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This is my pal Meaty Pete. He likes to go on adventures and hang out around the house He is a good room mate, look at him scrub the microwave with glee. He even took out the trash! Such a good little guy. On our way to the liquor store to keep poo poo interesting, Meaty Pete always buckles up for saftey, be like Meaty Pete. Any suggestions for adventures when we get back would be appreciated.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:44 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:47 |
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Eat Pete.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:54 |
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I hope you haven't told Meaty Pete about this thread yet because goons are probably going to be really mean and he seems like a nice guy
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:54 |
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I am PORKBELLY.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:55 |
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You should probably give extra food to the poor instead of playing with it. It’s kinda cute tho no lie.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:55 |
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He seems like the chad version of flat stanley.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:56 |
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IDONTPOST posted:You should probably give extra food to the poor instead of playing with it. Meaty Pete is 100% made of chicken dog treats. My dog eyes him sometimes but they seem to have some kind of truce.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:58 |
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Meaty Pete fucks
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:58 |
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Jay_Zombie posted:Eat Pete. That would make pete sad though.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 19:59 |
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Is he related to Butcher Pete?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:01 |
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Not keyboard goop. 1/5.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:01 |
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Throw him in the trash bins
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:02 |
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want to pet that meatte
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:03 |
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that's dumb and a waste of bacon op
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:05 |
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He decided to bust out his trumpet on the way home in retaliation to kids with their recorders. Sorry Meaty Pete, it feels wrong to play Taps at little kids.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:06 |
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"what's the deets With meaty Pete? We know he's meat! That seems obvious. We know he's hit the streets, there's that. But really... What is the DEETS of Meaty Pete?! I wanna know!" *The janitor sweeping the back of the empty and obviously closed club coughs softly and looks down to avoid any eye contact as Jerry strains his eyes to stare from the stage into the darkness where a crowd only he can see is applauding and hooting*
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:06 |
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is Meaty Pete actual bacon or is he made of dog treats? not that it matters. would eat either way, just curious.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:06 |
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Clean your car and stop letting your dope head friends smoke while they are nodding.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:06 |
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Tom Gorman posted:is Meaty Pete actual bacon or is he made of dog treats? He is dog treats.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:07 |
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eat my meat OP
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:07 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Clean your car and stop letting your dope head friends smoke while they are nodding. Yeah, it was like that when I got it from an auction, but it is reliable and gets Meaty Pete and I around.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:09 |
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Applesnots posted:Meaty Pete is 100% made of chicken dog treats. My dog eyes him sometimes but they seem to have some kind of truce. they know it's been up ur butt
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:09 |
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I thought dogs liked butts?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:11 |
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Applesnots posted:Yeah, it was like that when I got it from an auction, but it is reliable and gets Meaty Pete and I around. I can appreciate being on a budget but you really ought to clean the hair/filth amalgam from the seats. My last car cost me $500 but with a bit of elbow grease I was getting compliments on how well-kept it was for its age.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:14 |
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eat the meat pete or feed it to your dog meat is food not friends
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:14 |
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Applesnots posted:I thought dogs liked butts? even dogs have standards. not terribly high standards, given that they are often willing to eat their own poop, but standards nevertheless.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:15 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:I can appreciate being on a budget but you really ought to clean the hair/filth amalgam from the seats. My last car cost me $500 but with a bit of elbow grease I was getting compliments on how well-kept it was for its age. There are cigarette burns all over the interior from the previous owner, I dont really care. Meaty Pete seems cool with it.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:19 |
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OH GOD HOW DO YOU STOMACH PUMP DOG JERKY?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:32 |
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Applesnots posted:
Dude don’t post this online, you can go to jail
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:33 |
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I called 911 and told him he ate all the benadryl and they just hung up on me when I told them it Was dog jerky. Help!
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:35 |
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gently caress man I don’t kno, maybe lick him?
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:36 |
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when you make the news for some atrocity theyre going to use meaty pete as a pic in all the articles op
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:36 |
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scott zoloft posted:Meaty Pete fucks With his Petey Meat
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:37 |
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Say hello to my BEEFY friend.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 20:37 |
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Rushing Meaty Pete to the hospital RN! I am so glad he is pocket sized.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:44 |
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clean your loving car
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:45 |
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pete will get infuckted from that thing for reals
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:46 |
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Two loving cigarette lighters? Omg nice ride for Pete’s habit.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:48 |
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cram pete into hulk hogan meat shoes
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 00:48 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:47 |
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Quick ! Give him mouth-to-butt resuscitation! His mouth. Your butt.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 01:06 |