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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/897863229728227328?s=21

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nitro Circus dude Phil Smage attempted a world record jump in a UTV a few days ago and slightly miscalculated his takeoff

https://i.imgur.com/36nkoP5.gifv

He got hosed up pretty badly but he lived.
http://nitrocircus.com/nitro-circus-statement-on-phil-smage/

Lol, holy poo poo. That looks like an edited video from a sketch comedy show.

This wouldn't have happened if he hadn't been so rude to Dinesh and Gilfoyle.



A tenth-week abortion.


gschmidl posted:

If only they'd ever brokered her any talent.

The original Roseanne was really good, and she was really good in it. I'm pretty sure she's mentally ill, and the signs have been out there for decades.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

huge table-breaking webm that I'm definitely not fixing for them.

I like the way the phone flies into oncoming traffic.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb4pnHS97SU

Delpino
May 12, 2001
Forum Veteran

Terminally Bored posted:

You can't post this without the savage takedown that followes:
https://twitter.com/EQUIPTsmif/status/1001528021675790336

I prefer to think of it as Blockbuster.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

they're pulling her old show too


https://twitter.com/thr/status/1001572518254268417?s=21

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Hnnnng. Freebase schad.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Wow, Disney going for the deathblow.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Remember when she got in trouble for singing the national anthem poorly that one time?

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

i wanted to hurt tim "the rat" allen

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That’s some Buster Keaton level poo poo right there.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

I can't believe Al Bundy is going to be most upstanding sitcom character left from that generation.




Unless he Cosby'd a bunch of people I don't know about or something.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Nah, he was too busy becoming a blackbelt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Like, at that point it wasnt even about her having to be not-racist, just being not-racist enough so that Disney could continue to quietly ignore it. She couldn't even do that!

Whatever, I'm sure NRA tv will pick it up or something

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

muscles like this! posted:

Nah, he was too busy becoming a blackbelt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

And even still he blacked out less people than Cosby.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

And even still he blacked out less people than Cosby.

:perfect:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk posted:

And even still he blacked out less people than Cosby.

loving :lol:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Aramoro posted:

Wait until you learn about zebra crossings. In the UK if a pedestrian has started crossing the road anywhere* they have right of way over cars, at a zebra crossing you get that right of way before you even start to cross the road.

In many places in the US that's true as well.

In the county seat for Gloucester County, NJ, they re-engineered the main street through town to be pedestrian- and bike-friendly, They put up crosswalks all over with signage stating that pedestrians have the right of way.

For about six months, they had traps set up; a person would step off the sidewalk, sometimes just one foot down in the cross...and if an approaching car did not stop, they were pulled over & ticketed (some of the "pedestrians" were cops, as well). It worked... eventually. Most vehicle traffic avoids the main drag through town, now.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://kotaku.com/star-citizen-now-has-a-27-000-ship-pack-1826404455

:haw:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Star Citizen is getting ripe for a Schad bomb and I can't wait till it blows up in everyone's faces.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009

Ok, you’ve spent $27k to get everything you could possible get in a game, before it comes out, IF it comes out. Why bother playing at that point?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

PainterofCrap posted:

In many places in the US that's true as well.

In the county seat for Gloucester County, NJ, they re-engineered the main street through town to be pedestrian- and bike-friendly, They put up crosswalks all over with signage stating that pedestrians have the right of way.

For about six months, they had traps set up; a person would step off the sidewalk, sometimes just one foot down in the cross...and if an approaching car did not stop, they were pulled over & ticketed (some of the "pedestrians" were cops, as well). It worked... eventually. Most vehicle traffic avoids the main drag through town, now.

Everything in this story pleases me.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

CommunityEdition posted:

Ok, you’ve spent $27k to get everything you could possible get in a game, before it comes out, IF it comes out. Why bother playing at that point?

Not even. That $27k still doesn't get you every ship in the game.

On top of that you have to have already spent a full thousand bucks to even get the option of it! :homebrew:

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 06:00 on May 30, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

PainterofCrap posted:

Most vehicle traffic avoids the main drag through town, now.



edit:

https://twitter.com/THR/status/1001683263319171073

lol, fuuuuuuuck you you loving shitheel

Memento has a new favorite as of 06:01 on May 30, 2018

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

lol this is pure Chris Roberts in final form. That guy finding a gullible enough source of money for infinite funding is the equivalent of unstoppable force and immovable object. People used to object to 1-2 year delays in Strike Commander.

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Star Citizen should start its own cryptocurrency that you can spend in game.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

quote:

Ahead of all others, this definitive armada is an equal match to the noble title of Legatus Navium. Comprised of over 100 vessels from every noteworthy manufacturer of note, this perfect collect empowers any fleet commander to forge a lasting legacy, leading humanity towards a brighter future.

Fucks sake, if you're gonna charge people thirty grand for internet spaceships then at least take a few minutes to write some decent copy.

Pustulio
Mar 21, 2012

Skippy McPants posted:

Fucks sake, if you're gonna charge people thirty grand for internet spaceships then at least take a few minutes to write some decent copy.

Surely if they were going to be professional about things they would have released a game at some point though?

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003


I'm sad that when it was brought up on Norm Macdonald's podcast that Norm didn't start calling him Tim the Nose Candyman.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


my understanding is star citizen is available to play, it's just not "complete", whatever your interpretation of that word

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
They shouldn't cancel Rosanne, they should kill her off-screen and take a giant left turn, everyone becomes a socialist and Dan marries a big black guy.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

im pooping! posted:

my understanding is star citizen is available to play, it's just not "complete", whatever your interpretation of that word

It's "available to play" in the sense that there's an incredibly poo poo and buggy-as-hell tech demo that they insist is an alpha, yes.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Pustulio posted:

Surely if they were going to be professional about things they would have released a game at some point though?

Even a snake-oil salesmen know the value of good editing. They stuck a 27,000 price tag on and didn’t even take the time to proof a couple sentences!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Freeing Skippys post from Dimension X; I thought ZDR had fixed that bug?

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

FouRPlaY posted:

Right at the very start:



Edit: beaten multiple times, but I have a picture :colbert:

It's pretty crazy that there's a pedestrian crossing with traffic lights for cars, and apparently no traffic lights for pedestrians. Is infrastructure in Russia designed to actively kill people?

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

kanonvandekempen posted:

It's pretty crazy that there's a pedestrian crossing with traffic lights for cars, and apparently no traffic lights for pedestrians. Is infrastructure in Russia designed to actively kill people?

It's called Traffic Darwinism and it makes a people strong.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


That seems like a lot of money just to get involved with an upcoming lawsuit.


"That's not really me!"

*looks at previous tweets made in the past two years*

A whole lot of ambien tweeting, I guess.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Inkel posted:

why would they limit themselves with a traditional network like Fox when they could be a part of the FUTURE!

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1001524392214585344

It's not the funding that's the issue, it's getting anyone with an eye for quality working on this thing. As long as they can only get other conservatives to work with them, the work will always be poo poo. Left Behind comes to mind.

Education in the arts and ability to make quality artistic entertainment are linked, and there's a reason people who generally look down upon the arts tend to make poo poo entertainment.

Everything that makes an American get excited in their seats at the cinema requires an artistic skill-set which most Americans sneer at as invalid, yet at the same time we have developed high expectations. You will hear no shortage of people bitching about the CGI in movies, if it isn't at least reasonably done.

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Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

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