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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



T Bowl posted:

See, the thing is, both sides like to poo poo on moderates but what the gently caress is wrong with being middle of the road? (i'm not at all myself, but I get seeing both sides and not being a wing nut.)

Funnily whenever Jim Norton tries to play middle of the road see-both-sides guy he’s invariably spouting right wing talking points.

On rare occasion a right winger will go so far as to rape or threaten a child and he’ll go “welp yeah you can’t do that” and proudly act like he’s an average dude since he took the ‘liberal’ side in opposing a child rapist.

There was an amazing episode a year or so ago where he was on one of his tangents about private media companies firing people or dropping advertisers being unamerican censorship. Then a listener cornered him asking what he would do if someone like his agent spouted stuff like Anthony and started costing him gigs and business. He sort of begrudgingly got the point for a minute before abruptly changing the subject.

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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus
After all these years I have no clue why I still remember this bit:

I am not a fan of this song and haven't heard it in the longest time, but I listened to someone play a piano rendition of it, and I immediately flashed back to hearing this, having to stop myself from giggling like an rear end in public.

Just pulled it up and 2 minutes in, I'm cracking up in tears. Still hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P68zhFg4bKM

Edit:

Bum the Sad posted:

Followed by “my dicks all lovely from your rear end in a top hat”


Why the gently caress did you remind me of that song I hate you, now I gotta go listen to it.

Morter fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 25, 2018

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
I always have “Mimi Beardsley would you eat my rear end? Mimi Beardsley worst name ever” stuck in my head.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1FoHnGYeBw
Followed by “my dicks all lovely from your rear end in a top hat”

Bum the Sad fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Apr 25, 2018

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I guess this was the tweet.



I don't get why these guys torpedo their careers over loving Twitter. Having a show on Sirius is a sweet gig for a guy at that stage in his career.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Owning libtards is far more important, you see

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The most annoying part of that tweet is his abbreviation of college, which I choose to believe he used because he wasn't sure how to spell it

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
you gotta admit these are very good jokes idk why libtards have to make everything political

https://twitter.com/NickDiPaolo/status/985171015075614725

https://twitter.com/NickDiPaolo/status/979852891090497536

he's just a funny comedian trying to make people laugh, stop making him out to be some right-wing rear end in a top hat

https://twitter.com/NickDiPaolo/status/971578014088744960

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

It's a shame because Nick was always one of the most naturally funny people from the old show, kinda like Ant, but they both handled their midlife crises by slowly melting down and self sabotaging. RIP

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
ronnie b was good on jim and sam this morning. he busted sam's balls pretty constantly. for anyone who missed it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2r5N6T3260 about 12 minutes in

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
https://youtu.be/1ZCZMtkNCuw

This is going to be rough.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

TL posted:

https://youtu.be/1ZCZMtkNCuw

This is going to be rough.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Why does that man not just retire and live off his millions? Why bother? I can only conclude that he somehow still believes he's talented.

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

ozza posted:

Why does that man not just retire and live off his millions? Why bother? I can only conclude that he somehow still believes he's talented.

You don’t know what getting a college degree in broadcasting does to a man.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

ozza posted:

Why does that man not just retire and live off his millions? Why bother? I can only conclude that he somehow still believes he's talented.

he cant hide that talent away brutha hucka

Goblin
Jun 5, 2003

code:
ftp> put babybambino.jpg
ftp> del gravybaby.png
ftp> del gravybaby2.png
ftp> del gravybaby3.png
ftp> del gravybaby4.png
ftp> del gravybaby5.png
ftp> del gravybaby6.png
ftp> del gravybaby7.png
ftp> del gravybaby8.png
ftp> bye
Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad he's sticking with Rage Against the Machine as opening music, it's lets everyone know he's still waging the war for great radio versus the corporate suits trying to hold him down, maaaaaann.

Goblin
Jun 5, 2003

code:
ftp> put babybambino.jpg
ftp> del gravybaby.png
ftp> del gravybaby2.png
ftp> del gravybaby3.png
ftp> del gravybaby4.png
ftp> del gravybaby5.png
ftp> del gravybaby6.png
ftp> del gravybaby7.png
ftp> del gravybaby8.png
ftp> bye
Lipstick Apathy

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Lmao

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
https://twitter.com/opieradio/status/991683014118858752?s=21

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

See, Opie CAN be funny!

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

That teaser music is so loving bad, I guess they couldn't use the real song. This bodes well for the opster

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
good luck without phones, ope

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

ol yeller posted:

good luck without phones, ope

He's just going to yell "Sno-waaayyyy" into thin air every 20 minutes by instinct.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
There’s 25 protocols to bein a jew, Rock

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMvAid_A3Kw&t=8453s

OlyMike
Sep 17, 2006
I'm talking about flagellation, who gives a damn about parades

Those three sad men are trying so hard to impress Patrice. You can hear it in their voices, they just want to be cool. Good compilation though. Said before, but goddamn I wish Patrice was around to comment on Ant's current situations.

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Morter posted:

After all these years I have no clue why I still remember this bit:


Why the gently caress did you remind me of that song I hate you, now I gotta go listen to it.

After all these years I still know the words to 'my dick's all lovely' by heart.

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

OlyMike posted:

Those three sad men are trying so hard to impress Patrice. You can hear it in their voices, they just want to be cool. Good compilation though. Said before, but goddamn I wish Patrice was around to comment on Ant's current situations.

When trump gets impeached/resigned they can because Anthony will probably have an aneurysm.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

Stokes posted:

After all these years I still know the words to 'my dick's all lovely' by heart.

Mind posting it? There's some words I still can't decipher from that WONDERFUL audio quality

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.
Hey want to hear a man pushing 60 whine like a 13 year old girl over how many people are watching his Periscope?

https://youtu.be/l0aVWg89Rkc

BrandonGK fucked around with this message at 13:04 on May 5, 2018

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

BrandonGK posted:

Hey want her a man pushing 60 whine like a 13 year old girl over how many people are watching his Periscope?

https://youtu.be/l0aVWg89Rkc

He sounds strung out. Is he doing meth?

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.

Morter posted:

Mind posting it? There's some words I still can't decipher from that WONDERFUL audio quality

Here's the original quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrOoRfMVOE

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Morter posted:

He sounds strung out. Is he doing meth?

xanax and bud light

AxisofIdiocy
Mar 5, 2009

What do you mean this
isn't the ketchup?
man that is just depressing.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

I haven't listened to it but Opie said on his first podcast that Westwood One wanted to do it live and broadcast it on the screens in Times Square.

He recorded it in the woods in New Jersey instead because he didn't like the Times Square idea.

What a delusional loving liar.

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.

spudsbuckley posted:

I haven't listened to it but Opie said on his first podcast that Westwood One wanted to do it live and broadcast it on the screens in Times Square.

He recorded it in the woods in New Jersey instead because he didn't like the Times Square idea.

What a delusional loving liar.

Hey, you better watch out. Don’t forget The Destroyer worked for the mafia when he was a caddy at the local country club.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

A fuchitive took all the FAWKen times square money

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:coolspot:
Seashells by the
Seashorpheus

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

A fuchitive took all the FAWKen times square money

i wouldn't buot a lot of attention on this, don't want it to go VOIRAL!!--but people are saying that this is a vurry big deal *sniff*

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


couldn't figure out how to import it, guess westwood one doesn't actually care if anyobe hears their poo poo

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

BrandonGK posted:

Hey, you better watch out. Don’t forget The Destroyer worked for the mafia when he was a caddy at the local country club.

Leave it alone! I know some things.

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Ice bookit challenge. Birfday.

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