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Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Yankees are only good in a statistical sense. Morally, they’re still evil.

Better evil yet winners than virtuous but losers.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Sydin posted:

Contract the Cubs

this but unironically

See also: the Yankees

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

iospace posted:

this but unironically

See also: the Yankees

Why would you contract a young team of homegrown talent augmented by some free agents.

I mean the last time that it's happened to the Yankees was 22 years ago.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

MrMojok posted:

I couldn’t bear to watch the video so I couldn’t tell: are even catchers not wearing cups anymore?

I'm not sure it does much when the ball is going like 100 mph anyway

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

The Walrus posted:

Thats the point its vlad IF he had plate discipline

Which becomes a completely different player. You might as well say "Giancarlo Stanton without the power" or "Billy Hamilton but slow".

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
holy poo poo joe posnaski got fat

the KC star really put some bad sports journalists out there, didnt they

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

bewbies posted:

holy poo poo joe posnaski got fat

the KC star really put some bad sports journalists out there, didnt they

Whitlock is irredeemable, but Joe Pos is fine sports writer with a handful of bad takes. Don't even pretend to put them on the same level.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Niwrad posted:

And the other problem is that Russell looks like a SS version of Heyward. Great fielder who can't hit for poo poo. I just don't think you can play two of those types of players in the NL.

With that said, I'd rather Russell play everyday because SS is more important defensively and he's still young enough that he can get better. There is no fixing that hosed up swing Heyward has no matter how many lovely articles I have to read about the work he puts in over the winter.

It's still amazing to me that a guy that big and strong has such poor power numbers. You'd think his sheer athletic ability would get him more home runs.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

bewbies posted:

holy poo poo joe posnaski got fat

the KC star really put some bad sports journalists out there, didnt they

He was always fat.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Kirios posted:

It's still amazing to me that a guy that big and strong has such poor power numbers. You'd think his sheer athletic ability would get him more home runs.

Doesn’t matter how hard you hit the ball if you’re hitting it straight into the ground.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Doesn’t matter how hard you hit the ball if you’re hitting it straight into the ground.

The Yandy Diaz story.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Julio Cruz posted:

Which becomes a completely different player. You might as well say "Giancarlo Stanton without the power" or "Billy Hamilton but slow".

This is really bothering you huh?

The guy was just saying "imagine if there was a batter with the power and ability to hit like Vlad Guerrero, except without the fault of chasing every pitch."

It's not at all a nonsensical statement.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Somehow the Marlins are not the worst team in MLB after 35ish games. The hell is everyone else worse than them doing?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MourningView posted:

He was always fat.

Yeah after googling he doesn't seem a whole lot fatter than he always was. Fatter sure, but, like fatter in a natural progression rather than putting on a ton of weight you wouldn't expect him to.

alpha_destroy posted:

Whitlock is irredeemable, but Joe Pos is fine sports writer with a handful of bad takes. Don't even pretend to put them on the same level.

I still like a lot of Pos stuff when I bother to read him, but woo boy when he has a bad take it makes it a goddamned doozy. I don't know where he went wrong with Paterno other than just being in the middle of writing a book about him when it turns out he wasn't the wholesome figure everyone thought up until then and he was too deep to come up for air and realize how hosed his opinion was....but it did kind of ruin him for me.

He definitely hasn't gone completely off the rails after starting from a place where he was half off the rails anyway like Whitlock though.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

MourningView posted:

He was always fat.

granted i probably haven't looked at a pic of him since like 1999 but in my head he's a skinny nerd with glasses not a fat nerd with glasses

that being said it'd be really drat interesting if a guy like markakis ever got to 3000 hits. i'd like to think it would result in old baseball writers resorting to fisticuffs

bewbies fucked around with this message at 16:46 on May 7, 2018

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The Yankees are only good in a statistical sense. Morally, they’re still evil.

The only really hatable Yankee is Chapman. The team is all 25 year olds.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


mcmagic posted:

The only really hatable Yankee is Chapman. The team is all 25 year olds.

Counterpoint: they play for the Yankees

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

iospace posted:

Counterpoint: they play for the Yankees

That's what makes them so cool. :smug:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/Buster_ESPN/status/993471638380433408

Ain't no hype like Boston hype.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
Every quote from an unnamed NL scout is dumber than the last one.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Inspector_666 posted:

That's what makes them so cool. :smug:

I have never seen a more wrong post in my life

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

mcmagic posted:

The only really hatable Yankee is Chapman. The team is all 25 year olds.

Anyone who plays for the Yankees is automatically evil, sorry.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Luigi Thirty posted:

Anyone who plays for the Yankees is automatically evil, sorry.

Incorrect

How dare you call hideki Matsui evil

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Anyone who plays for the Yankees is automatically evil, sorry.

ZenVulgarity posted:

Incorrect

How dare you call hideki Matsui evil

Luigi Thirty is not allowed in the porn museum.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
In my travels around MLB.tv this past April it occured to me that I might be a secret yankees fan.

Hear me out, this isn't because of the rad team or their good baseballing but because YES seems to be one of few broadcasters that refuses to put entertainment bullshit in their broadcasts to distract from calling a ballgame.

I'd prefer to watch more Astros coverage instead of the Yankees but their broadcaster is simply the worst offender for poo poo that seems to scream "Yes, we agree, baseball is boring. Instead of baseball, here's a lady in the train telling us all about being in that train for three innings straight".

From what I've seen I can say Sportsnet, YES, NESN, and more or less all of the Fox regionals are fine, while Astros (NBC?), MLB.TV and Facebook are the worst. I'd like to experience them all this season but then I'd have to watch the Marlins or Royals... How would you rate other broadcasters in terms of how much they secretly hate baseball?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/sahilbloom/status/993489652060319745?s=21

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

humpthewind posted:

Luigi Thirty is not allowed in the porn museum.

Luigi Thirty and The Royals sitting in the car while everybody else gets a cool guided tour.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Zigmidge posted:

In my travels around MLB.tv this past April it occured to me that I might be a secret yankees fan.

Hear me out, this isn't because of the rad team or their good baseballing but because YES seems to be one of few broadcasters that refuses to put entertainment bullshit in their broadcasts to distract from calling a ballgame.

I'd prefer to watch more Astros coverage instead of the Yankees but their broadcaster is simply the worst offender for poo poo that seems to scream "Yes, we agree, baseball is boring. Instead of baseball, here's a lady in the train telling us all about being in that train for three innings straight".

From what I've seen I can say Sportsnet, YES, NESN, and more or less all of the Fox regionals are fine, while Astros (NBC?), MLB.TV and Facebook are the worst. I'd like to experience them all this season but then I'd have to watch the Marlins or Royals... How would you rate other broadcasters in terms of how much they secretly hate baseball?

While I agree with you about Kalas and Blum being morons who can’t call the games, Julia is actually the best part of the team. She called a few spring training games and she’s much more competent than those other two.

They really should have Blum as the “Idiot in the stands” broadcaster.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Zigmidge posted:

In my travels around MLB.tv this past April it occured to me that I might be a secret yankees fan.

Hear me out, this isn't because of the rad team or their good baseballing but because YES seems to be one of few broadcasters that refuses to put entertainment bullshit in their broadcasts to distract from calling a ballgame.

I'd prefer to watch more Astros coverage instead of the Yankees but their broadcaster is simply the worst offender for poo poo that seems to scream "Yes, we agree, baseball is boring. Instead of baseball, here's a lady in the train telling us all about being in that train for three innings straight".

From what I've seen I can say Sportsnet, YES, NESN, and more or less all of the Fox regionals are fine, while Astros (NBC?), MLB.TV and Facebook are the worst. I'd like to experience them all this season but then I'd have to watch the Marlins or Royals... How would you rate other broadcasters in terms of how much they secretly hate baseball?

Michael Kay needs to shut the hell up during big moments but overall, yes. It helps that David Cone is amazing and Paul O'Neil is also very entertaining, and that YES was pretty much founded on the premise of "You're watching this channel for the baseball" in the first place.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

This is bad and Piscotty is a legitimately awesome player and person. I hope he gets through this okay and I hope that the trade gave him extra time with her.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

And Trout on pace for:

138 Runs
115 RBI
57 HR
104 XBH
200 Hits
133 Walks
29 SB

And Mookie is hitting 439/520/951 at Fenway this season, :lol:

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Inspector_666 posted:

Michael Kay needs to shut the hell up during big moments but overall, yes. It helps that David Cone is amazing and Paul O'Neil is also very entertaining, and that YES was pretty much founded on the premise of "You're watching this channel for the baseball" in the first place.

Cone and Singleton best team

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Speaking of the Yankees and Red Sox, check this out:

Giancarlo Stanton: .227/.313/.455

JD Martinez: .349/.396/.619

Slow Graffiti
Feb 1, 2003

Born of Frustration

Nodoze posted:

Cone and Singleton best team

I also like when they have Leiter. Is he still doing the occasional broadcast?

Of course, nothing will ever beat listening to Rizzuto and Bill White calling games on WPIX when I was growing up in the in early/mid 80s.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Friendly reminder:

gently caress THE YANKEES

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

iospace posted:

Friendly reminder:

gently caress THE YANKEES

for some reason everyone I've talked to is thirsty for Aaron Judge and not Giancarlo

it's a very handsome group of young men

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Kay and O'Neill banter is top notch a lot of the time.

My girlfriend was absentmindedly listening to Kay yesterday when he wouldn't shut up and just asked "who is he talking to?" Because Cone wasn't responding

humpthewind fucked around with this message at 18:07 on May 7, 2018

Lumpy
Apr 26, 2002

La! La! La! Laaaa!



College Slice

Nodoze posted:

Cone and Singleton best team

Kenny is so great. Kay is not terrible, but he's by far the worst of the crew. Toronto games are always an extra joy because you know Michael won't be there.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Maybe it's just me being a crotchety old goon but "gently caress the x" takes just seem boring and uninspired. In my day, our hot takes were original thoughts :bahgawd:

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/993538802483449856

Not sure this qualifies as good news... but better news than I expected.

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