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Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick.
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Also, they didn't transplant the balls, they added fake ones.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick. Pakled posted:Also, they didn't transplant the balls, they added fake ones. So, the same as everyone else's.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick. Looks like someone has never seen the climax of 1999's eerily prescient science fiction cinematic masterwork, EDtv
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick. Hey baby I can go for hours. Cause I got no feeling in my dick.
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At that point you could just invent a plastic cyberpenis and become a billionaire.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:At that point you could just invent a plastic cyberpenis and become a billionaire. This is pretty much what happens with the companies making penile implants, testicle implants, and breast implants. Preying on peoples insecurities will always be profitable.
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I've read recently about the only proven penis enlargement medical procedure, which is implanting a silicone tube beneath the skin. Recovery time is very slow and of course there are sometimes complectiona  This procedure of course presupposes the desire to keep the nerves functional, I wonder if someone actually removed his functioning member in favour of a dildo.
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Apr 25, 2018 01:12
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Here's What We Really Know About Hitler's Penis
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick. that, or trans  (creating a dick from your own crotch-meat and/or arm-meat is an established procedure, with variable results. transplanting the whole dick from a corpse, on the other hand...)
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Of course you'd have to be extremely insecure to go through an unnecessary surgery which will probably result in a sensorially dead meat stick. What if you just want a backup dick?
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shelley posted:that, or trans Afaik that type of dick is mostly decorative. You can get a little pump-thing installed so the dick can become erect, but it really doesn't work anything like most normally grown dicks do. So many / most trans men don't bother. I've always wondered about people getting transplants for organs you can live without. Wouldn't that mean you have to take immune suppressants for the rest of your life, and doesn't a transplanted organ generally only last < 10 years anyway? Genuine question, I really don't know.
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pidan posted:Afaik that type of dick is mostly decorative. You can get a little pump-thing installed so the dick can become erect, but it really doesn't work anything like most normally grown dicks do. So many / most trans men don't bother. yeah there’s basically two kinds of surgery currently available, each of which has multiple variations. phalloplasty is basically that, using tissue from other areas of the body to help build a dick... which will need help to get hard, but will likely be large enough to put in someone. metoidioplasty is much simpler and uses only the tissue of the groin area, resulting in a dick that can get hard, but will probably not be large enough to penetrate someone. so yeah, im far from the only trans guy who, given that those are your Dick Options, is opting not to seek “bottom surgery” at this time. transplanting a whole dick from a deceased donor could avoid some of those problems, but then you gotta live with the issues that go along with any transplanted organ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
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I had not considered the ethical issues of ball transplantation before that article, but they are weird and interesting imo.
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Soon, in right wing media: “Queers are going to steal your dick when you die!” 
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Platystemon posted:Soon, in right wing media: “Queers are going to steal your dick when you die!” Oh you know it. Regardless of all the hype, organ transplantation is a fascinating and complex field. I often wonder when stem cells could be used to improve upon modern technology.
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This will completely change how we approach libel claims by blowing the "small penis rule" out of the water.
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Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis
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Samuringa posted:Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis Body Parts reboot looking good
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How come there's not one awful comedy about a man's struggle to live with a transplanted GAY penis? It's not like Hollywood has standards or anything.
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Samuringa posted:Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis metal gear solid 6
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Samuringa posted:Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis Neil Gaiman wrote an actual story kinda like this. I think it was even adapted into a TV anthology episode.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:How come there's not one awful comedy about a man's struggle to live with a transplanted GAY penis? It's not like Hollywood has standards or anything. Hollywood doesn't like gay They're afraid of many things
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Samuringa posted:Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis We're ready. It's been 10 years since the last disembodied dick movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBXg6pxMNAA
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Samuringa posted:Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis To stay alive, you must BEAT YOUR MEAT cumming this summer
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shelley posted:transplanting a whole dick from a deceased donor could avoid some of those problems, but then you gotta live with the issues that go along with any transplanted organ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Plus, if you get the dick of a rapist, it will come alive, and control your body, and make you be a rapist. It's just not worth it, unless the guy was really hung. Edit: Well, poo poo. Samuringa posted:Can't wait for the movie where someone has to fight for the control of their body against their transplanted penis
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Platystemon posted:Soon, in right wing media: “Queers are going to steal your dick when you die!” Goddamn I hope so Boning from beyond the grave
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Welp. When people inquired about how he'd like his body treatmented after death Diogenes is said to have asked for a stick to beat off the scavenging animals. His point was that being dead his body was forfit and he didn't care what happened to it. E: just noticed 'treatmented' 
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Welp. That's a good way to get haunted by ghosts 
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This is the Diogenes who lived in a barrel, jacked off in public regularly and somehow owned other philosophers and Alexander the Great with his wit all the time.
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Exactly, the patron saint of these forums.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This is the Diogenes who lived in a barrel, jacked off in public regularly and somehow owned other philosophers and Alexander the Great with his wit all the time. It's like having a fight with a vat of pudding. At the end of the day you're all sticky and the pudding is still pudding. Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Exactly, the patron saint of these forums.
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's a great strategy if you don't mind living in a barrel and being known as the masturbation hobo. What kind of sick burn can you lay on a guy who is fine with being the masturbation hobo? Any burn you can think of he can just go "yep" and grin. Impossible to score any points. quote:Aristippus passed Diogenes as he was washing lentils.
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They both have a point. It's just a question of whether you find kissing rear end to be more or less distasteful than small brownish bean things.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:They both have a point. It's just a question of whether you find kissing rear end to be more or less distasteful than small brownish bean things. Either way you're getting small brownish things in your mouth
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https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/989974746350673920quote:Unaware of the ban until about a year ago, Cremeens started selling ice cream in Elgin and “got an unbelievable response… Some people were saying they hadn’t seen an ice cream truck in five, 10, 15, even 20 years. And one guy said, ‘I thought you were banned.’” Then on Memorial Day weekend, a squad car pulled up behind him. “The officer told me that they don’t even stop ice cream trucks unless someone calls in a complaint. So I said, ‘You mean somebody actually called the police on the ice cream man? That’s un-American.’” Hear, hear. Someone called the cops on an ice cream truck Someone called the cops on an ice cream truck
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