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https://twitter.com/ChateauMarmonte/status/986109861615222784The Glumslinger posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/986407749092364288 https://twitter.com/nik_bobbies/status/986397487794499584 Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 02:19 on Apr 18, 2018 |
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Anyone else having a good day today? It's supposed to be tax day but the internet is too inviting. I found this joke twitter account and had an awesome day. https://twitter.com/ffvii_blazed If you can imagine a bunch of fumbling stoners in place of FF7 characters then you need to start reading this account from the beginning (bottom) right now, especially to the Shinra HQ stairs climbing sequence. Some peak twitter art right here Also for those who haven't seen it there's now a great homage to SomethingAwful's most famous joke and it makes my sides hurt in a way that few things have since the original came out a million years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG-kEchCKHo Content: Danger posted:Think this is breaking now but my buddy who works in the capital was scooping me in: entire house leadership calling in Greitens to resign. President pro tem saying impeachment proceedings should begin immediately.
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https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/986687414889517056trickybiscuits posted:Update to previous note that Alex Jones is being sued for defamation of character by Sandy Hook parents: he's also being sued by Brennan Gilmore, the guy who shot and posted the video of Heather Heyer's murder, and by someone who InfoWars misidentified as the Parkland school shooter. Tumble posted:The only possible chance Trump has right now is to pardon Cohen, and if there is anything incriminating about Trump in the documents that were seized, then that is obstruction of justice. Furthermore, NY state is trying to get rid of the double jeopardy clause that currently prevents people from being prosecuted for the charges in federal and state court. You'd think "oh god that means they could get off!" but keep in mind that if these guys have committed more than one crime, then federal prosecutors can leave meat on the bone for state-level charges if necessary. LifeSunDeath posted:Lol indeed. What I've learned from all the podcasts and articles analyzing trump is that real-estate business is 100% money laundering, and doing any work with Russians involves them having insurance on you by way of kompromat. While the piss tape is hilarious, I imagine they have way worse on trump since they allowed him to become president. https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/986734686226583553 Play posted:
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The other think about Trump pardoning Cohen is that it is an implicit admission of guilt. If pardoned, Cohen can be compelled to testify and cannot plead the fifth.
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https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/987475864848826368 https://twitter.com/timtakestime/status/988140581799985152  https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/988140392984920064 FizFashizzle posted:alright, just act cool, nothing sus- https://twitter.com/yahooleaks/status/865211336799772673?lang=en Medullah posted:Up to 34 tweets about witch hunting! Crow Jane posted:This is your periodic reminder that when Trump says "witch hunt", he is not referring to innocent individuals being accused of witchcraft by their neighbors or witch hunters. He thinks it means innocent people (himself and his colleagues, natch) being hunted by witches. mobby_6kl posted:I was just about to point this out too.
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oh wow you posted the best video thanks :)
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Gotta keep it current and updated! I hope more folks start posting news stories and whatever else is uplifting at the moment so that it never falls too far behind in here. It's hard to avoid that happening when we're talking about a subset of news. A bit of local news - they fixed a bug in the forums! tag youre fat posted:Don't know if this was just me at this point but up until very recently clicking quoted posts wouldn't snap to the post if it was on the same page. It works now though, thanks. It was a particularly evil one that probably trained a lot of people to not try to look backwards in conversations ever, thinking that the links just never worked, probably being a source of god knows how many different misunderstandings. On to TRUMP https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/989492588125224963 https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/989477778411139072 euphronius posted:holy loving Jesus There really is a tweet for every occasion https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/989268392073940992 chitoryu12 posted:During Michael Cohen's investigation, it was discovered that he only had 3 clients (which is why the judge ruled against there being any concerns of attorney-client privilege being violated: he was basically a mob-style "fixer" arranging cover-ups for a few millionaires). Trump was one, and the former deputy financier of the GOP was the second. During this time, Sean Hannity railed against the investigation as a politically-motivated smear and that the FBI was going too far to try and illegally take down Trump. chitoryu12 posted:On the subject of recent Hannity news, he claimed that Cohen only helped him with some real estate advice instead of covering up adultery like he did for his other clients. Some investigation found that Hannity and his shell companies were involved in getting nice deals on property from a guy who got convicted of fraud for rigged property auctions. It's looking more and more likely that Cohen helped Hannity with something a lot more legally dangerous than bribing a hooker.
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Oh BTW https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/989567807498211328 https://twitter.com/ZHaberman/status/989567555324010496 Anyone got more good moments / observations / twitter takes from this? Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 20:32 on Apr 26, 2018 |
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lmao fec reports are fake news
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Gotta keep it current and updated! I hope more folks start posting news stories and whatever else is uplifting at the moment so that it never falls too far behind in here. It's hard to avoid that happening when we're talking about a subset of news. All of these were covered in depth in other threads 
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Burt Sexual posted:All of these were covered in depth in other threads Burt Sexual posted:Sorry I’ll unbookmark and show myself out. 
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Burt Sexual posted:All of these were covered in depth in other threads
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Milo Yian etc.'s business implodes after his cryptocurrency "billionaire" backer dies of a drug overdose
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From yesterday: https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/989511498681782272
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Nebakenezzer posted:Milo Yian etc.'s business implodes after his cryptocurrency "billionaire" backer dies of a drug overdose Lmao professional new media bootlicker is such a stupid thing to exist. It's too bad that libertarian billionaires make them a loving Hydra.
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Hot drat this is the funniest poo poo. My favorite is "I didn't kidnap three little boys and they weren't even that little." LMFAO
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Hash tag forgetthepast Also forget the future. The relationship of cause and effect are broken
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https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/989964026825363456Besesoth posted:April 23: North and South Korea announce a peace summit. Young Freud posted:Looks like Kim Jong Un has found a way to cripple America without firing a shot... SelenicMartian posted:Trump International Hotel and Tower is currently on fire in Azerbaijan. Remember sailor!
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Make sure you check this out tonight if you missed it. The correspondent's dinner just happened and was even more brutal on the admin than Colbert's was. Trump cowered at the prospect of having his ego bruised and couldn't bring himself to attend, instead setting up his own counter-rally to be coddled and soothed at right beforehand. Catch it here (27 minutes from the end if the link doesn't take you there) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g5_LscNMU4&t=12746s The reactions are awesome so far. https://twitter.com/michelleisawolf/status/990432919847079936 https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/990421723211354112 Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 04:58 on Apr 29, 2018 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Make sure you check this out tonight if you missed it. The correspondent's dinner just happened and was even more brutal on the admin than Colbert's was. Trump cowered at the prospect of having his ego bruised and couldn't bring himself to attend, instead setting up his own counter-rally to be coddled and soothed at right beforehand. i checked it out, and lol that the cuckservative snowflakes and opportunistic hyena tendencies news media could not take it it was just one comic with only a 30 minute set did she hurt their feefees? 
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ugggghgghsdakfjh i know this is the happy thread but with all of these spineless fucks going off on wolf for being too mean or w/e i just.....aaAAAAAAAAAAAaasashdkjfgh i am so god drat sick of that if it were incarnated into a human being i would immediately murder them in the most painful way i could think ofloads of lovely people are finally getting theirs (or are about to) and that's amazing, but when will the sword of justice finally fall on decorum? how do you declare holy war on an abstract concept? i mean we did that with "terror" so surely we can do it with "being nice to the fash"
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Feranon posted:ugggghgghsdakfjh i know this is the happy thread but with all of these spineless fucks going off on wolf for being too mean or w/e i just.....aaAAAAAAAAAAAaasashdkjfgh I too share your anger, friend I occasionally in the NYT thread read david brooks op-eds, and let me tell you, it's a totally hosed up hollow concept. I think in argument when you can't actually address anything substantive, you object to "it being rudely" or something? That's decorum - the weaselly dodge of poo poo people who can't admit they have nothing In case you were wondering, beneath that there is emotional outbursts and hysteria, which you can see in the Cleveland Indians "debate" toward the end, or billionaires reacting to Obama in the broadest conceivable sense saying something critical of them as a class
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Dumb Lowtax posted:What the gently caress is the problem with Michelle Wolf's routine, it's just locker room talk I don't know how anyone interpreted "Smokey Eyes" as anything but makeup
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SalTheBard posted:I don't know how anyone interpreted "Smokey Eyes" as anything but makeup Bad faith reporting and a little filling in between the lines. It's expected from the media because she put the whole media on the defensive at once. Don't worry about it. Focus on how mindblowing it is that she got invited to *host* the event by the whole mainstream media, supposedly for their benefit, and still used that position and platform to tell them to their faces how irresponsibly they've fed Trump and how they all sold us out for profit. That is powerful and it's amazing that she pulled it off and went through with it. It seems a lot of you folks need to cheer up today. That's fine and also expected. It's a hosed up world and you'll have bad days. I made this thread precisely because leftists are the most vulnerable population right now to fatigue from the news. To emotional fatigue and depression. Hearing good news about progress breaks the cycle and can be a whole day's source of motivation. It doesn't have to be brought down by over familiarity with all the bad news. You don't have to feel guilty about tuning in through a filter - it's not putting your head in the sand as some have described this thread. Unlike most Americans, everyone in here is familiar with all the basic facts of current events. Instead that description better suits the 99% of Americans who either are apathetic and don't check, or who use right-wing filters of their own that encourage them to actively contribute to the problem. Plus, there are times when unfiltered news popping up is not even appropriate - if you're out somewhere bored on your phone and just trying to joke on Trump and shitpost for a second it doesn't make sense for there to be a risk of learning a bunch of heavy poo poo right then. Don't feel guilty about demanding to have a good day. If you're having a bad day, instead of venting to announce it maybe take a breather, escape on over to somewhere like https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne and read the whole thing until you feel better. There's enough content like that on the internet that you can never run out if you just remember to look. Explore the more uplifting musicians on YouTube (I recommend Bird and the Bee and Princess Chelsea as they've got female artists and they use their own software tools to get great results without needing to remind you of the big loud corporate music industry around most youtube stars). Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 18:43 on Apr 30, 2018 |
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