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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
loving :lol:

thank the lord for shittier baseball teams

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



6 runs with 2 outs is just braves2018.txt

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Belt's the only outfielder they can't run on :lol:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


105 :drat:

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Owns

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Jordan Hicks is a loving freak of nature.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Holy gently caress Jordan hicks.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That's a tie for the record, isn't it?

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

out at the plate gently caress yeah

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Doesn't count imo unless it's anywhere near the pl--okay that one counts

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Throw it at the bull, Jordan.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Hail Satan and his young pitching staff :woop:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
The Braves own

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



This team is ridiculous and I love it

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Pancakes posted:

That's a tie for the record, isn't it?

I think one scoreboard clocked Chapman at 106 his rookie year but I don't remember how accurate that was

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Jack Flaherty owned today, good lord

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Tom Gorman posted:

Jack Flaherty owned today, good lord

Martinez, Reyes, Weaver, Flaherty, Hicks

:allears:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Why are you trying to go in on Arenado!?

And why are you going to Gearrin with people on base...again!?

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Why are you trying to go in on Arenado!?

And why are you going to Gearrin with people on base...again!?

Bochy... Bochy Never Changes

Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender

Mister Perky posted:

:siren: position player pitching alert in Toronto :siren:

Kendrys Morales on the hill in the 9th for the Jays

The Jays should make him a starter. He couldn't really be any worse than the sorry lot they already have on the mound and it would free up the DH slot for someone else to... oh wait, the Jays don't actually have anyone who would be good at hitting there anyway.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

How do the Cardinals keep getting these elite arms?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Niwrad posted:

How do the Cardinals keep getting these elite arms?

Alex Reyes is due back soon. :getin:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
It took a bit, but the walked inevitable walked in run came.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
We'll never be rid of Gorkys and I want to die

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Gorkys is the Giants' best healthy outfielder (a low bar) and should be starting CF over Jackson.

Even though he did cost us a run by sliding into first.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Gorkys is the Giants' best healthy outfielder (a low bar) and should be starting CF over Jackson.

Even though he did cost us a run by sliding into first.

None of them should be statting in center because Duggar is in the minors and infinitely better defensively, since all three fourth outfielders are negative values defensively

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Kelby...came through?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Kelby Tomlinson is the greatest hitter in SF Giants history.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Brandons Are Awesome

And Kelbys are pretty good

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
why would you do this?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

why would you do this?



And yet it was still a better approach than how Ty faced him last time.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Belt belts

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Hell yeah Brandong Belt

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Brandon Belt feeds off the hate.

coronaball
Feb 6, 2005

You're finished, pork-o-nazi!
Belt is on a rampage lately.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Best Outfielder on the team

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

what a stud

hit 40 this year please brandon

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

New Concept Hole posted:

Best Outfielder on the team

Literally not a joke.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Mitch loving Haniger.

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
MITCH

FUCKIN

HANIGER

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