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CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Jose posted:

i edited the images to urls nad queued up a probation

Nad probations sounds like something that should exist.

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Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

# ? May 28, 2018 21:38

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

i edited the images to urls nad queued up a probation

this is fair enough. some punishments you just need to take like a man

# ? May 28, 2018 22:05

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

# ? May 28, 2018 22:16

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Slugnoid posted:

This was a learning experience. I learned that pot pies are good with piss.

Previously, I tried adding my semen to a delicious chicken pot pie. Of course it tasted good, but the semen was lacking sufficient quantity to really improve the taste of the pot pie. Additionally, as an aesthetic garnish, it lacked the contrast to enhance the presentation. Pee solves both problems.

I call this a learning experience because this was a test to try to find the best way to enjoy peeing on a pot pie. This being my first time urinating on a pot pie, I tried the obvious approach of simply pissing all over it before eating it. The hard crust on top caused my pee to splash more than I would have liked. I tried to minimize the splash by aiming for the small crack in the crust. This had a nice affect of filling the inside with pee.

Pissing all over the pot pie was fun, and provides a nice contrast when served on a white plate that lets the color of my urine show through. The pot pie crust quickly began to soak up the warm urine. After opening up the pie with a fork, I quickly realized that a spoon would be better. The pie was full of piss!

This gave me an idea for the next pissy pot pie. Instead of pissing on top of it, I�ll open it up first and fill it with piss. Then eat the pissy filling, and refill it again with more piss. I�m looking forward to that pot pie!

Meanwhile, eating my pee soaked pot pie was fantastic. The urine turned the pie filling into a creamy soup, and softened the crust just enough to retain some crunch without being so dry. It was so delicious. I enjoyed every bite, especially the pee soaked crust.

I really loved eating every last pissy bite of this urine soaked pot pie. I hope you enjoy the photos.

it was on this day he truly became presidential

# ? May 28, 2018 23:00

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

# ? May 28, 2018 23:03

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Slugnoid posted:

this is fair enough. some punishments you just need to take like a man

where did you even find them

# ? May 28, 2018 23:05

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

quote:

I learned that pot pies are good with piss.

in a perfect world typing this into the internet would lock you out and issue a therapist

# ? May 28, 2018 23:20

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

they're a pissed? i'm a pissed just thinkin about it!

# ? May 28, 2018 23:20

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

where did you even find them

The worst website made by man

:nws:

https://allnatural.blobanon.com :nms:

# ? May 28, 2018 23:20

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Slugnoid posted:

The worst website made by man

https://allnatural.blobanon.com

This was not made by a man, but our own hubris

# ? May 28, 2018 23:22

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

btw thanks for recommending a probe instead of a ban Jose :ocelot:

see you in walla walla

# ? May 28, 2018 23:28

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

Slugnoid posted:

blessed

# ? May 29, 2018 00:38

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Dixville posted:

Pretty sure he somehow made a cum meringue.

What do you mean "somehow?" It's egg whites and cream of tartar.

# ? May 29, 2018 01:01

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

What do you mean "somehow?" It's egg whites and cream of tartar.

Ok there's definitely a protein source, I'll give you that, but is cum really that acidic naturally? Maybe he should see a doctor.

# ? May 29, 2018 01:17

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Slugnoid posted:

The worst website made by man

https://allnatural.blobanon.com

this wins the thread thanks for playing everyone

# ? May 29, 2018 01:39

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

what the gently caress did i start

Me retching and dry heaving.

# ? May 29, 2018 01:47

JarJarBinks: May 26, 2018; by R. Guyovich

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Is it the same guy as this happy fellow?

horrifying

# ? May 29, 2018 01:55

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Slugnoid posted:

This was a learning experience. I learned that pot pies are good with piss.

Previously, I tried adding my semen to a delicious chicken pot pie. Of course it tasted good, but the semen was lacking sufficient quantity to really improve the taste of the pot pie. Additionally, as an aesthetic garnish, it lacked the contrast to enhance the presentation. Pee solves both problems.

I call this a learning experience because this was a test to try to find the best way to enjoy peeing on a pot pie. This being my first time urinating on a pot pie, I tried the obvious approach of simply pissing all over it before eating it. The hard crust on top caused my pee to splash more than I would have liked. I tried to minimize the splash by aiming for the small crack in the crust. This had a nice affect of filling the inside with pee.

Pissing all over the pot pie was fun, and provides a nice contrast when served on a white plate that lets the color of my urine show through. The pot pie crust quickly began to soak up the warm urine. After opening up the pie with a fork, I quickly realized that a spoon would be better. The pie was full of piss!

This gave me an idea for the next pissy pot pie. Instead of pissing on top of it, I�ll open it up first and fill it with piss. Then eat the pissy filling, and refill it again with more piss. I�m looking forward to that pot pie!

Meanwhile, eating my pee soaked pot pie was fantastic. The urine turned the pie filling into a creamy soup, and softened the crust just enough to retain some crunch without being so dry. It was so delicious. I enjoyed every bite, especially the pee soaked crust.

I really loved eating every last pissy bite of this urine soaked pot pie. I hope you enjoy the photos.

These are probably the worst pies in London.
I know why nobody cares to take them!
I should know!
I make them!
But good? No
The worst pies in London
Even that's polite! The worst pies in London!
If you doubt it take a bite!

# ? May 29, 2018 02:00

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i've heard of having a piece of piss but i didn't think it was meant to be that literal

# ? May 29, 2018 02:17

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

JarJarBinks posted:

What is that?

# ? May 29, 2018 02:33

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Obsidianheart posted:

What is that?

its a California Sea Lion

e: are you gonna call google liars???

Former DILF fucked around with this message at 02:37 on May 29, 2018

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Say Nothing posted:

Slendergan

# ? May 29, 2018 02:38

Farmer Jimbo: Mar 11, 2005; CC Plox.

I know this is the cursed images thread but please do not post non-spoilered pictures of naughty bits and naughty fluids in food preparation. I feel like I should not have to say this in the first place.

Shock value poo poo does not meet the criteria for this thread or this forum in the first place. Would you please stop being dumb?

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

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Farmer Jimbo: Mar 11, 2005; CC Plox.

Goliath.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? May 29, 2018 03:31

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

Say Nothing posted:

I hated this enemy in Doom 2

# ? May 29, 2018 03:33

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Dixville posted:

Ok there's definitely a protein source, I'll give you that, but is cum really that acidic naturally? Maybe he should see a doctor.

I imagine he�d been eating a lot of pineapple for the supposed taste benefit, given that he was planning to cook with it. That�s what I�d do if I were making cum meringue.

# ? May 29, 2018 04:07

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Slugnoid posted:

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bullshit probation imho

# ? May 29, 2018 04:10

Static!: Jul 17, 2007; Hold on, I'm watching this...

MageMage posted:

bullshit probation imho

I actually feel legit cursed by those images. He did the thread a service.

# ? May 29, 2018 04:40

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

I really want a pot pie now

# ? May 29, 2018 04:43

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Farmer Jimbo posted:

Would you please stop being dumb?

You have been here since 2005, do you REALLY see this happening?

# ? May 29, 2018 04:44

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I imagine he’d been eating a lot of pineapple for the supposed taste benefit, given that he was planning to cook with it. That’s what I’d do if I were making cum meringue.

Well sure, but the pineapple doesn't actually come out into the semen and make it acidic. It's supposed to be more basic because vaginas are acidic so it balances out.

I guess that guy's too busy freezing and eating his cum for it to matter what it would do in the hypothetical situation where it contacts a vagina.

Anyway I found this