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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dushkani posted:



Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, I guess. :stonk:

Wait, what? What do they think is the benefit of washing their eyes with urine?

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Urine is sterile, you know. So are eye drops, I guess. So they're both basically the same.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

SpacePig posted:

Urine is sterile, you know. So are eye drops, I guess. So they're both basically the same.

Yeah, but most people don't use eye drops on the reg either.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Skwirl posted:

Wait, what? What do they think is the benefit of washing their eyes with urine?

There's a whole crazy online group that believes washing with/bathing in/drinking piss is the way to cure all life's ills.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

SpacePig posted:

Urine is sterile, you know. So are eye drops, I guess. So they're both basically the same.

That would be your standard healthy urine. Now if you've got some sort of infection going on in your pee system, then all bets are off.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I think when this dude says "rinsed my eyes out with fresh urine" we all have the same image in our head.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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BlankIsBeautiful posted:

That would be your standard healthy urine. Now if you've got some sort of infection going on in your pee system, then all bets are off.

In addition, even healthy sterile urine quickly becomes contaminated when you deliberately leave it out to be colonized by microbes and ferment into an ammonia mixture.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Skwirl posted:

Wait, what? What do they think is the benefit of washing their eyes with urine?

They're just doing what they can to be more like Trump.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Dienes posted:

In addition, even healthy sterile urine quickly becomes contaminated when you deliberately leave it out to be colonized by microbes and ferment into an ammonia mixture.

Oh man, can you imagine how fast that would happen if this dude's even mildly diabetic?

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
In addition in addition you have to catch it midstream to even hope it's sterile.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I had to empty out a bucket with 2+ day old urine and let me tell you there's nothing sterile about that. Smelled like rancid tarter sauce.

I have absolutely no idea 9 day old urine looks or smells like, but apparently the body's reaction to it is to send all your white blood cells to that spot and create a shitload of puss.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
In addition in addition in addition all of the supplies you're using need to be sterile too, and I can't imagine that anyone who decided squirting aged urine into their eyes was a good idea is really big on proper sterile technique.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Disliked ex-Premier of Queensland proves, once again, that conservatives just are not good at this 'human' thing.


Reminder about the NYC Mayor election. The regressive candidate said that trains should run over cats.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Who was the politician who was photographed eating a raw onion like an apple because he is definitely a normal human person and not a lizard?

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Sep 7, 2014

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

Who was the politician who was photographed eating a raw onion like an apple because he is definitely a normal human person and not a lizard?

Tony Abbott

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

PhazonLink posted:

Reminder about the NYC Mayor election. The regressive candidate said that trains should run over cats.

They don't stop trains for cats do they?

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
Isn't the whole "urine is sterile" thing more like "urine is more sterile than random untreated water so if you're in some emergency situation and need to rinse a wound fast and don't have/can't waste whatever water you have on you, use pee instead of some random standing water"?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Araenna posted:

Isn't the whole "urine is sterile" thing more like "urine is more sterile than random untreated water so if you're in some emergency situation and need to rinse a wound fast and don't have/can't waste whatever water you have on you, use pee instead of some random standing water"?

I think it's literally just people taking a quote from Fight Club as medical advice.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Araenna posted:

Isn't the whole "urine is sterile" thing more like "urine is more sterile than random untreated water so if you're in some emergency situation and need to rinse a wound fast and don't have/can't waste whatever water you have on you, use pee instead of some random standing water"?

No, that was a myth established by fetishists before the internet.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Even if urine was sterile, your genitals it has to pass through aren't and neither is whatever container you pisses in to.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Skwirl posted:

I think it's literally just people taking a quote from Fight Club as medical advice.

I thought it was from 'Dodgeball'.

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste."

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Besesoth posted:

The conflation of Chronos and Cronus is almost traditional at this point, but this is the second time recently I've seen this nonsense about "kairos" being a good kind of time. It just means a good or opportune time; when Klingons say "today is a good day to die", or when you hear someone talk about striking while the iron is hot, they're talking about kairos.
If I'm going to die, I'm going to die historic, on the fury road! I am awaited, In Valhalla! :black101:

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

FELD1 posted:

I thought it was from 'Dodgeball'.

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste."

These were shown in theaters with previews around 1999.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOcqF-owWe8

I think the one in question may have been a Brad Pitt ad-lib, on the DVD the crew cracks up after he does it.

E: VVV Oh there it is!

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FELD1 posted:

I thought it was from 'Dodgeball'.

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste."

https://youtu.be/3Ik7cEuAQH8

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Data Graham posted:

You guys sound like Tom Lehrer dunking on hippies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yygMhtNQJ9M

I wish I could dunk on people half as well as Lehrer

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Does anyone know why conservative weirdos are making #ImpeachObama a thing? Do they think he's secretly still president? Is it to trigger the libs?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Henchman of Santa posted:

Does anyone know why conservative weirdos are making #ImpeachObama a thing? Do they think he's secretly still president? Is it to trigger the libs?



Also people still seem to believe Obama and Hillary did something worthy of jail time.

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

Henchman of Santa posted:

Does anyone know why conservative weirdos are making #ImpeachObama a thing? Do they think he's secretly still president? Is it to trigger the libs?

Nullifying as much of Obama's administration as possible seems to be the only thing Trump and his supporters really care about when you boil everything down. They're deeply ashamed and want to forget that they were ever ruled by a black man. Retroactively impeaching Obama just takes modern conservatism to its logical conclusion.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Krispy Wafer posted:



Also people still seem to believe Obama and Hillary did something worthy of jail time.

That's the pope they dug up and posthumously put on trial, right?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Skwirl posted:

That's the pope they dug up and posthumously put on trial, right?

No, that's Pope Benedict XVI in the picture.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Skwirl posted:

That's the pope they dug up and posthumously put on trial, right?

Nah, that's just Pope Unvitas the First, lich-prophet of Dark Yahweh. Dude was really progressive, but he attracted a lot of criticism for his "brains for indulgences" campaign.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:




No, that's Pope Benedict XVI in the picture.

Just because there are video games about killing Nazi zombies doesn't mean every zombie pope was also a Nazi, or that every Nazi pope is also a zombie.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
If someone wants to screenshot this before it's inevitably deleted that would be great
https://twitter.com/MrazCBS/status/999065769836269569?s=19

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Henchman of Santa posted:

If someone wants to screenshot this before it's inevitably deleted that would be great
https://twitter.com/MrazCBS/status/999065769836269569?s=19

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
receipt big

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/surfbordt/status/998967281542750208

I can't decide if this is really dumb or really smart. Like, banks technically pay you interest but it's usually like 1% a year and if you're frequently overdrafting you aren't collecting interest. I just worry he's cashing checks at a payday loan place that charges like 5-10% of his check.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

Just because there are video games about killing Nazi zombies doesn't mean every zombie pope was also a Nazi, or that every Nazi pope is also a zombie.

Just Pius XII.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

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Skwirl posted:

I can't decide if this is really dumb or really smart.

It's the first one

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

The one guy from world of warcraft that everyone kills? What?

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

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Nah it’s about old white dudes getting worked up and looking like meat. It’s really good.

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