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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ignite Memories posted:

I had urchin once and it tasted like a toilet

I've never tasted a toilet :smug:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ignite Memories posted:

I had urchin once and it tasted like a toilet

Why do you know what a toilet tastes like?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The Bloop posted:

I've never tasted a toilet :smug:

You never kissed your mom?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Grand Fromage posted:

You never kissed your mom?

there are always statistical outliers, you know she didn't kiss everyone

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


sneakyfrog posted:

you know she didn't kiss everyone

That's not what I heard.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Grand Fromage posted:

You never kissed your mom?

She's more of a dumpster

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
bunch of quality refuse sommeliers in this here corner of the internet.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Imagine finding a sea urchin laying in the street and then eating it and dying.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


sneakyfrog posted:

refuse sommeliers

Good username.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Garbage Cicerone

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
I suppose an average goon mom counts as an antiquity so that works.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

She's more of a dumpster

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Grand Fromage posted:

Sea urchin is very seasonal. I've had it out of season and it was horribly bitter and gross, but fresh and in season it's superb, I could eat it all day.

Is it during breeding season? Only eat urchin if they're horny?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Garbage Cicerone

Trash Tapster

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I don't know. Japanese people just have a mental database of seasonal foods and uni was completely different when I had it at a fish market in winter.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sneakyfrog posted:

refuse sommeliers

mods, please

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

I don't know. Japanese people just have a mental database of seasonal foods and uni was completely different when I had it at a fish market in winter.

I have a mental database of the times of the year it's most likely the swamp in the woods nearby will engulf half of my yard.

(spoiler: it's possibly almost anytime of the year)

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
You're supposed to pee on someone if they touch a sea urchin, right? Or jellyfish? Or both?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Do they even have to touch sea creatures?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

You better believe I would :colbert:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
All of these are potentially :nws: (Unless you work in a maternity ward I guess)

https://i.imgur.com/rmOZ4mt.png

https://i.imgur.com/1V5ieca.png

https://i.imgur.com/DFlXk0x.png

https://i.imgur.com/U2V9z5W.png

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You're supposed to pee on someone if they touch a sea urchin, right? Or jellyfish? Or both?

You shouldn't piss on someone with a jellyfish sting due to the chemical change causing more stings to occur. Best to wash with ocean water if nothing else js available, or to use vinegar which will actively prevent more stinging while washing it off.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


ChaseSP posted:

You shouldn't piss on someone with a jellyfish sting due to the chemical change causing more stings to occur. Best to wash with ocean water if nothing else js available, or to use vinegar which will actively prevent more stinging while washing it off.

How are you both pissing on someone and also in danger of more jellyfish stings? That's some loving powerful stream you got.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Picnic Princess posted:

Is it during breeding season? Only eat urchin if they're horny?

Sea urchin is super dependent on how fresh it is. It goes bad really fast after the urchin has died.

Also the only edible parts are the roe and jizz sack.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I want to know how hungry the first guy who found that spiky thing and went to all that work to eat its ballsack. Like surely there was a snail or something less threatening looking nearby.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I want to know how hungry the first guy who found that spiky thing and went to all that work to eat its ballsack. Like surely there was a snail or something less threatening looking nearby.

hunger is a hell of a motivator

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Well I just think it's a dick move to put the idea of a breech birth into your pregnant friend's head. If that's still what you can call that.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
you figure out clams because seabirds and stuff eat clams
you figure out urchins from abstraction

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The fishies were too fast for me okay

Samizdata
May 14, 2007
I actually have CONTENT today! I know, right?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Ah yeah the ol' bone and roll. That usually only happens on the third date for me.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Samizdata posted:

I actually have CONTENT today! I know, right?



New Liartown content looking real good

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
Your Dickman's Meatmaster would be a lovely username

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: just a mound of ranch and 60% real "meat" if we're being honest.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
LEGALLY EDIBLE

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008


Would so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAIjjHfTx8g

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Dixville posted:

LEGALLY EDIBLE

I lost it at that line. Up until then I was like "so what, it's rolled up ham".

Still would.

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