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Turtlicious posted:here is some stdh.txt that i wrote. i would like to share it with you. USC isn’t a state university!
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lolling at the dude who made up for a life of crime by joining the US military for three tours in the middle east
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May 19, 2018 09:46
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El Padrino posted:Is your girlfriend Albert Einstein Yeah, I am NOT standing up and gently caress clapping.
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May 19, 2018 09:55
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Biplane posted:lolling at the dude who made up for a life of crime by joining the US military for three tours in the middle east My thoughts too. guy posted:After I joined the military I did two tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan. I feel like between god and I, we are square. I suppose if he worships a god that wants him to kill Muslims, that would make them square, but he should look at finding a new god.
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May 19, 2018 19:37
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jjack229 posted:I suppose if he worships a god that wants him to kill Muslims, that would make them square, but he should look at finding a new god. Why find a new god when the current one agrees with him on everything?
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May 19, 2018 19:46
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I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh.quote:“I am a property manager. I rented a storage space to a guy about four years ago. Unfortunately, this person died. His son contacted me and provided proof of the tenant’s death and proof of kinship. I had the son sign a statement attesting to no one else having a superior claim to the contents of the garage. I then allowed the son access to the garage. The son had keys to the padlock that was on the garage door, but I had overlocked it due to unpaid storage fees. The son paid what was owed and stated that he wanted to continue to rent the garage. He paid the storage fees for two more months and then stopped paying. During the two months when he was paying the storage fee, he would occasionally show up and remove things from the garage. The son stopped paying the storage fee after two months. I then contacted the son and requested payment. He said that he had removed everything he wanted and that he left me the garbage. He let me know that he had no intention of paying any more money. Since the storage fee was overdue, I immediately placed a lien on the belongings by overlocking again and mailing a Notice of Lien, Notice of Abandonment, and Notice of Termination of Tenancy. At this point, with all the added fees, the son owed me $300. I waited the required eighteen days. In California, anything abandoned after 18 days (with proper notice) that is worth less than $700 becomes the property of the landlord. Now here is the interesting lockpicking portion of the story: the lock was a disk-type lock so I could not cut it off due to a padlock cover on the hasp. I used several lockpicks and tension tools. Nothing seemed to work. Then I used a rake in combination with a Sparrows Gem. After about two minutes using the rake and Gem, I was able to remove the large disklock. I had a great feeling when that cylinder turned and the shackle opened. It was a Master with a hexagonal shackle so that gave me an extra sense of satisfaction since I know Master considers these locks to be high security (according to them). It is always satisfying to pick a lock that the manufacturer states is “high security.” I then determined that the fair value of the items was $600 so I placed an advertisement offering to sell it for $600. Two persons showed up at the same time to look at the items. I said that the first person who paid me $600 will have bought it. One of them immediately removed a big wad of hundred dollar bills, peeled off six of them, and handed them to me. I said that he had bought it. The other person said that this was not fair. I then asked this person if he had $600 on him. He said no, but he could go to the bank and get it. I said that I was accepting the $600 from the other person because he came prepared. It turns out that the items in the garage were worth well more than $600 to the right person(s). I have no problem with someone making money. I made an extra $300 by being able to pick a lock, the buyer made a good profit, and the son lost out because he was an rear end in a top hat. Justice is a sweet thing. By the way, I gave the padlock to a friend who is a locksmith; he impressioned a key for it and sold it to someone. Nothing went to waste.”
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May 21, 2018 14:42
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The Claptain posted:I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh.
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May 21, 2018 14:47
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The Claptain posted:I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh. The part about it taking effort to open a Master lock was the thing I had difficulty believing.
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May 21, 2018 17:08
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The Claptain posted:I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh. How'd you break into the lockpicking business?
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May 21, 2018 17:37
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I like how he found things worth $600.
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May 21, 2018 18:44
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mng posted:The part about it taking effort to open a Master lock was the thing I had difficulty believing. Seriously, how'd it take him two minutes to rake that?
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May 21, 2018 18:50
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The Claptain posted:I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh. I’m picturing him holding the lock afterwards and whispering “Was it good for you too?”
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May 21, 2018 19:58
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I'm glad he found a good home for that Master lock at the end, truly a feel-good story
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May 21, 2018 20:36
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so much of that doesn't make sense to the point where I don't even think the guys is a property manager, but if he's not at least a property manager what is even the point? "I weaponized capitalism to steal from a human being who I was charging for access to his dead family members stuff. Isn't he a tool?!"
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May 21, 2018 20:48
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One of those locks is like 12-16 bucks depending on where you get it and is certainly not worth a locksmith's time in order to impression a key just to sell it.
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May 21, 2018 21:04
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Am I missing something, or isn't that story just "guy left stuff that he didn't want instead of paying for storage so I sold the stuff. also I picked a lock"?
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May 21, 2018 21:07
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Covski posted:Am I missing something, or isn't that story just "guy left stuff that he didn't want instead of paying for storage so I sold the stuff. also I picked a lock"? This is the ultimate dream of the lockpick enthusiast community, like how gun forum guys talk about bringing BUGs and spare mags with them to Walmart in case of terrorist threat
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May 21, 2018 21:22
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I'm not a locksmith, but word on the street is that masterlock is the most trash outside of a dollar store lock that doesn't have pins.
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May 21, 2018 21:51
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Went through imgur on a whim and hoo doggy nothing's changed      At least a couple people are calling STDH but most of the comments are "FAT FEMINIST OWNED LIKED AND FAVOURITED" 
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May 21, 2018 21:54
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I kept thinking, “Blue Bubble is definitely going to say that he makes more money” and was happy to see it 
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May 21, 2018 22:05
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The funnier part is he probably inflated his salary UP to 55k when he was making that conversation up
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May 21, 2018 22:32
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I can see that exchange happening. Narcissistic woman and "alpha male" exchanging blows. The true STDH is either side being a winner.
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May 21, 2018 22:48
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:The funnier part is he probably inflated his salary UP to 55k when he was making that conversation up That's a universal story. Maybe when it was originally written 55k wasn't middle class. Edit: The best response to someone like that in real life would be straight ghosting. Never see that posted because you aren't owning anyone.
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May 21, 2018 22:50
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The best part is that he says he had fun but also says she was 100 pounds heavier and also obsessed with her phone. What'd you have fun with dude
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May 22, 2018 00:18
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Both of those people seem angry and bitter but I hope they find true love
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May 22, 2018 00:22
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oldpainless posted:Both of those people seem angry and bitter but I hope they find true love This isn't the dating thread OP.
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May 22, 2018 00:37
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kimbo305 posted:This isn't the dating thread OP. Arent all threads really the dating thread?
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May 22, 2018 01:06
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more like olddateless
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May 22, 2018 01:44
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Covski posted:Am I missing something, or isn't that story just "guy left stuff that he didn't want instead of paying for storage so I sold the stuff. also I picked a lock"? Also "how I explained to a guy he should have brought money and got sweet revenge on rear end in a top hat kid"
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May 22, 2018 07:11
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Yeah the whole digression about how he sold the stuff was a weird bit of "I think I come off as a badass this way".
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May 22, 2018 07:48
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But but but it isn't exactly revenge selling the stuff if the guy explicitly left him the stuff because he didn't want to pay, is it???
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May 22, 2018 13:17
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The virgin broke inheritor vs. The Chad lockpicking landlord
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May 22, 2018 14:44
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Mr. Belpit posted:Yeah the whole digression about how he sold the stuff was a weird bit of "I think I come off as a badass this way". That was what cemented that the story wasn't true. I mean, for one thing, that exact scenario probably plays out at least once a month if you rent storage units. But when you're selling poo poo like that you sell to the first person who hands you payment. I mean, that's not just a thing that a person who owns storage units would know, anyone who's sold something or bought something on craiglist would know that. I knew that when I was a kid helping my parents buy and sell antiques glass. The worst part is he probably learned all this poo poo watching Storage Wars (bull poo poo I know but the general way things works on that show is fairly accurate as far as the auctions themselves are run). Which means he KNOWS this isn't a badass story, but just normal business if you own storage units, but still thought that he was good enough a storyteller (and that everyone else is an idiot who never saw the show or knows literally anything about storage units) to make this story seem badass and not just like a normal day on the job.
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May 22, 2018 16:56
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Guy #1: "I'll take the garbage, here's the $600 you asked for." Landlord: "Done deal, thank you." Guy #2: "Wait, let me go to the bank and I'll bring $600 so you can sell it to me instead!" Landlord: *intrigued* "Go onnnn...."
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May 24, 2018 02:22
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loving rofl at bragging about a 300lb leg press.
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May 24, 2018 02:33
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Just like the salary guy earlier, you know he pumped that number up before posting to make it more impressive
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May 24, 2018 02:43
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Fat people having strong legs is a well known thing. Who the hell is surprised by that? Why was his leg curl weight not impressing them if his leg presses are so impressive? Also, if he's a "noob" I don't care if his legs are strong because he's fat, suddenly jumping weight on a machine that's targeted to certain muscles is going to leave you barely able to move the next day. THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Just like the salary guy earlier, you know he pumped that number up before posting to make it more impressive He's talking about his own weight, he doesn't even say how much is on the machine lol.
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May 24, 2018 03:43
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300lbs? Shiiiiiiiit, look out for this badass over here everyone.
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They didn't even applaud or run out of the gym? A hot woman didn't walk over and give him her number after showing up those Dumb Jocks (btw they are now married)? This fat stdh author needs to work on his writing skills.
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