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Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Cultural Marxist posted:

Are we going to take guesses on how many of Microsoft’s “15 world exclusives” are going to be on PS4 as well? I’ll bid at least 10.

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Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Barudak posted:

Crackdown being turned into a battle royale game.
Fixed this so that its more plausible. :v:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Seriously, I can't believe no one has bought the rights for a Battle Royale video game, memes sell.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Rarity posted:

Guys, I'm come here from a future to tell you how awesome it was when Microsoft announced new Crimson Skies
Don't toy with my emotions like this.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

No bullshit BFV gameplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfa-3Cj8Ew

It .... don't look interesting? the idea to come back again to WW2 don't seems validated by this video.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Dias posted:

Seriously, I can't believe no one has bought the rights for a Battle Royale video game, memes sell.

I think everyone called it a day when PUBG got Battle Royale costume DLC.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

homeless snail posted:

getting some hot microsoft conference leaks over here
https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1005846931636215808

World Exclusive

console port

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



While waiting for Microsoft's konference, I am warming up with Konami's 2010 conference. I am contantly living in the hope that some company will manage to reach this level of madness.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Goa Tse-tung posted:

also crimsons skies is a startegy game for your phone now

The original Crimson Skies was a strategy game, so that's plausible.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cultural Marxist posted:

Are we going to take guesses on how many of Microsoft’s “15 world exclusives” are going to be on PS4 as well? I’ll bid at least 10.

If rumors are right, at least one is Rock Steady's Superman game

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

If rumors are right, at least one is Rock Steady's Superman game

Still annoyed that they are not working on a Batman Beyond, though if someone can actually make a good Superman, it's Rocksteady.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

If rumors are right, at least one is Rock Steady's Superman game

Sony has traditionally been rocksteadys bae. WB gives monolith to ms

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Halo, Gears, and Forza will be Bone exclusive. Unless they're doing something with one of the Rare properties, I imagine everything else will be multiplatform.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

HMS Beagle posted:

Halo, Gears, and Forza will be Bone exclusive. Unless they're doing something with one of the Rare properties, I imagine everything else will be multiplatform.

A few weeks ago there was a rumor they are releasing 3 GOW games

A regular game
A battle royale
An RTS like Halo

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gears of Wars dating sim

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Gears of War Nintendogs clone.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Fly with me posted:

Gears of War Nintendogs clone.

Cry 'Havoc!'

HMS Beagle
Feb 13, 2009



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

A few weeks ago there was a rumor they are releasing 3 GOW games

A regular game
A battle royale
An RTS like Halo

Of course, why make a new IP when you have the infinitely popular and flexible Gears universe.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

DoctorGonzo posted:

Gears of Wars dating sim
D-Dom-senpai...

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

i hate this so much

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Accordion Man posted:

D-Dom-senpai...

I kinda wanna see Gears of Wars with a japanese anime soundpack.
"Sore wa Coletrain no akachandesu!"

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Microsoft is two hours from now?

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1005838856699236353?s=20

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

3 out of 15, huh

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

DoctorGonzo posted:

Microsoft is two hours from now?
Yeah, 4 PM EST.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



I hate this image so much.

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007

Tei posted:

No bullshit BFV gameplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfa-3Cj8Ew

It .... don't look interesting? the idea to come back again to WW2 don't seems validated by this video.

It looks like a really refined BF1 which is ok I guess. Was kinda hoping for more improvements in the graphics department, but cpus are still stuck around 3-4ghz and frostbite is really single core heavy. Also, no new Nvidia cards or api stuff or new directx or anything like that this year.

Would also be nice if they tried to go for 100 or 128 players (in a non battle royale mode) instead of sticking with just 64 or did something different with the vehicle damage models other than: if health 0 then plane/tank/truck instantly explodes.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

For some reason the Gamer Joker / GAMERS RISE UP, BOTTOM TEXT meme makes me laugh

VERONICA WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

exquisite tea posted:

I hate this image so much.
Yeah, because its not that one has Cesar Romero too.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


i'm okay with this because it means we're all cesar romero

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Brother Entropy posted:

i'm okay with this because it means we're all cesar romero

No I'm Mark Hamill's animated Joker because I only play visual novels.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Mantis42 posted:

No I'm Mark Hamill's animated Joker because I only play visual novels.
Nah, that makes you Batman Ninja Joker.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Iacen posted:

Still annoyed that they are not working on a Batman Beyond, though if someone can actually make a good Superman, it's Rocksteady.

drat Batman Beyond would be incredibly dope. Rocksteady please

VirtualStranger
Aug 20, 2012

:lol:

haveblue posted:

I seem to remember reading a few years ago that the AC team specifically ruled out Japan early on just because there are so many other games set there already.

That's not even true though. The last game I can remember that was set in an authentic historical Japan was Total War: Shogun 2

I mean, there's tons of Japanese games that pull from Japanese history, but most of them are anime as all gently caress.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

lol. how old was the person who made this. and anchient gamer stuff was stuff i played in high school/junior high.


Brother Entropy posted:

i'm okay with this because it means we're all cesar romero

that or a ton of us are Conrad Veidt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Laughs_(1928_film)

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lol. how old was the person who made this. and anchient gamer stuff was stuff i played in high school/junior high.

I believe that's the joke/troll

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Please don't fall for the troll, only appreciate how well made it is

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/1005851424566071296?s=20

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

oof, that's a bad typo to make

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