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Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

aniviron posted:

Why is the maximum timer for seminal fluid five hours but blood only lasts a minute or two at most? Now I'm umimmersed.

The infinite vampires overrunning Skyrim drink all the blood up right away but aren't interested in the other stuff (unless you install a mod for that)

e: holy moly what a way to start a page :saddowns:

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Leal posted:

Now I'm reading this out of context, this mod doesn't include hymen tearing does it?

I think you already know the answer.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Awesome/Awful Mods: I'm reading a mod about hymen breaking out of context

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jagged Jim posted:

Now there's a thread title if ever I heard one.

Look if you're making a mod to put jizz textures on your mutant elf videogame girlfriend I can't understand why you would not spend a bit more effort to not stuff it full of compression artefacts.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


OwlFancier posted:

Look if you're making a mod to put jizz textures on your mutant elf videogame girlfriend I can't understand why you would not spend a bit more effort to not stuff it full of compression artefacts.

Fapping is a higher priority than QA.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
We didn't deserve Sir Terry. :smith:

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Screaming Idiot posted:

We didn't deserve Sir Terry. :smith:

I hate to agree with you, but Terry Pratchett was an amazing author. We're poorer without him.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Didn't Terry Pratchett contribute some writing to that garbage Vilja companion mod?

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Apparently! Pratchett liked Oblivion a lot, and the dude was always pretty gracious with his fans. Still a weird little tidbit.

Stuporstar
May 5, 2008

Where do fists come from?

Skippy McPants posted:

Apparently! Pratchett liked Oblivion a lot, and the dude was always pretty gracious with his fans. Still a weird little tidbit.

I should have made this for Oblivion. Maybe he would have seen it. :smith:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Screaming Idiot posted:

We didn't deserve Sir Terry. :smith:

And he didn't deserve us. gently caress, I'm still tearing up a bit knowing he's gone :unsmith:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/65036

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

I mean, I legitimately enjoyed Immersive Fireflies, so I probably shouldn't be talking poo poo here

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC4F9tQWKOU

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I am loving Stephen Hawking's Doom LP and I'm glad he got to finish it before he passed. Make sure to like the video and slam that subscribe button and to join his Patreon for exclusive content!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

somehow this is a beacon of hope, of sorts

he made children sexy by accident

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
Terminus is like some Mad God of Doom modding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5H08mD_4dI

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

Jagged Jim posted:

Terminus is like some Mad God of Doom modding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5H08mD_4dI

I feel like there should be an afterlife just so I can send this to my uncle.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

Jagged Jim posted:

Terminus is like some Mad God of Doom modding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5H08mD_4dI

In a universe where Terry Wads don't exist; Terminus would had received a Lifetime Joke Wad Acheivement during the Cacoawards years ago.

aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

The excited jump after beating the course is the perfect cherry on top of that video.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
The pink urine stream targeting reticule is a nice bit of code reuse ingenuity.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
Soiled Meat
Serious question, what is gzdoom or whatever it's called incapable of doing? It seems like it can do almost anything.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

drkeiscool posted:

Serious question, what is gzdoom or whatever it's called incapable of doing? It seems like it can do almost anything.
GZDoom and its family are capable of an amazing amount of things, but it's also a decade of amateur/enthusiast code piled on top of each other in a Jenga tower of fear, so the further you try to stretch away from a Doom-style first person shooter, the more obstacles get in the way and the fiddlier things can become, almost as if the engine's sentient and actively resisting your attempts to defy god and science.

Lots of fun to make stuff with, though, so long as you don't mind building a tower of hacks that can fall apart at any moment. :v:

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




The Kins posted:

GZDoom and its family are capable of an amazing amount of things, but it's also a decade of amateur/enthusiast code piled on top of each other in a Jenga tower of fear, so the further you try to stretch away from a Doom-style first person shooter, the more obstacles get in the way and the fiddlier things can become, almost as if the engine's sentient and actively resisting your attempts to defy god and science.

Lots of fun to make stuff with, though, so long as you don't mind building a tower of hacks that can fall apart at any moment. :v:

is this not the soul of modding?

Edison was a dick
Apr 3, 2010

direct current :roboluv: only

Radio Free Kobold posted:

is this not the soul of modding?

Computer programming in general really.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Screaming Idiot posted:

he made children sexy by accident

This would be a great thread title

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

drkeiscool posted:

Serious question, what is gzdoom or whatever it's called incapable of doing? It seems like it can do almost anything.

But it's mostly for giving the cyberdemon huge tiddies to grip and stare

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


loving christ.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


I'm dying

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

lightpornoe1m1remix.mp3

Orv
May 4, 2011
You're welcome.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

sneakyfrog posted:

lightpornoe1m1remix.mp3
This is the closest I could find. It's more of a e1m1 sitcom, though.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

... And remove all bread from the game.


It's probably been posted before but I just now saw it :shobon:

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
The nightmare continues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhNubcsBsVQ

BadMedic
Jul 22, 2007

I've never actually seen him heal anybody.
Pillbug

The Kins posted:

The nightmare continues.

The nightmare is starting to give me a headache:

OMDO, which is DOOM, but every frame is a magic eye image. Honestly, I never got one of those to work, so for me this is just DOOM, but every frame is random noise.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

BadMedic posted:

The nightmare is starting to give me a headache:

OMDO, which is DOOM, but every frame is a magic eye image. Honestly, I never got one of those to work, so for me this is just DOOM, but every frame is random noise.

It definitely works but the draw distance is shorter than the enemy's vision, which makes it completely unplayable.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
In the same vein, there's Quake 2 AbSIRD

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



This is what Hell actually looks like.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

i love you darkest dungeon

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