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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
this is based on my thread you wake up tomorrow in a star trek but that went another direction so I'm posting it as its own thread here and closing that one, namaste

Pick posted:

tell you what, you guys post some of the random poo poo from star trek and i'll doodle what part of it I remember, and promise to use no reference images

obviously there are harder and easier selections but ill do my best

things/people only, and if scenes, only really easy ones. these are doodles.

(e: at some point that conceit got dropped because I cannot remember LITERALLY every single star trek thing offhand)

in face, this conceit went so off that now I'm just sort of making the deep space 9 merchandise we were owed

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Pick posted:





i will share the opportunity to own this kickass mug because i am nice. like all my redbubble stuff it's 0% profit so i have no financial interest in whether you what want this here mug. but i got one. because I wanted it.


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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

a frustrated, giant tribble sitting in the captain's chair, surrounded by small captain kirks (or maybe just the TOS cast in general) frolicing around it


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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

keiko and dax doing botany and smiling and having a great time


dudeness posted:

Geordi and that woman becoming friends after she learns that he made a holodeck program of her and probably had sex with it.



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Former DILF posted:

darmok and jalad at tanagra

Former DILF posted:

data's chest phone


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Rutibex posted:

draw riker finding a borg baby


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Salty Josh posted:

Picard fighting Kurt.

whoops I thought you said Shatner. also i dont know who kurt is. some guy.


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Bogus Adventure posted:

Drunk Scotty, tv or movie version.

you get tng scotty, so happy he can get all sorts of hosed up beverages


The Dennis System posted:

Seven of Nine in provocative pose. Or, if that’s too sexist, Picard playing flute.







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Bogus Adventure posted:

How about O'Brien kissing Bashir (we all know they did it when nobody was looking!!!)?




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Former DILF posted:

could you do capt picard with his hands on his hips looking pissed because he walked into his private quarters and Q was lyin on his by bed like



i really wanted to inline this but its not worth being probated

:nws: cue balls :nws:

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Former DILF posted:

these are awesome, how about a three panel comic of Spock listening to Data yammer on, then getting bored, and finally becoming a skeleton in the 3rd panel


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Prince of Space posted:

Draw a pissed-off Worf wearing his red robin hood ren faire outfit.

He is saying, "I protest - I am not a merry man!"



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Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Judge Q find Captain Jean Luke Picard guilty... of stealing his heart.



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Sitting Here posted:

no wait [o'brien] being a warp 10 sex lizard



I have some more doodle requests from that thread but u can chuck them up here as well, or beat me to them and take star trek doodle requests yourself :pusheen:

e: more

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Moridin920 posted:

Gul Dukat gloating

dukat is a smug mann


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Moridin920 posted:

Janeway sipping coffee while the ship explodes around her


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Moridin920 posted:

Sisko punching Q



congratulations if you don't get this joke

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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Draw Dukat snorting coke outta Damars forehead spoon at a rad Cardassian party


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neato burrito posted:

Riker jamming on that sweet trombone and Troi moisting up the chair in the background swooning.


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Prince of Space posted:

Draw the episode where Geordie, Data, Worf, and Picard all try to grow beards more magnificent than Riker's.


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a hole-y ghost posted:

please do "Lo-CUte-us of Borg"


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Disgusting Coward posted:

Crusher having a romantic dinner with the Haunted Sex Candle.


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WatermelonGun posted:

draw rumpelstiltskin and o brien at the space pub


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reignofevil posted:

Geordi's secret eyeball collection


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Can you draw the freaky alien head from the end credits of most TOS episodes and the tiny space child that controls him like a puppet?



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J.theYellow posted:

Spock mind melding with Picard and touching all his dead father's repressed sexual fantasies.


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Fister Roboto posted:

Quark and Odo in a buddy cop movie.


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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

garak smooching worf



canon

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Statutory Ape posted:

worf drinks prune juice for the first time


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Benjamin Sisko yelling at a cloud.


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bitterandtwisted posted:

The Klingon Chef with his own tv show

i know nothing about this


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Mooey Cow posted:

Also the internal anguish of the combined Tuvok/Neelix being known as "Tuvix", represented as a Chakotay Vision Quest™..


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Lacey posted:

Guinan bouncing a bunch of drunks from Ten Forward


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Weener Beater posted:

Please draw Kirk riding a photon torpedo, Slim Pickins style, as its about to hit a Klingon warship. PoV from inside the Klingon bridge, aghast Klingons staring at the viewscreen


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

The crew gathered in Ten Forward for a jug band recital


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Requesting a doodle wherein a baby-legged Riker attempts to do his trademark chair maneuver.

All these have been just dynamite.

jumping to this one


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McSpanky posted:

Worf's greatest challenge: taking care of Data's cat that one time


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Hyrax Attack! posted:

Weyoun and Dukat play keep away with Sisko’s baseball


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snickothemule posted:

Also cheeky request; It's Captain Picard day and Riker sneaks back in the room to get his beloved Picard doll.


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Hustlin Floh posted:

I've seen literally one episode of TNG ever and it was the one with the spa planet with the floating head that looked like the autism puzzle piece ribbons. So I guess draw that head emerging from the mud bath like that scene in Apocalypse Now where Willard rises from the swamp symbolically.

I'm someone who likes Star Trek, not someone who loves Star Trek. If you say something like "oh ya know, the gauzy spa planet where there's floating things" there's only, like, an 85% chance I immediately know you're talking about The Cost of Living which had Lwuxana in it and the weird tree dancer. anyway.


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Kibayasu posted:

What were Odo and Kira actually doing in that closet?


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Pneub posted:

Worf and Chewbacca's barely contained sexual tension.


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Woden posted:

Michael Burnham feasting one of those squid guys.


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Vaginastrophe posted:

Grand negus zek and rupert murdoch eating hot dogs and laughing.


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END CHEMTRAILS NOW posted:

What does God need with a starship?


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reignofevil posted:

Picard is bald at prom


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Hemingway To Go! posted:

captain archer as alex jones ranting about Those Vulcans


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bitterandtwisted posted:

The Outrageous Okona doing something outrageous!


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Salty Josh posted:

Do the one where Picard uses Cerebro.


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Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Kira doing anything. She is a v beautiful and strong lady and also my favorite :love:


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Automatonic Water posted:

i want a picture of baby weyoun 6 tagging along w angry dad odo


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MorgaineDax posted:

Guinan and Kai Winn having a ridiculous hat competition, please.


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Nonvalueadded User posted:


2. Your choice of characters (TNG best IMHO but I’m the idea guy; you’re the artiste) in a holodeck sim so doofy, childish, and retarded that it makes the usual shallow doofy holodeck sims look like Dostoevsky mixed with Chekhov (not the mop head, the playwright) held together with Slaughterhouse Five/Pulp Fiction-level narrative fuckery.


oh no


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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

on the other hand, Enabran Tain and Dick Cheney might have more in common


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Nessus posted:

Lucien tipping beers with Q.


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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Lor and Data playing charades.



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BlockChainNetflix posted:

Can we have a picture of Damar and Dukat in three piece suits exchanging long protein strings?



(Pick's alt version:

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

The Traveler "teaching" Wesley about "the universe" in a way that frightens and confuses him.


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Nonvalueadded User posted:

I’m greedy but if you’re doing a Worf rear end-kicking please do miiiiinnnneeee! I love the Pakleds...or at least I sarcastically say “Geordi smart!” IRL far too often.

Ahhh, I don’t actually care who it is so long as we see Worf’s rear end kicked


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Statutory Ape posted:

Sketch Trek II: The Wrath of Crayon


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reignofevil posted:

It's Worf's turn to pick the book for bookclub this week

Owlbear Camus posted:

q says he eats rather than reads books, and has q ever lied?



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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

damar and g'kar bro-ing out and having a grand time

Great prompts! I'm like 99% done with this, and it's going to be made into a vinyl sticker. Send an e-mail to sendthemtopick@gmail.com if you want one, so I know how many to order :toot:.



I put the design on redbubble also so you can get it on a shirt with or without text. they're expensive but that's all redbubble, they're set at 0% margin for me. they also have stickers but they're like five loving dollars apiece if you do them onesey twosey, a sticker print run is a different animal.

Pick fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Aug 8, 2018

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
disrespectful to star trek

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

disrespectful to star trek

good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

disrespectful to star trek

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Draw Aatrek flirting with some hotties

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
hello, draw sweaty lunatic starfleet commodore matt decker flying directly into the bunghole of a space hell machine and exploding and accomplishing nothing in "the doomsday machine", please

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I saw this thread and the one directly below it and my brain conflated the two thread titles to read "star trek cursed images"

that's all

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
O'Brian watching his spyclone die

Sisko punching Q

Gul Dukat gloating

Janeway sipping coffee while the ship explodes around her

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Draw Dukat snorting coke outta Damars forehead spoon at a rad Cardassian party

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The Cardassian Neck Trick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

The Cardassian Neck Trick

technically it's the "cardassian noodle incident"

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im not a doodler but most star trek fans are

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Riker jamming on that sweet trombone and Troi moisting up the chair in the background swooning.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
draw the mods knowing

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

goldmine

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Devils Affricate posted:

Draw Aatrek flirting with some hotties

sir, you're looking for the "star trek diddle parade"

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Draw a K'zin. :radcat:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

Gul Dukat gloating



all these are good

dukat is a smug mann

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Draw the episode where Geordie, Data, Worf, and Picard all try to grow beards more magnificent than Riker's.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
These star trek things seem unhealthy and bad. Convince me otherwise??

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:


Janeway sipping coffee while the ship explodes around her

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

please do "Lo-CUte-us of Borg"

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Crusher having a romantic dinner with the Haunted Sex Candle.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

So good

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i liked the one where captain kirk had to let his 1920s crush die for the fate of the galaxy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

Sisko punching Q




congratulations if you don't get this joke

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Draw that episode where the doctor roofies 7 of 9 and Janeway walks in right as he’s pulling his holodick out.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Draw Dukat snorting coke outta Damars forehead spoon at a rad Cardassian party

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Thank you Pick you have brightened my Sunday

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

Thank you Pick you have brightened my Sunday

than u for requesting cardassians, they're the most funliest to draw

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
draw rumpelstiltskin and o brien at the space pub

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

The Cardassian Neck Trick

:nws: another inline :nws:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
garak smooching worf

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

neato burrito posted:

Riker jamming on that sweet trombone and Troi moisting up the chair in the background swooning.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

holy fuckin poo poo. I am convinced re: rating 5 now, thank you.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The USS Excelsior getting tossed around by massive waves and waves of cum exploding out of a distant Gene Roddenberry.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


dont sign your posts

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Geordi has pocket aces but just when he's about to collect he gets a call from Pickard because the solitaire game is broken again and also he has to babysit Wesley.

edit: I mean the solitaire game on Pickards PC, geordi is playing poker obviously lol

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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