- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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this is based on my thread you wake up tomorrow in a star trek but that went another direction so I'm posting it as its own thread here and closing that one, namaste
tell you what, you guys post some of the random poo poo from star trek and i'll doodle what part of it I remember, and promise to use no reference images
obviously there are harder and easier selections but ill do my best
things/people only, and if scenes, only really easy ones. these are doodles.
(e: at some point that conceit got dropped because I cannot remember LITERALLY every single star trek thing offhand)
in face, this conceit went so off that now I'm just sort of making the deep space 9 merchandise we were owed
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a frustrated, giant tribble sitting in the captain's chair, surrounded by small captain kirks (or maybe just the TOS cast in general) frolicing around it
![](https://i.imgur.com/RuEqr6g.png)
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keiko and dax doing botany and smiling and having a great time
![](https://i.imgur.com/PaszQ6w.png)
Geordi and that woman becoming friends after she learns that he made a holodeck program of her and probably had sex with it.
![](https://i.imgur.com/x2LiLUg.jpg)
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darmok and jalad at tanagra
![](https://i.imgur.com/U04eeeR.png)
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draw riker finding a borg baby
![](https://i.imgur.com/yoXtLdw.png)
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whoops I thought you said Shatner. also i dont know who kurt is. some guy.
![](https://i.imgur.com/8SCApnW.jpg)
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Drunk Scotty, tv or movie version.
you get tng scotty, so happy he can get all sorts of hosed up beverages
![](https://i.imgur.com/FXQOKEE.png)
Seven of Nine in provocative pose. Or, if that’s too sexist, Picard playing flute.
![](https://i.imgur.com/puK7ejw.jpg)
![](https://i.imgur.com/dhj52Xx.jpg)
![](https://i.imgur.com/96OIa3t.jpg)
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How about O'Brien kissing Bashir (we all know they did it when nobody was looking!!!)?
![](https://i.imgur.com/sDSyPN9.png)
![](https://i.imgur.com/VSeqP3p.png)
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could you do capt picard with his hands on his hips looking pissed because he walked into his private quarters and Q was lyin on his by bed like
![](https://i.imgur.com/ojpfMVR.jpg)
i really wanted to inline this but its not worth being probated
cue balls ![:nws: :nws:](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/darknws.gif)
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these are awesome, how about a three panel comic of Spock listening to Data yammer on, then getting bored, and finally becoming a skeleton in the 3rd panel
![](https://i.imgur.com/8rFZNfk.png)
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Draw a pissed-off Worf wearing his red robin hood ren faire outfit.
He is saying, "I protest - I am not a merry man!"
![](https://i.imgur.com/wcniHpw.jpg)
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Judge Q find Captain Jean Luke Picard guilty... of stealing his heart.
![](https://i.imgur.com/J34OcTg.png)
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no wait [o'brien] being a warp 10 sex lizard
![](https://i.imgur.com/oq5c0lEl.png)
I have some more doodle requests from that thread but u can chuck them up here as well, or beat me to them and take star trek doodle requests yourself ![:pusheen: :pusheen:](https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2014/avatars/pusheen.gif)
e: more
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dukat is a smug mann
![](https://i.imgur.com/mXT1b8d.png)
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Janeway sipping coffee while the ship explodes around her
![](https://i.imgur.com/71nMeO9l.jpg)
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![](https://i.imgur.com/Aaj6ESh.png)
congratulations if you don't get this joke
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Draw Dukat snorting coke outta Damars forehead spoon at a rad Cardassian party
![](https://i.imgur.com/9bNKo7B.png)
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Riker jamming on that sweet trombone and Troi moisting up the chair in the background swooning.
![](https://i.imgur.com/GGa9AeNl.png)
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Draw a K'zin. ![:radcat: :radcat:](https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/smilies/a/0/radcat.001.png)
![](https://i.imgur.com/2ZrmMRK.png)
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Draw the episode where Geordie, Data, Worf, and Picard all try to grow beards more magnificent than Riker's.
![](https://i.imgur.com/Cn1eECPl.jpg)
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please do "Lo-CUte-us of Borg"
![](https://i.imgur.com/Rd0MffH.png)
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Crusher having a romantic dinner with the Haunted Sex Candle.
![](https://i.imgur.com/hO9WiS8.png)
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draw rumpelstiltskin and o brien at the space pub
![](https://i.imgur.com/2bynhel.png)
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Geordi's secret eyeball collection
![](https://i.imgur.com/qrYgzqcl.png)
Can you draw the freaky alien head from the end credits of most TOS episodes and the tiny space child that controls him like a puppet?
![](https://i.imgur.com/JodBErx.png)
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Spock mind melding with Picard and touching all his dead father's repressed sexual fantasies.
![](https://i.imgur.com/5Jj4i5v.png)
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Quark and Odo in a buddy cop movie.
![](https://i.imgur.com/6BZEMDZ.png)
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![](https://i.imgur.com/BJbOix4.png)
canon
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worf drinks prune juice for the first time
![](https://i.imgur.com/CQ5PVok.png)
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Benjamin Sisko yelling at a cloud.
![](https://i.imgur.com/8f9bfAd.png)
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The Klingon Chef with his own tv show
i know nothing about this
![](https://i.imgur.com/v5OnCnj.png)
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Also the internal anguish of the combined Tuvok/Neelix being known as "Tuvix", represented as a Chakotay Vision Quest™..
![](https://i.imgur.com/oSxqVD0.png)
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Guinan bouncing a bunch of drunks from Ten Forward
![](https://i.imgur.com/EIPKWxm.png)
quote:Please draw Kirk riding a photon torpedo, Slim Pickins style, as its about to hit a Klingon warship. PoV from inside the Klingon bridge, aghast Klingons staring at the viewscreen
![](https://i.imgur.com/aC1k2iZ.png)
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The crew gathered in Ten Forward for a jug band recital
![](https://i.imgur.com/ZsQ2yRC.png)
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Requesting a doodle wherein a baby-legged Riker attempts to do his trademark chair maneuver.
All these have been just dynamite.
jumping to this one
![](https://i.imgur.com/y2dfr9A.png)
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Worf's greatest challenge: taking care of Data's cat that one time
![](https://i.imgur.com/bFy4z8w.png)
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Weyoun and Dukat play keep away with Sisko’s baseball
![](https://i.imgur.com/9oo5W3D.png)
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Also cheeky request; It's Captain Picard day and Riker sneaks back in the room to get his beloved Picard doll.
![](https://i.imgur.com/OyQb2aQ.png)
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I've seen literally one episode of TNG ever and it was the one with the spa planet with the floating head that looked like the autism puzzle piece ribbons. So I guess draw that head emerging from the mud bath like that scene in Apocalypse Now where Willard rises from the swamp symbolically.
I'm someone who likes Star Trek, not someone who loves Star Trek. If you say something like "oh ya know, the gauzy spa planet where there's floating things" there's only, like, an 85% chance I immediately know you're talking about The Cost of Living which had Lwuxana in it and the weird tree dancer. anyway.
![](https://i.imgur.com/JTK9Jjl.png)
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What were Odo and Kira actually doing in that closet?
![](https://i.imgur.com/5Gp3TkP.png)
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Worf and Chewbacca's barely contained sexual tension.
![](https://i.imgur.com/rXW8J12.png)
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Michael Burnham feasting one of those squid guys.
![](https://i.imgur.com/FLP0tuJ.png)
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Grand negus zek and rupert murdoch eating hot dogs and laughing.
![](https://i.imgur.com/iuHF0FF.png)
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What does God need with a starship?
![](https://i.imgur.com/2v8eheg.png)
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![](https://i.imgur.com/wqm9ipU.png)
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captain archer as alex jones ranting about Those Vulcans
![](https://i.imgur.com/2md7FZN.png)
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The Outrageous Okona doing something outrageous!
![](https://i.imgur.com/NtmrApm.png)
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Do the one where Picard uses Cerebro.
![](https://i.imgur.com/DR3zkjB.png)
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Kira doing anything. She is a v beautiful and strong lady and also my favorite ![:love: :love:](https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-love.gif)
![](https://i.imgur.com/vHlCiqG.png)
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i want a picture of baby weyoun 6 tagging along w angry dad odo
![](https://i.imgur.com/qUHKqd2.png)
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Guinan and Kai Winn having a ridiculous hat competition, please.
![](https://i.imgur.com/ldYkMnW.png)
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2. Your choice of characters (TNG best IMHO but I’m the idea guy; you’re the artiste) in a holodeck sim so doofy, childish, and retarded that it makes the usual shallow doofy holodeck sims look like Dostoevsky mixed with Chekhov (not the mop head, the playwright) held together with Slaughterhouse Five/Pulp Fiction-level narrative fuckery.
oh no
![](https://i.imgur.com/Yetjovv.png)
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on the other hand, Enabran Tain and Dick Cheney might have more in common
![](https://i.imgur.com/BbRoXv5.png)
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Lucien tipping beers with Q.
![](https://i.imgur.com/jgX91lW.png)
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Lor and Data playing charades.
![](https://i.imgur.com/R6d0nXw.png)
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Can we have a picture of Damar and Dukat in three piece suits exchanging long protein strings?
![](https://i.imgur.com/ShbtqzH.png)
(Pick's alt version:
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The Traveler "teaching" Wesley about "the universe" in a way that frightens and confuses him.
![](https://i.imgur.com/2z1GeV4.png)
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I’m greedy but if you’re doing a Worf rear end-kicking please do miiiiinnnneeee! I love the Pakleds...or at least I sarcastically say “Geordi smart!” IRL far too often.
Ahhh, I don’t actually care who it is so long as we see Worf’s rear end kicked
![](https://i.imgur.com/TnUjB8r.gif)
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Sketch Trek II: The Wrath of Crayon
![](https://i.imgur.com/a7yiA5Yl.png)
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It's Worf's turn to pick the book for bookclub this week
q says he eats rather than reads books, and has q ever lied?
![](https://i.imgur.com/9gVQCWA.png)
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damar and g'kar bro-ing out and having a grand time
Great prompts! I'm like 99% done with this, and it's going to be made into a vinyl sticker. Send an e-mail to sendthemtopick@gmail.com if you want one, so I know how many to order .
![](https://i.imgur.com/BzQGS6D.png)
I put the design on redbubble also so you can get it on a shirt with or without text. they're expensive but that's all redbubble, they're set at 0% margin for me. they also have stickers but they're like five loving dollars apiece if you do them onesey twosey, a sticker print run is a different animal.
Pick fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Aug 8, 2018
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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Nap Ghost
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disrespectful to star trek
good
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- Devils Affricate
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Draw Aatrek flirting with some hotties
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- Cubone
- May 26, 2011
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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hello, draw sweaty lunatic starfleet commodore matt decker flying directly into the bunghole of a space hell machine and exploding and accomplishing nothing in "the doomsday machine", please
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- Moridin920
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O'Brian watching his spyclone die
Sisko punching Q
Gul Dukat gloating
Janeway sipping coffee while the ship explodes around her
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- Cake Smashing Boob
- Nov 5, 2008
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I support black genocide
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Draw Dukat snorting coke outta Damars forehead spoon at a rad Cardassian party
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Jun 3, 2018 22:09
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- Moridin920
- Nov 15, 2007
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The Cardassian Neck Trick
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Jun 3, 2018 22:10
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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Nap Ghost
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The Cardassian Neck Trick
technically it's the "cardassian noodle incident"
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Jun 4, 2018 02:59
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- Sponge Baathist
- Jan 30, 2010
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im not a doodler but most star trek fans are
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- berth ell pup
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I am a business magnet.
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draw the mods knowing
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- Dec 25, 2012
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goldmine
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she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
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Draw Aatrek flirting with some hotties
sir, you're looking for the "star trek diddle parade"
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Jun 4, 2018 03:18
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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Nap Ghost
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all these are good
dukat is a smug mann
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These star trek things seem unhealthy and bad. Convince me otherwise??
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- Pick
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Nap Ghost
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Janeway sipping coffee while the ship explodes around her
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- a hole-y ghost
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please do "Lo-CUte-us of Borg"
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Crusher having a romantic dinner with the Haunted Sex Candle.
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- Lacey
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Guess where this lollipop's going?
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So good
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i liked the one where captain kirk had to let his 1920s crush die for the fate of the galaxy
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Jun 4, 2018 04:14
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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![](https://i.imgur.com/Aaj6ESh.png)
congratulations if you don't get this joke
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Jun 4, 2018 04:17
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- bird with big dick
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Draw that episode where the doctor roofies 7 of 9 and Janeway walks in right as he’s pulling his holodick out.
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Jun 4, 2018 04:18
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- Pick
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Nap Ghost
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Draw Dukat snorting coke outta Damars forehead spoon at a rad Cardassian party
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Jun 4, 2018 04:40
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- Moridin920
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Thank you Pick you have brightened my Sunday
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Jun 4, 2018 04:43
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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Nap Ghost
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Thank you Pick you have brightened my Sunday
than u for requesting cardassians, they're the most funliest to draw
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Jun 4, 2018 04:48
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- WatermelonGun
- May 7, 2009
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draw rumpelstiltskin and o brien at the space pub
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Jun 4, 2018 05:00
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- Farmer Crack-Ass
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this is me posting irl
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garak smooching worf
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Jun 4, 2018 05:04
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- Pick
- Jul 19, 2009
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Nap Ghost
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Riker jamming on that sweet trombone and Troi moisting up the chair in the background swooning.
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Jun 4, 2018 05:17
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- a hole-y ghost
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holy fuckin poo poo. I am convinced re: rating 5 now, thank you.
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Jun 4, 2018 05:18
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- ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
- Jan 21, 2007
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dont sign your posts
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Jun 4, 2018 05:27
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Geordi has pocket aces but just when he's about to collect he gets a call from Pickard because the solitaire game is broken again and also he has to babysit Wesley.
edit: I mean the solitaire game on Pickards PC, geordi is playing poker obviously lol
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