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OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I read an article about crazy people that eat nothing but steak because of..idk why actually but it gives them "energy" and "boners" and one woman went from being able to do zero pull ups to 5!!!

anyway there was an almost inevitable intersection with bitcoin courtesy of a "cryptocurrency economist" who was raving about how vegetables are a lie and that plants were "fiat food" and how he now has so much focus he "wrote an entire 300 page book" which as we all know is otherwise impossible


anyway these people are deranged and will all die of bowel cancer and it will be at least partly due to bitcoin.

:psypop:

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I'm glad of it.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

those goon posts about the bacon diets causing 20 year olds to be prescribed statins, but also vegetables are a Jewish lie and bitcoin

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


found the article: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/may/11/the-carnivore-diet-all-meat-health-benefits-dangers



Ron Paul End The Veg posted:


“Bitcoin is a revolt against fiat [government-backed] money, and an all-meat diet is a revolt against fiat food,” said Michael Goldstein, a “bitcoin and meat maximalist” based in Austin, Texas. “Once someone has grown capable of seeing beyond the lies and myths that experts peddle in one domain, it becomes easier to see beyond them in other domains as well.”

Goldstein, who runs a website dedicated to carnivory called Justmeat.co, eats 2-2.5lb of “very rare” rib-eye steak each day, at a cost of about $400 a month. He says he never has cravings for pizza, chocolate or vegetables. “They don’t even register in my brain as food.”

He argues that eating only meat has freed up his time to get more work done. “Grocery shopping takes all of 10 minutes, most of which is standing in the checkout line. I spend little time thinking about food. I only need to eat once or twice a day (no snacking or cravings). Basically, it’s the greatest productivity hack, and Silicon Valley should have listened to me about it while I was there.”

Saifedean Ammous, a bitcoin economist, agrees, citing a “huge improvement” in productivity.

“The ability to focus for long periods has been life transforming, and was the reason that I managed to write a 300-page book, on bitcoin, fittingly enough!” he said.


Lily Chien-Davis, a social media specialist at San Francisco-based startup Heads Up Health, says that the enhanced productivity and mental clarity explains why this diet, like intermittent fasting, is popular in Silicon Valley.

She started eating a very low carb diet when her husband was diagnosed with cancer – some studies indicate that a ketogenic diet can help the body fight tumours. However, Chien-Davis found that changing her eating habits alleviated her pre-diabetes.


eating less sugar/carbs helps avoid type 2 diabetes WHO KNEW??

click the full article for a grossly swollen man made of beef flexing and the awe inspiring tale of one woman's journey from 0 to 5 pull ups in only 60 days thanks to eating nothing but beef!

edit: forgot this top tier false equivalency


Wheat Is Murder posted:

Travis Statham, a New York-based software engineer and admin for several online communities dedicated to carnivory, will sometimes eat four to six quarter-pounder burger patties from McDonald’s for lunch.

In Statham’s view, vegans who are concerned about the slaughtering of cows are not thinking about the “monoculture of giant machines killing mice and other animals” in the fields used to grow crops, the displacement of wild animals that used to occupy farm land, or the spraying of herbicides and pesticides.

Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 19:39 on May 11, 2018

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I'm Saifedean Ammous, the third-rate Wheel of Time villain and bitcoin mastermind, AMA.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
yeah, Ammous's lovely book is the one that espouses a variant of Austrian economics that even Austrians don't take seriously https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2018/04/07/saifedean-ammous-the-bitcoin-standard-the-austrian-case-for-bitcoin/

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

gschmidl posted:

I'm Saifedean Ammous, the third-rate Wheel of Time villain and bitcoin mastermind, AMA.

what is bitcoin anyway?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Boxturret posted:

what is bitcoin anyway?

Its me. I'm bitcoin. hello

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Hammerite posted:

Its me. I'm bitcoin. hello

hi

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

imo vegans and the keto/paleo people are two sides to the same coin, it just depends on which way your politics lean. they do share the similarity that they go on endlessly about "well actually my diet is clearly what nature intended and is far more healthy and better for the environment and and and"

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Lutha Mahtin posted:

imo vegans and the keto/paleo people are two sides to the same coin, it just depends on which way your politics lean. they do share the similarity that they go on endlessly about "well actually my diet is clearly what nature intended and is far more healthy and better for the environment and and and"

just lock them together in a room and let them eat each other imho

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Boxturret posted:

what is bitcoin anyway?

A miserable little pile of nonces.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Which one of you is extremely online Twitter famous?

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/994976217668444165

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

what is bitcoin anyway?

The Wheel of Time turns, and ICOs come and pass, leaving exit scams that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again a month later.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Oh wait I thought that article was like 6 months old. I swear I heard about these Bitcoin meat only weirdos like a million years ago.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

mrmcd posted:

Oh wait I thought that article was like 6 months old. I swear I heard about these Bitcoin meat only weirdos like a million years ago.

gschmidl posted:

The Wheel of Time turns, and ICOs come and pass, leaving exit scams that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again a month later.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

mrmcd posted:

Oh wait I thought that article was like 6 months old. I swear I heard about these Bitcoin meat only weirdos like a million years ago.

There was a Motherboard article about them a while ago.

e: beaten by myself as quoted by someone else!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
ive been accused many times of being a meat-etarian so am i turning into a bitcoiner? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


divabot posted:

yeah, Ammous's lovely book is the one that espouses a variant of Austrian economics that even Austrians don't take seriously https://davidgerard.co.uk/blockchain/2018/04/07/saifedean-ammous-the-bitcoin-standard-the-austrian-case-for-bitcoin/

every time r/bitcoin goes on about that book, i post the link to your rebuttal

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

mrmcd posted:

Which one of you is extremely online Twitter famous?

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/994976217668444165

lol that was quick, happened multiple times recently. dumb nerd shadow cabal

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

im the slice of toast

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Zamujasa posted:

im the slice of toast

youre a piece of bread thats been left on the countertop and gone stale :mad:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Bitcoin is having a good normal day today:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
they were really trying to push it back over 10k but:flaccid:

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

maybe zuck is just trolling the winklevii

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


mrmcd posted:

Which one of you is extremely online Twitter famous?

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/994976217668444165

lmao not me that's for sure

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Plank Walker posted:

you violate my nap you better have a gun cause i'm gonna be mega cranky

"mein fuhrer must be notified, the price of reichcoin is crashing!"

"der fuhrer is not to be disturbed, he ist napping"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

edit: forgot this top tier false equivalency

i don't think this guy has ever actually met a vegan because boy do they ever think about all that poo poo and have lots to say about it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

also little tiny snippet i almost missed in that instagram post about the 5 whole push-ups:

quote:

I’m stunned by how much energy, strength and stamina I have now. And god drat, do I need it 😄 (today is Move Day and @blissordie and I are about to move from a 3K sq ft house into a 100 sq ft adventure RV with our 13-year-old).

being evicted sounds much less cool than moving into an ~adventure RV~

also holy poo poo i feel so bad for that 13 year old, christ when i was that age i couldn't get far enough away from my parents in a full-sized house i can't imagine being stuck with them in an RV forever

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
eat you're parents problem solved

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
if the person you are eating doesn't have a soul ie antonpo, does that make it vegan?

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

ate all the Oreos posted:

i don't think this guy has ever actually met a vegan because boy do they ever think about all that poo poo and have lots to say about it
he has clearly never seen two vegans knife fight over the morality of honey

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

hot take: people who evangelize about their diet are tedious as gently caress to everyone else

Just eat what you like and keeps your body relatively healthy. Or not, if being a large greasy heart attack if your thing.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Gobbeldygook posted:

he has clearly never seen two vegans knife fight over the morality of honey

Also much like bitcoiners and crossfit, vegans are no fun to troll in person, because that just leads to them talking to you more about the thing they want to talk about always with everyone in the whole world.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
how can you know someone is a vegan? don't worry, they'll tell you

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it;s me, im the twitter person. ama

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it;s me, im the twitter person. ama

how do you feel supporting the platform of a racist cannibal?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
eh. it is what it is

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it;s me, im the twitter person. ama

has anyone tweeted "buttcoin" yet

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/granitetide/status/994888206570151938

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

has anyone tweeted "buttcoin" yet

:vince:

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