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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Just got a new twitter follow.

https://twitter.com/matty_lawrence

Why did God create creation? A year-long daily devotional that reveals the physics of the Bible & the reason why God created the universe. Jesus Christ is Lord

https://twitter.com/matty_lawrence/status/991696317754822656
https://twitter.com/matty_lawrence/status/996480269678006273

Kepler's other laws better watch the gently caress out.





"so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
this is what one kid wrote:
First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic."

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

little munchkin posted:

love to wear socialist clothes

Av/post combo

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

little munchkin posted:

love to wear socialist clothes

look for the union label

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Roosevelt posted:

anyone who wears political clothes anywhere outside of a political event is a huge dork and deserves a berating

in time, all shall wear the hat
the piss tape is real

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

http://twitter.com/pattymo/status/996817819328106497

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissing on her instead of getting pissed on like trump. Is there anything Bernie can't do

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bernie pee on her leg and tell her it’s electrolytes it’s what plants crave

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
nice meltdown

https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/996849194798379008

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

im the equally sized slices

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol trump is now the header image for LF

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos



:hmm:

trumpers accidently agree with marx

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5s7Sr8W3hA

weirdo bemoans the lack of cars congesting city streets, claiming local businesses must be going bankrupt as throngs of people walking and bicycling go by. his whole yt channel is like this.

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

Darkman Fanpage posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5s7Sr8W3hA

weirdo bemoans the lack of cars congesting city streets, claiming local businesses must be going bankrupt as throngs of people walking and bicycling go by. his whole yt channel is like this.

american identity is based on cars

not a joke


this video might be sarcasm tho

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

HorrificExistence posted:

american identity is based on cars

not a joke


this video might be sarcasm tho

its not. his whole channel is poo poo like this with him taking boring videos bemoaning the fact pedestrian traffic is given preference over car traffic.

quote:

This is the commuter rail station outside of Munich in Eching. It is a nightmare of anti car zealotry. It’s insane, hardly any car parking; walking through the woods; and bikes are loved If this continues Munich will become a abandoned ghetto

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
maybe he thought Cars was a documentary

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



dont doxx shaggar pls

Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/asialbx/status/996901563225358336?s=19

It's funny, there's obviously worse places to be in jail, like north korea, but this shite uniquely makes me nauseous. I truly want to take a wet poo poo in the mouth of who came up with this. At least I don't live in the states. Silver linings i suppose.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit



https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/girl-wears-gun-in-viral-graduation-photos/ar-AAxn6zm?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=mailsignout

pillsburysoldier has issued a correction as of 07:57 on May 17, 2018

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

Rookoo posted:

https://twitter.com/asialbx/status/996901563225358336?s=19

It's funny, there's obviously worse places to be in jail, like north korea, but this shite uniquely makes me nauseous. I truly want to take a wet poo poo in the mouth of who came up with this. At least I don't live in the states. Silver linings i suppose.

wild

we live in hell

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

if only she had been there in 68

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

not being subtle about being a nazi there

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jose posted:

not being subtle about being a nazi there

it's a photoshop and also a secret glimpse into her mind

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Jose posted:

not being subtle about being a nazi there

the original says "come and take it"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008



d&d vs c-spam

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yinlock posted:



d&d vs c-spam

Are you calling us Trots

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Are you calling us Trots

with varying levels of irony

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
we don't have enough rapists to be trots

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Yinlock posted:



d&d vs c-spam

im kevin from the office on the upper right

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/YALiberty/status/996812712201150464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/andthehoneybees/status/996854157108793347/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

It's weird seeing what your death will look like

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is that harry potter

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

HorrificExistence posted:

american identity is based on cars

not a joke
I grew up in a place where if you don’t have a car or your car breaks down you just take the bus, no big deal. I always knew intellectually that not everyone could but it became more visceral for me talking to some Texans telling me how if you car breaks down you starve because there’s no other way to get to work and you get fired. Also if you have a lovely car your kids get bullied about it in school.

America is a place.

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


HorrificExistence posted:

if only she had been there in 68

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