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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

The Dirty Burger posted:

https://twitter.com/canescountry/status/994252451044843521?s=21

It sounds like it’s going to be fun in Carolina for a few years

Welcome to Bergevin hell Carolina fans

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/CanesCountry/status/994251908121587712?s=19

here's to another decade of failure, carolina

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
it's what they deserve for 05/06

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

I'm at the point where I feel bad for people drafted by the Hurricanes.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
their fate was already signed with don waddell. this is just icing

clean ayers act
Aug 13, 2007

How do I shot puck!?

The Dirty Burger posted:

https://twitter.com/canescountry/status/994252451044843521?s=21

It sounds like it’s going to be fun in Carolina for a few years

ahahahaha
Does Dundon have any background in hockey at all? Did he basically come to this conclusion in like, 3 months?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


clean ayers act posted:

ahahahaha
Does Dundon have any background in hockey at all? Did he basically come to this conclusion in like, 3 months?

He runs a golf company, which is going to be much more relevant than hockey experience.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Milan Hedjuk is selling his house for 5.2 mil. It comes with an ice rink and a Zamboni.


Well boys, I smell a goon project



https://www.denverpost.com/2018/05/09/milan-hejduk-mansion-for-sale-ice-rink-zamboni/

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



there are no canes fans here so i don't feel cruel posting this

https://twitter.com/robvollmanNHL/status/994287229613760512?s=19

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lol, I forgot housley got the nod for the Sabres. What a stupid loving franchise.

E: I'd rip on Carolina but it's been over a decade and no one cares. Why are they still a franchise?

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Lias2Zbad :hellyeah:

https://twitter.com/aj_ranger/status/994321529537253376

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Aye Doc posted:

there are no canes fans here so i don't feel cruel posting this

https://twitter.com/robvollmanNHL/status/994287229613760512?s=19

I'm sure it'll work out this time, right?

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

QUEBEC CITY COME ON DOWN!!!!

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

please stay healthy, please stay healthy...

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Milan Hedjuk is selling his house for 5.2 mil. It comes with an ice rink and a Zamboni.


Well boys, I smell a goon project



https://www.denverpost.com/2018/05/09/milan-hejduk-mansion-for-sale-ice-rink-zamboni/

I used to live about five minutes from there.

Wish I had known I might've said hi. In a totally not creepy Manor.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Future 70 point scorer right there.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Veskit posted:

Why he's good and cool.

Not really into having a guy accused of sexual assault on the team

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Aye Doc posted:

there are no canes fans here so i don't feel cruel posting this

https://twitter.com/robvollmanNHL/status/994287229613760512?s=19

My Erik Cole fanclub will gently caress you up.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
"The biggest thing for me is taking a pretty hard look in the mirror and realize that some of the things I'm doing have much bigger consequences," he said on Wednesday. "The last thing I ever want to do is bring embarrassment to my teammates and the organization like I did."




ok, idiot!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Someone got a talkin to.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
pretty sure marchand has said poo poo like that before and hasn't changed how he plays

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Levitate posted:

pretty sure marchand has said poo poo like that before and hasn't changed how he plays

Yeah he's not changing anything he's just doing PR.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Aye Doc posted:

there are no canes fans here so i don't feel cruel posting this

https://twitter.com/robvollmanNHL/status/994287229613760512?s=19

I think Housley was a head coach for high schoolers.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
no one make the joke please

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

whatis posted:

no one make the joke please

Casey Mittelstadt looks like a middle schooler

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Welcome PerdsAS

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

hey guys :sigh:

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Life is pain

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hello Darkness My Old Friend.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


That said, if anyone believes they have a better joke "killed by" than what I have in the OP for their team, let me know. Avalanche, Kings, Bruins, and Preds are fixed though.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
sup PredsAS, nothing against the preds but I like the jets more

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Boy I wish I could get paid seven figures to be in the running for the Vezina then proceed to choke in the postseason for the nth year in a row and let millions of fans down and go sulk in the locker room

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


It's gonna be hilarious when Rinne wins the Vezina over Hellebuyck, and by hilarious I mean sad

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


bizarre deformity posted:

It's gonna be hilarious when Rinne wins the Vezina over Hellebuyck, and by hilarious I mean sad

You could tell towards the end of the season he was coming back to earth, given how hard it was to clinch.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
Preds gotta learn to save some for the playoffs

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I wanted to make a RIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEEEEEEE...YOU SUCK joke but that feels too mean. :(

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
RIIIIINNNEEEEE


RIIIINNNNNEEEEE

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

bizarre deformity posted:

It's gonna be hilarious when Rinne wins the Vezina over Hellebuyck, and by hilarious I mean sad

They got all the voting in already right?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Why did the pull Rinne after just two goals?

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

HootTheOwl posted:

Why did the pull Rinne after just two goals?

They were really bad goals to let in.

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