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Blue Train posted:Ah, gross af fatty is also cursed Pretty sure it's cursed because she's shaving her legs and rinsing the blade with pool water. Public pools cursed as gently caress.
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Dang you could use that amount of shells for something actually good, like correcting ph in soil or water or producing usable amount of acetone from scratch
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May 28, 2018 07:39
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is that a heroic load or do i just have a really weak prostate?
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May 28, 2018 07:42
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Why is everyone taking it as face value that is actually jizz?
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May 28, 2018 07:59
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Slugnoid posted:is that a heroic load or do i just have a really weak prostate? Looks like the work of a cum vase 
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Why is everyone taking it as face value that is actually jizz? ive been surfing the information superhighway for a long time
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May 28, 2018 08:09
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It's the pixels. You can tell by the pixels.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Why is everyone taking it as face value that is actually jizz? for the record 
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May 28, 2018 08:28
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Ziv Zulander posted:for the record There we go - I feel so vindicated. 
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May 28, 2018 08:55
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Ziv Zulander posted:for the record wait, you can buy them pre-jizzed?
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May 28, 2018 08:55
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drat. i hoped it was the worlds greatest game of soggy biscuit
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May 28, 2018 09:01
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Yolomon Wayne posted:wait, you can buy them pre-jizzed? Of course not, who would buy such a ridiculous product? You buy them with little packets of jizz that you squeeze out yourself.
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May 28, 2018 09:12
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Cursed Image that is just screencaps of yall talkin bout Jizz Waffles
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May 28, 2018 09:13
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Known Lecher posted:Of course not, who would buy such a ridiculous product? 
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May 28, 2018 09:18
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Known Lecher posted:Of course not, who would buy such a ridiculous product? Oh you mean like  but with jizz instead of nutella?
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Slugnoid posted:is that a heroic load or do i just have a really weak prostate? Isn't Heroic Load in one of the Metal Gear games?
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May 28, 2018 10:05
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May 28, 2018 10:07
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That dick looks massive. Is that the dude that injected silicone into his junk until it looked exactly like a blob fish? Probably not big enough.
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May 28, 2018 10:25
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sorry about your small dick
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Blast of Confetti posted:sorry about your small dick This is very unsettling.
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This is a follow-up to my previous post. Here I’ll show how I enjoyed eating several loads of cum that I thawed out using my cum warmer. If you haven’t read about my cum warmer yet, check it out here first. This post picks up where that post left off, with a small sauce bowl of warm cum. Once my cum was prepared, I quickly added one more fresh load. This brought the total cum load tally to six loads of cum.  https://i.imgur.com/0j2OkNP.jpg https://i.imgur.com/YKwTNyy.jpg One of the drawbacks to using frozen cum is that is loses some of its visual appeal once is thawed out again. It doesn’t look as deliciously enticing as freshly ejaculated cum. I decided to use my cum frother to restore the yummy visual appeal of the semen.    You can clearly see in the photos the dramatic difference the cum frother makes! Frothing for less than thirty seconds turned my clear runny cum into beautiful thick bright white foamy cum. It looked so good that I could not resist putting a spoonful on my tongue to enjoy.   I chose a bowl of Bush’s Pork & Beans to eat with this cum. I wanted all that cum to clearly stand out visually on my food. In addition, I added a Hot Dog to the Pork & Beans. Hot Dogs are fun to play with, as well as eat with cum.   I spooned my cum out and spread it around on top of the Pork & Beans. There was enough cum to cover nearly the entire bowl with a nice layer of foamy cum. The magic of the cum frother allowed my cum to keep its mouth-watering color and texture the entire time while I was eating the meal.   This was by far the best tasting and most enjoyable bowl of Pork & Beans, proving that cum can make anything, no matter how simplistic, taste better and more enjoyable.   (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 28, 2018 13:08
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Cum Frother™
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May 28, 2018 13:27
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super macho dude posted:Cum Frother™ 
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May 28, 2018 13:30
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Aaaand we've got a rival to keyboard goop. What shall we call this new chapter in SA Lore? Spanked Beans? Bigchops fucked around with this message at 13:46 on May 28, 2018 |
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May 28, 2018 13:38
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Frothing the cum seems really unnecessary
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May 28, 2018 13:44
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We Know Catheters posted:Frothing the cum seems really unnecessary How else will he start adding latte foam art into his cummy froth?
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May 28, 2018 14:06
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a beacon of light amidst the sea of cum posts
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May 28, 2018 14:16
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Are we posting uncensored jizzdicks in GBS now? What a time to be alive
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May 28, 2018 15:02
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i figured its such a tiny picture you cant really tell unless you look hard enough. also whos gonna look at the cursed pic thread at work
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May 28, 2018 15:14
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I saw a cock head. Mods? Mods??? Those pictures actually made me nauseous. I think that's the first time that's happened with something not actually physically in front of me. It's usually smells that get me. Pretty sure he somehow made a cum meringue.
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May 28, 2018 15:14
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This is the first page to make me pause and take some breaths, so that's rad
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May 28, 2018 15:16
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!
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May 28, 2018 15:19
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Cum foam is so 2014. The hot new culinary trend movement is now heme based substitute cummies and farm to table hyper local ejaculate.
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Bigchops posted:Aaaand we've got a rival to keyboard goop. What shall we call this new chapter in SA Lore? spank and beans
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porked beans
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tossed pork and scrambled beeaaans what is a boy to doo GOHNAIGT!
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Cat Army