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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Ghostlight posted:

does rodman still have eyes or did satoshi take them

his eyes have been blessed by a partial sighting of satoshi, and his eyes have retained 1/21,000,000th of satoshi's glory. thus he must wear special sunglasses, lest the people in his general vicinity burst into flames

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Singapore has a mandatory death penalty for anyone possessing five hundred grams or more of cannabis.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Platystemon posted:

Singapore has a mandatory death penalty for anyone possessing five hundred grams or more of cannabis.

diplomatic immunity

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Nenonen posted:

diplomatic immunity

smh kids these days never even watched lethal weapon 2

david "gerald davis" gerard, here's a new atrocity for ur blog: sesame street investing in blockchain exposed child business

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
im not the blockchain exposed child

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Boxturret posted:

im not the blockchain exposed child

got bad news for you boxturret

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
:ohdear:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



one bong bitcoin ahaha

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Ghostlight posted:

one bong bitcoin ahaha



keep your dirty filthy disgusting decimal away from my tonal!~!!!!!!!!

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

keep your dirty filthy disgusting decimal away from my tonal!~!!!!!!!!

no

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

you're breaking the naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

smh kids these days never even watched lethal weapon 2

david "gerald davis" gerard, here's a new atrocity for ur blog: sesame street investing in blockchain exposed child business

not so sure that's an atrocity. if kids get a full understanding of blockchains then they'll figure out how useless they are pretty quickly. kids tend to be smart like that

this is a good thing for nocoin

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

you're breaking the naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

nah, i took a nap earlier. it was pretty sweet. i even dreamed i was not andreas

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

...! posted:

not so sure that's an atrocity. if kids get a full understanding of blockchains then they'll figure out how useless they are pretty quickly. kids tend to be smart like that.

Wonder if they can learn what a lovely “solution” bytescoin is as quick as the cam girls.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

quote:

Okitraz1986 [score hidden] 35 minutes ago

Sometimes I feel when I bring up the conversation of crypto, it feels like I'm showing off.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

nah, i took a nap earlier. it was pretty sweet. i even dreamed i was not andreas

but then you have to wake up and return to the cruel reality

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

...! posted:

not so sure that's an atrocity. if kids get a full understanding of blockchains then they'll figure out how useless they are pretty quickly. kids tend to be smart like that

this is a good thing for nocoin

divabot better get to work on some age-appropriate curriculum then, cuz im p sure the puppet show company will default to bandwagon-jumping

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

...! posted:

duh. ecological disasters are perfectly acceptable if they secure bitcoin

https://medium.com/@dergigi/bitcoins-energy-consumption-6dd7d7a2e463

i love these articles that think they conclusively prove that proof-of-work is good actually, when they actually conclusively prove that bitcoin is not merely trash but unfixably trash

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

i'm generally in favor of those programs that teach coding concepts to kids but i can't imagine what kind of preposterous curriculum you'd have to use to teach how blockchains work to kids when most blockchain experts have no idea how blockchains work

scratch...but on the blockchain!!!

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Sham bam bamina! posted:

as if there's a timeline wherein dennis rodman wasn't always an idiot

nah, there'll be plenty of timelines where he blew his loving brains out in that parking lot

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

DerekSmartymans posted:

Wonder if they can learn what a lovely “solution” bytescoin is as quick as the cam girls.

https://medium.com/@SpankChain

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Djeser posted:

i'm generally in favor of those programs that teach coding concepts to kids but i can't imagine what kind of preposterous curriculum you'd have to use to teach how blockchains work to kids when most blockchain experts have no idea how blockchains work

scratch...but on the blockchain!!!

Don't they just teach kids the use of conjunctions

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/06/how-i-became-leonardo-da-vinci-on-the-blockchain/

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/DawnHFoster/status/1006220503873458177

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

its a piece of poo poo, op

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Hammerite posted:

its a piece of poo poo, op

*block*

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

If I block you for blocking them, it's a blockchain

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

fair

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Djeser posted:

i'm generally in favor of those programs that teach coding concepts to kids but i can't imagine what kind of preposterous curriculum you'd have to use to teach how blockchains work to kids when most blockchain experts have no idea how blockchains work

all their other attempts have been so great

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
fuckin love you boxturret

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

QuarkJets posted:

Of the pro-bitcoin posters in the grey thread:

- one turned out to be famous cousin-rapist seraph84, permaban was reinstated
- one (comfy fleece sweater) is a gimmick
- AARO is the one who posted a banme last night after someone pointed out that bitcoin is used to purchase kiddie porn
- ghosTTy is probably a gimmick but might actually be a broken-brained bitcoiner cause he seems pretty sincere

There you go I can never get those minutes of my life back, you're welcome

I have surface level curiosity about a lot of tech issues, including cryptography and crypto “coins”, but nothing else in tech seems to attract real world consequences in funny ways like bitcoins do

it was fascinating at first, but I’m very close to boredom now because it starts to mirror regular old hacks and scams, and legal prohibitions, there’s less dried strawberries and online murders

There’s also Adar who swears to be making $$$ through trading, not sure if he believes

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I have surface level curiosity about a lot of tech issues, including cryptography and crypto “coins”, but nothing else in tech seems to attract real world consequences in funny ways like bitcoins do

it was fascinating at first, but I’m very close to boredom now because it starts to mirror regular old hacks and scams, and legal prohibitions, there’s less dried strawberries and online murders

There’s also Adar who swears to be making $$$ through trading, not sure if he believes

I know one person that does shitcoin swaps and generally makes money by exchanging them on the dips and then moving them in to something relatively more stable once the price rebounds. But he's been suspiciously quiet about all that in the last few months. Only seem to work when the market is generally trending up. I'm guessing he's given up at this point.

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

I know one person that does shitcoin swaps and generally makes money by exchanging them on the dips and then moving them in to something relatively more stable once the price rebounds. But he's been suspiciously quiet about all that in the last few months. Only seem to work when the market is generally trending up. I'm guessing he's given up at this point.

also the little fact where you don't actually have profits realized until the money is removed from the *-coin system, and these days even coinbase is increasingly difficult to pull money out of

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

it’s a shared excel spreadsheet, dork

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CrazyLittle posted:

also the little fact where you don't actually have profits realized until the money is removed from the *-coin system, and these days even coinbase is increasingly difficult to pull money out of

the fun part is the irs considers those profits realized

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

same but with sa posters rather than tweeterites

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008


this is the purest example i've seen of why the "blockchain technology will revolutionise everything" is even more dumb than "bitcoin will revolutionise money"

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
incidentally bitcoin is cratering again, it's gone down 250 buckaroos on bitfinex in the last half-hour

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
does the great satoshi make bitcoin go up just so we can laugh at it going down? discuss

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