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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Greblin posted:

I'm familiar with pulling cock, but not with pulling pussy.

Just be sure to get her approval first.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




NO

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Who What Now posted:

Those weren't pictures, they were text. Idiot.

Text is pictures of letters ya dumbo

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

What if you’ve only got a short cock?

You pull somebody else's.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Are High Femmes like High Elves?

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
That's just what it's called when you get stoned but you're also wearing nice lipstick

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Moon Slayer posted:

Are High Femmes like High Elves?
They live a thousand years and travel west as they age.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

They live a thousand years and travel west as they age.

so yes

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Spikey posted:

You pull somebody else's.

Huh. That is a very sensible answer.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

TIL There are people that actually want to have sex with a snake

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Thanks for the advice about the images not showing up. I’d rather not turn off the privacy stuff, but I’m satisfied knowing what the problem is.


I’ve seen this chart a few times with different characters and I have questions:

1. Where does it come from? What’s the original?

2. Why is it made up of a bunch of diamond and ribbon shapes instead of just squares or rectangles? Does the graph have an unlabelled vertical axis or something?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
where's the other one with more text

you know the one I loving mean it gets posted here every so often

e: found it, NWS text but same image:

DACK FAYDEN has a new favorite as of 07:03 on Jun 2, 2018

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


big trivia FAIL posted:

TIL There are people that actually want to have sex with a snake

This your first day on the internet?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

:chloe:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

DACK FAYDEN posted:

where's the other one with more text

you know the one I loving mean it gets posted here every so often

e: found it, NWS text but same image:


:allbuttons:

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

DACK FAYDEN posted:

where's the other one with more text

you know the one I loving mean it gets posted here every so often

e: found it, NWS text but same image:


This was soo much worse...

You know someone has already had sex with a snake.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

TopHatGenius posted:

This was soo much worse...

You know someone has already had sex with a snake.

Probably a British activist

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Jose Valasquez posted:

Text is pictures of letters ya dumbo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



terry goodkind included snakesex in his swprd of truth series of fantaay novels for children

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Jose Valasquez posted:

Text is pictures of letters ya dumbo

hosed up if true

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

big trivia FAIL posted:

TIL There are people that actually want to have sex with a snake

yissssssssssssssss~~~~~~

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

big trivia FAIL posted:

TIL There are people that actually want to have sex with a snake

That sounds... impractical, at best.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol if you haven't seen the Devil in Miss Jones

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
please do not have snex

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Randaconda posted:

lol if you haven't seen the Devil in Miss Jones

Lol if you don't remember the goon who posted in e/n (?) about loving his girlfriend with a snake, then back pedaled with some hot nonsense about it being "sensual" or some poo poo, he totally didn't actually stick it in her hoo-hah, no sir

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Lol if you don't remember the goon who posted in e/n (?) about loving his girlfriend with a snake, then back pedaled with some hot nonsense about it being "sensual" or some poo poo, he totally didn't actually stick it in her hoo-hah, no sir

:wtc:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Which end went in first? This is important

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
https://twitter.com/akiiyra/status/1002353509663006720

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Whats the point of wanting to gently caress a snake if you then draw arms and legs on it? Kinda defeats the purpose, dontcha think

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/GQvRndk.gifv

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



El Burbo posted:

Whats the point of wanting to gently caress a snake if you then draw arms and legs on it? Kinda defeats the purpose, dontcha think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN6nWmVY2Qw

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The biblical serpent had legs until God removed them as punishment for it's actions re: the apple.

So clearly the legsnake represents the temptation of original sin.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



snakes w legs are dragons

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I thought this was pronounced Jord Ache (like ake) for the longest time. Well into adulthood.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ahhh me jort aches

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/839863063176151041

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Elfface posted:

The biblical serpent had legs until God removed them as punishment for it's actions re: the apple.

So clearly the legsnake represents the temptation of original sin.

what, its pronounced jordaysh-ish? lmao wtf

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