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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Len posted:

Donnie is clearly the Nixon replacement. He was in his fifth term in the comic and it's 2028 and Trump is still President. Did you guys not like...Google it and read the rest?

I said I haven’t finished reading it yet! :argh:

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

jfc

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




:couldyounot:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That makes me way angrier than it should

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

Finally, a comic for 30-something women that fetishize cartoons, twitterspeak, and "lol random"

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp

naem
May 29, 2011

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:hmmyes:

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Static!
Jul 17, 2007

Hold on, I'm watching this...

Don't know why the name is cropped out but this is by Adam Ellis and he deserves all the credit for it.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Is the ugly-rear end art supposed to distract from the lovely humor, or vice-versa?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bojackoff Horseman

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
it'd be distracting to work facing a mirror like that

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

it'd be distracting to work facing a mirror like that

Any time or just when you wear the horse mask?

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

In action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuI_NFfHlXE

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Who needs a drat bulk pack of chapstick?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Christ. Was this from when he was working for Buzzfeed or whatever? They made him churn these out super fast.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Creamed Cormp posted:

the most hilarious example imho was ammo manufacturer Hornady releasing a line of cartridges where they took one of their existing products, changed the color of the plastic bullet tip from red to neon green, increased the price and branded it Z-Max.

If I remember correctly, it was a well respected self defense round... and it was actually cheaper in the zombie version.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Inzombiac posted:

Christ. Was this from when he was working for Buzzfeed or whatever? They made him churn these out super fast.

I have no idea. I just know that after seeing this all of my crops died and snakes manifested in my house.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

tactlessbastard posted:

Who needs a drat bulk pack of chapstick?

Gotta suck a lot of dick to keep himself in eggs

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


lol, managed to cover only 2 eggos :smug:

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/a1tqtwM.mp4

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

New masaokiis breakfast video looking good!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Parkinson's is an extreme curse

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Can a woman confirm if this would actually work? The poster seems stoked about it but I feel like my wife would make a face and just throw the waffles out because yuck.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Blue Train posted:

Parkinson's is an extreme curse
https://i.imgur.com/uK6eXNO.gifv

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A Strange Aeon posted:

Can a woman confirm if this would actually work? The poster seems stoked about it but I feel like my wife would make a face and just throw the waffles out because yuck.

as an experienced waffle cummer I can tell you the females love it actually. you should try it

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


mods please change my name to waffle cummer

also no woman i have ever talked to thinks semen tastes good. but maybe i need to eat more pineapple

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Ah, gross af fatty is also cursed

Tetracube posted:

as an experienced waffle cummer I can tell you the females love it actually. you should try it

Waffle cumming is a lot sexier than waffle stomping ime

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

mods please change my name to waffle cummer

also no woman i have ever talked to thinks semen tastes good. but maybe i need to eat more pineapple

Yea you're doing it wrong, has several people be surprised and say "oh your cum actually tastes good." Eat healthy yall

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Blue Train posted:

Yea you're doing it wrong, has several people be surprised and say "oh your cum actually tastes good." Eat healthy yall

to be fair i never cum from bjs and the current girl i'm sleeping with is the only one i've been with who wants me to cum on her face/on her tongue. so really only one person has ever tasted my semen. but you're right that i should eat more fruit. also this is way too much information but you posted your dick so i don't feel bad about providing it

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

No such thing as tmi

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

those could be good for something, DO NOT throw them away. :catbert:

impure flutter
May 31, 2014


OSHA

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

~skylark memories~

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

A Strange Aeon posted:

Can a woman confirm if this would actually work? The poster seems stoked about it but I feel like my wife would make a face and just throw the waffles out because yuck.

Jizzing on some loving lovely eggos is just sad. If you're gonna do cum waffles you gotta go all out, make it all from scratch.

Seriously though I would not advise surprising a woman with jizzy waffles, if so you should be prepared for them to be smashed into your face like a nastier version of the pie-in-face comedy cliche. You should ask first and she'll let you know if she's into it or not.

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