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The person behind the tweets is:
Jerry Colangelo
Bryan Colangelo
Jerry & Bryan Colangelo
Sam Hinkie
Joel Embiid
Someone Else (Post the best conspiracy theories you go)
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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I hope the Sixers redo their warm-up jackets to have the biggest loving collars ever

I'm wondering now if I should pose as a Vlade burner Twitter account

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Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

https://deadspin.com/lets-look-at-bryan-colangelos-collars-1826489823

lol

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say


lmao that's some serious collar

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Has Colangelo been fired yet?


I want Griff

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Has Colangelo been fired yet?

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Has Colangelo been fired yet?


I want Griff

https://twitter.com/RealMattCarey/status/1002675941389283328?s=19

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Funniest timeline has been altered to include Colangelo divorcing his wife to prove his loyalty

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

I hate this loving family so much.
https://twitter.com/btoporek/status/1002691115466838018?s=19

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I want Hinke to *insert something from Game of Thrones* the whole family.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
It's going to be amazing when the Sixers' window closes due to a bunch of burner Twitters, and an off-brand Kardashian.

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003
I thought Mad Max: Fury Road was
:mediocre:
so you should probably ignore anything else I say

MazelTovCocktail posted:

I want Hinke to *insert something from Game of Thrones* the whole family.

a gift, for the collared man

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

It's almost like that isn't even the point when you were leaking private medical and other personal information.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Please let the investigation show eric jr is Jerry so he gets the gently caress out too

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I keep refreshing this waiting for the firing to happen

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


stop tweeting at my wife: the bryan colangelo story

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

R.D. Mangles posted:

stop tweeting at my wife: the bryan colangelo story

Tweety Bird: The Bryan Colangelo Story

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


workin' on my wife tweets

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

R.D. Mangles posted:

workin' on my wife tweets

My Wife Story

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
He didn't know his wife was tweeting, that's why he called her and had her put all get accounts on private as soon as a journalist asked about it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Just went to check all my shirts to make sure their collars weren't too big.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/DLDubs/status/1002736914741547009?s=19

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

He had another shirt underneath lmao

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Changed into a “where’s Eric jr” shirt lmao

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

straight up brolic posted:

Changed into a “where’s Eric jr” shirt lmao

You are hiding a child

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Rick posted:

Coangelo use your influence to get me a job scouting the draft for the Suns, your dad still has pull there and they could use my help.

I'd also like a job

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
He had a third shirt hahaha

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

Yo that guy is my hero

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

paternity suitor posted:

Yo that guy is my hero

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Good execution but no collars. I'll give him a solid B

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

paternity suitor posted:

Yo that guy is my hero

Dude bought the tickets for this purpose, made 9 shirts and kept stripping them off over the course of three hours.

Sixers twitter is dedicated.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
How is Drake's love child involved in this?


Also the huge collars are meant to make up for his tiny neck.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jun 2, 2018

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
What does 91 stand for?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

AsInHowe posted:

What does 91 stand for?

collar width

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

AsInHowe posted:

What does 91 stand for?

Last 2 numbers of his wife's phone number, which was connected to 3 of the burner twitter accounts

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Exploding Computer
Oct 6, 2006
Fun Shoe

How many account does Mrs. Colangelo have?!?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Mods pls namechange me to Squirtpussy2

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
why not done?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/shamus_clancy/status/1003086786640465921

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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

They'd fire Colangelo in a minute if Lebron asked them to, I don't think this effects anything.

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