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Twistershift posted:Or, you know, use a spoon.  If one really feels the need to use the knife method, couldn't you just put the Avocado on a cutting board, steady it with one hand, and knife it with the other?
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You definitely could. You honestly don't even need to steady it. I worked as a prep cook for a while and the way they taught us to pit the avocado was to set it down on a cutting board and use a knife. You'll ruin less of the flesh that way, too. Just a short, hard whack with a knife to sink it in decently then a quick turn to free the pit. There 100% was a guy who stabbed through his own hand though.
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just squeeze the goddamn avacado until the guts spill out, voila instant guacamole
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Lodin posted:I have never eaten an avocado in my whole life. I should probably get around to trying one or guac-dip. mf lookin like quasimoto the serial killer
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May 30, 2018 14:06
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Oh drat, I forgot about this
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Twistershift posted:Or, you know, use a spoon. And ruin the hone on my spoon?
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May 30, 2018 15:50
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Cursed Image:
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If only she'd remembered that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
you can just use a knife normally while holding it too without risk of injurying yourself if you aren't a dumbass
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If you can't pit an avacado without going to the ER... maybe you are truly cursed
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hemale in pain posted:you can just use a knife normally while holding it too without risk of injurying yourself if you aren't a dumbass Haha what reality are you in where the overwhelming majority of people aren't helpless idiots?
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
yeah or hold the avocado half with a towel or oven mitt, if you are so nervous or lacking in dexterity that there is a chance you could injure yourself doing a very basic kitchen move
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May 30, 2018 17:25
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There's a few options between "use a spoon" and "stab a knife towards your palm as hard as you can" when it comes to coring an avocado. Seems like it would take actual effort to injure yourself in the process.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Cursed Image: Bobby Hill?
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bunch of morons talking about how to prepare an avocado it's pretty loving simple it shouldn't even be a discuss-----poo poo
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took this image on the bus yesterday have no idea why there's so much loving hair i think it p cursed tbh fam
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I pit avocados by holding the one half in my left hand and then firing a gun into it with my right hand.
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Krankenstyle posted:I pit avocados by holding the one half in my left hand and then firing a gun into it with my right hand. Also holding one in your clenched fist and then placing both under a 1 ton press does the trick as well, with the added bonus of no sharp blades cause those are scary.
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Tumble posted:bunch of morons talking about how to prepare an avocado it's pretty loving simple it shouldn't even be a discuss-----poo poo That's a photoshop, right? No one could be that dumb. Oh God, she is, right? Is he the cousin of the guy who put his hands in the blender to see if the fans were working. Maybe daughter of that woman who decided to check with her head if the water was heating up. ZearothK fucked around with this message at 18:27 on May 30, 2018 |
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ZearothK posted:That's a photoshop, right? No one could be that dumb. yup people are that dumb my friend came over for the superbowl this year and brought a bunch of avocados to make guacamole with and when I look over he's removing the pits exactly like this; jabbing them with a steak knife while holding it exactly like this picture I'm like "DUDE STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?" and he says "I'm getting the pit out, this is how my grandma taught me to do it" and so I showed him both this picture and the proper way to do it before he ended up like like this with a knife through his hand. he was loving stabbing too, I heard him growling because he couldn't the tip of the knife in good enough. Tumble fucked around with this message at 18:45 on May 30, 2018 |
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May 30, 2018 18:41
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Maybe someone should market a very short bladed knife for idiots to use for this purpose
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It’s like one loving step below digging your toast out of the toaster with a fork.
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you dont stab the pit, you whack it with the long edge of the knife i probably pitted 10,000 avocados making guacamole in college, every single one of them with a light tap of a sharp knife
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Wait, you guys don't eat the pits?
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LawfulWaffle posted:Wait, you guys don't eat the pits? Not whole
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imagine four pits on the edge of a dull knife
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I've seen pre sliced bell peppers and pre-chopped red onion in Sobey's. Like, if you need it in bulk that's not a bad idea but who can't cut up one onion? Anyway... 
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im having a stroke
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Bonzo posted:I've seen pre sliced bell peppers and pre-chopped red onion in Sobey's. Like, if you need it in bulk that's not a bad idea but who can't cut up one onion? *Furiously jacking off while hazy people poop*
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berzerkmonkey posted:*Furiously pooping while hazy people jack off*
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there seems to be some kind of goop on there
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Tumble posted:bunch of morons talking about how to prepare an avocado it's pretty loving simple it shouldn't even be a discuss-----poo poo QUICK HELP, THAT AVOCADO IS BLEEDING!
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Bonzo posted:I've seen pre sliced bell peppers and pre-chopped red onion in Sobey's. Like, if you need it in bulk that's not a bad idea but who can't cut up one onion? I stayed at a hostel where the shared bathrooms all had the same bullshit glass stalls. I only pooped at like 4am
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as a plus the shitter get's a dickeye view of the guy pissing in that urinal
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lol WASD+space
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this is actually a better layout than the normal one can use your left hand to do numpad stuff easily and this way the mouse isn't shoved way over to the right to make room for the numpad blessed image
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Mozi posted:this is actually a better layout than the normal one yeah but im pretty sure its meant for people with a lefthanded mouse so it reverts back to cursed
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DiggityDoink posted:yeah but im pretty sure its meant for people with a lefthanded mouse so it reverts back to cursed No, if it were for a lefthanded mouse it would be upside down.
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Why not just pry the pit out with the knife blade like it’s a flat head screwdriver? What the gently caress is wrong with people?
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