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Krankenstyle posted:do you think nancy cartwrights husband asks her to do the bart voice in bed haha "I-cum-rumba!"
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Volcott posted:I think it's pretty common for adult women to voice them. Do you know what else women do voices for? Girls, which Nermal is.
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May 11, 2018 12:16
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Who What Now posted:Do you know what else women do voices for? Girls, which Nermal is. Haha you said the opposite of what is true, good joke my friend. FACTS: • Garfield is fat • Nermal is a male kitten • Garfield rules • gently caress you
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May 11, 2018 13:16
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Legin Noslen posted:Haha you said the opposite of what is true, good joke my friend. I fixed your typo. No need to thank me.
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May 11, 2018 13:18
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You, unenlightened: arguing over Nermal's gender Me, an intellectual: Nermal is a dog and any statements to the contrary are from an unreliable narrator
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May 11, 2018 14:55
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It was dog semen. You can't take that kind of thing back, Jim.
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Volcott posted:It was dog semen. You can't take that kind of thing back, Jim. "Dog Semen Receipt" would be an excellent username
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May 11, 2018 15:01
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It's pretty fuckin smoothbrain to assume there can't be a femme-presenting male-identifying cat
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Day and night. Young and old. Man and woman. These dualistic understandings of reality, where the existence of a concept is dependent upon its opposing concept and vice-versa, are false. They are based upon a primal hatred of unity, and obscure the truth: that Garfield's friend Nermal is without gender. Nermal exists outside of space and time. Nermal is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and end, the waters of life flow through a pampered gray cat with eyelashes who delights America with his antics. To divide Nermal is non-sense. Nermal cannot be divided as Nermal's essence is, in fact, unity itself.
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May 11, 2018 15:30
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I love how absolutely everything can devolve to sub-moronic arguments.
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May 11, 2018 15:31
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Ferrule posted:I have some terrible news for you about Bart Simpson... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H96v0zFw-tA
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May 11, 2018 18:10
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Nermal is a sandwich.
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May 11, 2018 18:30
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I went down a Garfield google rabbit hole and what the loving gently caress is this??!?!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uzZ5lUkJsM 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I went down a Garfield google rabbit hole and what the loving gently caress is this??!?!? ...of course, I read the first of those books in like 1999, so if you're asking why they made a CGI thing a loving decade later, I have no idea. (also Nermal has ice breath for some reason) DACK FAYDEN has a new favorite as of 20:03 on May 11, 2018 |
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May 11, 2018 20:00
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DACK FAYDEN posted:It's based on the books. edit: which there are five of oh god For this movie to capitalize on the Bill Murray ones?
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May 11, 2018 20:06
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Ignite Memories posted:It's pretty fuckin smoothbrain to assume there can't be a femme-presenting male-identifying cat a servitor of the Buttered Fuckpits transcends the gender binary
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May 11, 2018 21:03
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Hey I got a thread title  Garfield is a girl and she's voiced by Peter Venkman
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May 11, 2018 21:09
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I love how absolutely everything can devolve to sub-moronic arguments. No it can't, moran. 
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May 11, 2018 21:52
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Legin Noslen posted:FACTS: someone hasn't been reading recently 
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May 11, 2018 22:13
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Girl Nermal confirmed
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May 11, 2018 22:34
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Yeah gimme more buff Garfield. Maybe onw where a super buff and huge Garf is dangling a struggling Jon over his open mouth.
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May 11, 2018 22:45
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Push El Burrito posted:Yeah gimme more buff Garfield. Maybe onw where a super buff and huge Garf is dangling a struggling Jon over his open mouth. Keep your deviant fetish to yourself.
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May 11, 2018 22:46
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Girl Nermal confirmed That's Arlene, Garfield's girlfriend. Nermals the gray one. 
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May 11, 2018 23:00
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Push El Burrito posted:Yeah gimme more buff Garfield. Maybe onw where a super buff and huge Garf is dangling a struggling Jon over his open mouth. How about this from today? 
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May 11, 2018 23:07
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That's a strange euphemism for masturbation.
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May 11, 2018 23:08
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Kennel posted:How about this from today? this just makes me hope that Garfield pulls a Nancy and suddenly gets good
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May 11, 2018 23:16
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:That's a strange euphemism for masturbation. He's not masturbating himself, and that's not a drop of saliva coming from his mouth.
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May 11, 2018 23:17
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I love how absolutely everything can devolve to sub-moronic arguments. no, not everything
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May 11, 2018 23:22
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om nom nom posted:That's Arlene, Garfield's girlfriend. Nermals the gray one.  also I just noticed the cum hanging from Jon's lip in that last panel
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May 11, 2018 23:28
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Kennel posted:How about this from today? This gets even better if you imagine the sound effects in the first panel as Jon yelling.
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May 11, 2018 23:47
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Rearrange the letters in Nermal, and you get Arlene, quod erat demonstrandum is arlene and nermal ever in the same panel at the same time
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May 11, 2018 23:50
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Rearrange the letters in Nermal, and you get Arlene, quod erat demonstrandum Arlenm Nereal 
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May 12, 2018 00:02
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Besesoth posted:someone hasn't been reading recently gimme your cummies, daddy beefield 
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May 12, 2018 00:29
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Jon Armbuffle
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May 12, 2018 00:40
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Y'all remember the great Garfield gender Wikipedia edit war, right? There's no need to repeat that here.
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May 12, 2018 01:23
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The Ayshkerbundy posted:Arlene
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May 12, 2018 01:29
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ultrafilter posted:Y'all remember the great Garfield gender Wikipedia edit war, right? There's no need to repeat that here. Agreed, because we all know that Nermal is a girl
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ultrafilter posted:Y'all remember the great Garfield gender Wikipedia edit war, right? There's no need to repeat that here. Best use of taxpayer dollars in 5 years easy
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Who What Now posted:Agreed, because we all know that Nermal is a girl nermal is whomever nermal wishes to be. it was advantageous to adopt the mantle of Lust Queen when the Fuckpits were first buttered (After Monday, year 2) and so xhe shall continue to do so until the need changes.
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