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i think if my children saw that i would force them to turn away and say its what happens when someone can never find happiness
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He seems p happy with that pile of raw chicken
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May 30, 2018 02:27
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Father Wendigo posted:These are probably from stores near a retirement community. You can make buck helping the elderly believe the fantasy that they don't need assistance in day-to-day life. Boomers are in no way shape or form entitled and lazy. You're thinking of millennials!
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May 30, 2018 02:31
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i think if my children saw that i would force them to turn away and say its what happens when someone can never find happiness 
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May 30, 2018 02:42
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Blue Train posted:Sumo Mandarin? So an orange? It's an orange that's been bread to be super easy to peel. Sold pre peeled.
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May 30, 2018 02:55
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The_end posted:When you have no thumbs. Oranges are hard to open. You can still cut oranges with a knife. This isn't the failures of capitalism thread, but I guess there is some overlap.
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May 30, 2018 04:19
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Slugnoid posted:The worst website made by man god drat this is so loving gross that it came back around to ridiculously funny
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May 30, 2018 04:23
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That guy seems to have got the hang of it. 
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May 30, 2018 04:56
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May 30, 2018 05:01
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PokeJoe posted:Don't use the point of the knife on the avocadr All the forks were dirty  Also I had just woken up and was trying to make breakfast so I was still kinda half asleep so I blame that. I woke up real quick after stabbing myself though!!   Mega curse Dixville fucked around with this message at 05:18 on May 30, 2018 |
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May 30, 2018 05:13
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yep just like coal workers
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May 30, 2018 05:31
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I think I got the guac lung, pop.
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May 30, 2018 05:42
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Dixville posted:All the forks were dirty You can use a knife, just don't stab the pit. 
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May 30, 2018 06:24
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Detective Thompson posted:You can use a knife, just don't stab the pit. Pssshhh man that’s a great way to gently caress up youre hone on the blade. 
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May 30, 2018 06:41
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Actually, it's very American to remake something that was not very subtle to start, change the message, and take out all remaining traces of subtlety
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May 30, 2018 06:44
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Detective Thompson posted:You can use a knife, just don't stab the pit. Just make sure you're not holding them like this, sometimes when an avocado goes bad the pit will turn into mush while looking otherwise okay. you hit it expecting a solid object, but your knife slides right through and goes into your hand
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May 30, 2018 06:50
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if you aint never cut up yer hands makin a meal you aint no kinda person id like to meet
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May 30, 2018 06:54
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Ziv Zulander posted:Just make sure you're not holding them like this, sometimes when an avocado goes bad the pit will turn into mush while looking otherwise okay. you hit it expecting a solid object, but your knife slides right through and goes into your hand its fine so long as you dont go full force on the knife. you just need to give the pit a soft whack, not murder it. you use about the same amount of force as you would if you were just striking your open palm with the blade. the only way to injure yourself with a knife during any sort of avocado processing is if you're being goofy
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May 30, 2018 06:55
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Ziv Zulander posted:Just make sure you're not holding them like this, sometimes when an avocado goes bad the pit will turn into mush while looking otherwise okay. you hit it expecting a solid object, but your knife slides right through and goes into your hand Because you hosed up your knife pitting avocados and it’s dull in random spots so it doesn’t go straight. Sharp knife, safe knife.
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May 30, 2018 06:55
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No, you are thinking of hand grenades. E: curse. 
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May 30, 2018 06:57
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I need to buy a new grenade sharpener
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May 30, 2018 06:58
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Detective Thompson posted:You can use a knife, just don't stab the pit.
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May 30, 2018 07:00
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Just throw the avocado really hard at a wall, and then dig the edible bits out of the drywall and off the floor. The pit will usually come out that way pretty easy.
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May 30, 2018 07:04
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Just throw the avocado really hard at a wall, and then dig the edible bits out of the drywall and off the floor. The pit will usually come out that way pretty easy. reminds me of that time i ate all those hedgehogs, they got pretty bloody by the time they came open
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May 30, 2018 07:07
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They plump when you cook em.
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May 30, 2018 07:07
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Former DILF posted:reminds me of that time i ate all those hedgehogs, they got pretty bloody by the time they came open 
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May 30, 2018 07:08
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May 30, 2018 07:12
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I'm saving some of those for when I get a baby.
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May 30, 2018 07:24
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RE: Pre-peeled oranges I know a lady who is disabled and has mobility but severe weakness in her arms and hands. Products like that are wasteful, yes, but allows people some sense of normalcy. Not many people feel great about having to wait for someone else to stop by and peel their oranges.
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May 30, 2018 07:25
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May 30, 2018 08:16
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Id like me some 100% HATE avocados please
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May 30, 2018 08:37
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Id like me some 100% HATE avocados please Yeah that poo poo isn’t even ripe.
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May 30, 2018 09:09
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May 30, 2018 09:11
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Drakengard 4 shaping up nicely I see!
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May 30, 2018 09:13
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a hole-y ghost posted:it's still a terrible way to take out an avocado pit and a stupid trick for TV chefs to show. you can tap it from the side with the edge of the knife and knock it out without mushing the flesh OR needing to swing your knife in the direction of your fingers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJdJIwCF_Y
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May 30, 2018 09:20
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a hole-y ghost posted:it's still a terrible way to take out an avocado pit and a stupid trick for TV chefs to show. you can tap it from the side with the edge of the knife and knock it out without mushing the flesh OR needing to swing your knife in the direction of your fingers. Or, you know, use a spoon.
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May 30, 2018 09:21
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How about shove the avocado in your rear end. Then stick the knife up your rear end too. Jump up and down a little till you got blood and poo poo and avocado. Its still gonna taste like poo poo.
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May 30, 2018 09:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Pssshhh man that’s a great way to gently caress up youre hone on the blade. Who cares? You’re going to hone it right before you use it next time anyway!
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May 30, 2018 10:50
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I have never eaten an avocado in my whole life. I should probably get around to trying one or guac-dip.
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I dont even need the foto to fly into uncontrollable rage to be honest, the writing alone makes my blood boil.
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