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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

You guys know porn plots are fake right?

Unless that’s not a porn couch

You trying to tell me that "Little Sister Caught Masturbating in Shower While Step Mom Watches And Shows How To Suck Big Brother's Dick" isn't real? You son of a bitch, believe in something for once!

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hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
yeah sorry t-rexes can't actually ride hoverboards

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

You trying to tell me that "Little Sister Caught Masturbating in Shower While Step Mom Watches And Shows How To Suck Big Brother's Dick" isn't real? You son of a bitch, believe in something for once!

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel
My wife and I completed our game room







JESUS loving CHRIST that was a painful derail. Pretend I screen capped page 337 for it is cursed

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

hackbunny posted:

yeah sorry t-rexes can't actually ride hoverboards

Yeah everyone knows hoverboards don't exist

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

You guys know porn plots are fake right?

Unless that’s not a porn couch

No poo poo, but it's cursed as gently caress that people masturbate to the fantasy of tricking desperate people into sex.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Only cursed if cross-posted from the Anonymous Confessions thread. Ultra-cursed if true.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

McGavin posted:

Only cursed if cross-posted from the Anonymous Confessions thread. Ultra-cursed if true.

You got a link to that thread?

Edit: nevermind, found it.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


This reminds me too much of Shmorky's art

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
it reminds me of john k's art so same difference

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

hackbunny posted:

yeah sorry t-rexes can't actually ride hoverboards

Lies, you post only LIES!

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Wow, this is a blatantly homophobic attack on the lgbtq+ community. Ban Hellmans

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solice Kirsk posted:

You trying to tell me that "Little Sister Caught Masturbating in Shower While Step Mom Watches And Shows How To Suck Big Brother's Dick" isn't real? You son of a bitch, believe in something for once!

pretend I've screencapped this post because wow is it cursed that incest is now considered a mainstream fetish

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





There is a Mexican restaurant near me that has something similar to these. When you shut the door the glass goes smoked.

The glass is actually two layers of glass with a thin LCD between them and a switch to sense when the door is shut.

It’s hilarious to bring people there for the first time

Beve Stuscemi fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jun 8, 2018

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Creamed Cormp posted:

pretend I've screencapped this post because wow is it cursed that incest is now considered a mainstream fetish

... now?

Porns like that were coming out 40 years ago.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's the classiest strip club bathroom I've ever seen.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

"man my dogs are barking today!"

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Action-Bastard posted:

Guys we literally had the same procedure in the 90s before school shootings were a thing. C'mon.

For us it was tornado drills.

This is for active shooters which actually do happen weekly and is something very real that these kids have to deal with. Very... very different.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



How come so many successful porn plot lines involve tricking women into sex?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

For us it was tornado drills.

This is for active shooters which actually do happen weekly and is something very real that these kids have to deal with. Very... very different.

There have been at least one more order of magnitude more tornados than shootings.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

There is a Mexican restaurant near me that has something similar to these. When you shut the door the glass goes smoked.

The glass is actually two layers of glass with a thin LCD between them and a switch to sense when the door is shut.

It’s hilarious to bring people there for the first time

This seems like a lot of trouble to go through when you could just have normal opaque doors/walls. Is this for people who are afraid of being ambushed by someone standing on the toilet in waiting?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

tactlessbastard posted:

There have been at least one more order of magnitude more tornados than shootings.

How many tornadoes have hit schools and killed a bunch of kids lately?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Dixville posted:

This seems like a lot of trouble to go through when you could just have normal opaque doors/walls. Is this for people who are afraid of being ambushed by someone standing on the toilet in waiting?

No it is 100% for hilarity and awkwardness

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/74frankfurt/status/1003533978668818432

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Verisimilidude posted:

How come so many successful porn plot lines involve tricking women into sex?

Because men are garbage.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
God I hate ET

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

Fallout 76 screenshots looking pretty good.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Fallout Glasgow would be loving amazing

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Verisimilidude posted:

How come so many successful porn plot lines involve tricking women into sex?

There's another way?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of poo poo.

I am... in a world... of poo poo!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Coucho Marx posted:

Fallout Glasgow would be loving amazing

A fallout set in Europe would definitely be a fresh breath of air

I’m tired of wandering around boring rear end post apocalyptic America goddammit

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

At this point you just need to poo poo majestic
Awe them with your turd blasting. look them in the eye. Be regal about it. You deserve it.

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

lol

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