:Yeah. My roommate no-call-no-shows all the time. I had no clue that just not going to work was an option when you're hot. I have people in my office like this. It’s terrible and our manager has no spine to fire people it’s really annoying and frankly my own work ethic has suffered because if no one else gives a poo poo why should I and another thing
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 03:38 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:I decided to search for "gorilla." quote:She turned that down because she said it would grow back thicker (this isn't true, but whatever). Dump her because she's a moron.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 04:08 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Dump her because she's a moron.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 04:18 |
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Be kesh a.f. and just let it roll
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 04:21 |
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PetraCore posted:She's not wrong in effect, even if she's wrong in technicality. Shaving creates a blunted end instead of a tapered one, which makes the whole hair look thicker. Still, it seems easier and less painful to do a few swipes once a week than it does to pluck or wax. Are you saying Gillette’s commercials lied to me? They said the first blade lifted while the second blade cut at an angle!
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 04:22 |
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Bunni-kat posted:Are you saying Gillette’s commercials lied to me? They said the first blade lifted while the second blade cut at an angle!
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 04:25 |
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My trust in commercials is shattered.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 05:02 |
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Pick posted:I dont taxidermy. I collect taxidermy. all the weirdness that comes from having a home filled with the lifeless staring eyes of dead animals but without the hunting ability or technical skill that this normally implies
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 06:42 |
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Dude she hunts with webs and desiccates the corpses of her prey. Not really conducive to taxidermy afterward. Try to be a little understanding
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:23 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I have no idea how to explain to my wife why this is funny. Just start at the beginning, be patient and leave space for questions she may have. And oh boy, she will have some.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:26 |
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[24 M] found out the girl I wanna marry [24] loves someone else, but she supposedly would still marry me?quote:I've loved this girl for a few years, and I know she at least liked me as well. We're in uni but we study different majors. We've been good friends for 6 years. We didn't date because she has this belief that the only relationship she wants to have is that with her future husband. She has not dated anyone else during this time. She always claimed she's never exactly loved anyone else.
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fruit on the bottom posted:[24 M] found out the girl I wanna marry [24] loves someone else, but she supposedly would still marry me? Ouch. The right answer is to just because he's young enough to find someone else and avoid her bullshit, but I'm sure marrying the woman who finds the arrangement convenient albeit not ideal will totally turn out fine.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:31 |
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There's a lot here, figuratively and literally. I [F/19] live with my boyfriend [M/29] and I don't know whether I want to break up with him or not [NSFW] quote:I'm really confused on what I want in my relationship. I feel like I know what is the right decision in the long term, but it's not the right decision for my happiness in the short term.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Ouch. The right answer is to just because he's young enough to find someone else and avoid her bullshit, but I'm sure marrying the woman who finds the arrangement convenient albeit not ideal will totally turn out fine. She should marry both of them and then...Berth Ell Pup.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:44 |
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dudeness posted:There's a lot here, figuratively and literally. quote:(I had over 4,000 calls in the first 24 hour period, trying to get to him) quote:I also found out that he once worked as a manager at a cafe where he was suspended because twelve female employees had made complaints about him for sexual harassment (though why am I not surprised, he's in a position of power and he abuses this).
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:51 |
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Khazar-khum posted:She should marry both of them and then...Berth Ell Pup. Lol dudeness posted:There's a lot here, figuratively and literally. Suggestion: Try sharing your boyfriend's hobby with him. Smoke meth, flick the bean to some nudie cams, and just chillax in an Internet cafe.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:51 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:[24 M] found out the girl I wanna marry [24] loves someone else, but she supposedly would still marry me? tired: getting married without ever living together wired: getting married without ever dating each other quote:she told me that she's thought it about it a lot and came to the conclusion that if she were ever gonna marry anyone it should be me look, just look at this busted-brain christmas cake MS degree bullshit
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:55 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:[24 M] found out the girl I wanna marry [24] loves someone else, but she supposedly would still marry me? "We didn't date because she has this belief that the only relationship she wants to have is that with her future husband." Run. Run and never look back.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 07:56 |
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dudeness posted:There's a lot here, figuratively and literally. jesus god drat e: codependency is seriously a hell of a thing, and it's only worse when one of them is a raging tweaker. meth, not even once Ziv Zulander fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Apr 24, 2018 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:jesus god drat Jesus would tell her to run away.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 08:17 |
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Darkrenown posted:Does he do that or is it just reddit being reddit? Admittedly all I've seen of him was a lecture saying not to be manbabies and an interview where the reporter/host seemed keen on badly paraphrasing him, but he seemed sane in both. quote:Jordan Peterson is also a right-wing internet celebrity who has claimed that feminists have “an unconscious wish for brutal male domination,” referred to developing nations as “pits of catastrophe” in a speech to a Dutch far-right group That's just a taste of his bullshit.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 08:33 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Jesus would tell her to run away. Jesus would tell her to
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 08:50 |
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[31M] am worried about my wife's [25F] new "weird" behaviorsquote:Hey guys Never would have thought I would have to post here one day. This is a throwaway...
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Palpek posted:[31M] am worried about my wife's [25F] new "weird" behaviors *hums aggressively over you talking* Jokes asides, there are some potentially serious reasons that can cause a u-turn in a person's demeanour, even if some of those reasons seem ridiculous. Hopefully it's something regular like "I'm checked out of my relationship with my dweeb husband." rather than "Something terrible happened to me/I have a brain tumour."
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 10:12 |
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mllaneza posted:Jesus would tell her to According to her one other post she's also trans and upset that her parents make a combined $230k but waste it all gambling so they can't pay for her to transition.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 10:13 |
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OP posted:I haven't directly confronted her about all of it, but with some stuff, she just seemed to be like "Oh, I guess I'm just feeling weird today" or similar answers she usually gives to avoid further discussion reddit posted:She's the right age for schizophrenia to show up. Early symptoms include withdrawal from social activities and friends, as well as dissociation (often described as "spacing out"). reddit posted:my first thought was Brain Tumor reddit posted:Could she have been sexually assaulted??? Just asking since she no longer likes massages and is secluding herself. reddit posted:Does she have any history of depression? Isolating herself from friends/family, quiet demeanor, not enjoying something she used to, spacing out...this all sounds very much like depression to me. reddit posted:Surprised no one has said this: but this could be a neurological problem affecting her brain function. How about you TALK to your wife you absolute moron.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 10:17 |
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i am one with the reddit hive brain, excellent, my metamorphosis is complete
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 10:21 |
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dudeness posted:There's a lot here, figuratively and literally. Thank you sweet Jesus. I realise a post that long is skippable but you can just go to any part at random and read him being some kind of peak shitbag waste of life. What's more he's totally cool with his dirtbag status literally picking a bag of meth over her. Not that her 'ultimatums' really matter as she always forgives him instantly.
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quote:Our relationship as a whole was pretty great though. lol
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