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cash crab posted:Don't people just ever gently caress anymore I'm pretty proud of the fact that my GF and I can both get off to some of the most vanilla sex a person can have. Then we can spend all of our money on snacks instead of weird sex toys. Content:  I don't really want to know the context, or what the strips are made out of.
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Oh, Christ. Please tell me that isn't fish jerky.
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cash crab posted:Oh, Christ. Please tell me that isn't fish jerky. Relax it's just strips of dried schoolmeat Respect their ways, gaijin He tackles and mauls at the same time!
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Jun 14, 2018 07:32
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Can an enterprising goon please change my name to "strips of dried schoolmeat" TIA
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Solice Kirsk posted:A shark? Nope, I don't think Picnic Princess is smooth enough.
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Goons ask mods for name change mod asks goons. The circle of life. For content, have some famous people with their eyebrows photoshopped off.     
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It's incredible what eyebrows do for a face. Space aliens and poo poo in that last post.
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Leavemywife posted:It's incredible what eyebrows do for a face. Space aliens and poo poo in that last post. Our brains are amazingly tuned. You never think much of the eyebrows but remove one small element of the face and suddenly the lizard part of the brain that exists specifically to recognize faces starts screaming.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Our brains are amazingly tuned. You never think much of the eyebrows but remove one small element of the face and suddenly the lizard part of the brain that exists specifically to recognize faces starts screaming. I was just talking about this to my wife the other day, about how our brains are able to pick up on such subtle poo poo. Like, I can be behind a car at a stop light, catch a glimpse of the person driving It's eyes in their rear mirror for a single second, and tell if they are a man or woman, instantly. It's really nuts.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Our brains are amazingly tuned. You never think much of the eyebrows but remove one small element of the face and suddenly the lizard part of the brain that exists specifically to recognize faces starts screaming. What's weird is that I got a friend who has some kind of genetic disorder that made him become completely hairless. It would be so weird if he showed up with brows suddenly.
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Helios Grime posted:What's weird is that I got a friend who has some kind of genetic disorder that made him become completely hairless. It would be so weird if he showed up with brows suddenly. Old Hairless
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I was just talking about this to my wife the other day, about how our brains are able to pick up on such subtle poo poo. Like, I can be behind a car at a stop light, catch a glimpse of the person driving It's eyes in their rear mirror for a single second, and tell if they are a man or woman, instantly. It's really nuts. What are you, the gender police?
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reminded me a little of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmsunDs3jE
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Such Fun posted:What are you, the gender police? Don't be obtuse, it is relevant to the conversation. And nobody said anything about gender. Do you associate gender with biological sex or something?
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Jun 14, 2018 10:57
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Such Fun posted:What are you, the gender police? there's only one authority I respect 
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Spurt spurt, is da sound of da cum police
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Jun 14, 2018 11:43
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hey everyone, it's Wrestling Superstar, Virgil Who's ready to take a ride on meatsauce mountain?
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Jun 14, 2018 11:46
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Meatsauce mountain sounds like something they would have at Sizzler.
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Pastry of the Year posted:hey everyone, it's Wrestling Superstar, Virgil Oppa, hajima!!!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Meatsauce mountain sounds like something they would have at Sizzler. "A sizzler" sounds like something you would get at meatsauce mountain
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Jun 14, 2018 14:13
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Either way I think you'll be going home stuffed.
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Just lol if you think you're going home
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A coworker:
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:A coworker: 555 unread messages is incredibly gross.
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Jun 14, 2018 16:08
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That would kill me. I hate when I know there's even one unread email. I obsessively open every email when it comes in so there's no bracketed numbers.
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Jun 14, 2018 16:12
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The 78 DRAFTS are what get me
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:
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Jun 14, 2018 16:30
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you are like a little baby, watch this: my actual inbox 
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china bot posted:you are like a little baby, watch this: there should be videos in the style of Dr. Pimple Popper in which someone with an extremely cursed inbox like this goes through and marks as read / deletes / etc all those emails until they're down to zero
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Jun 14, 2018 16:39
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china bot posted:you are like a little baby, watch this: How is this not bannable
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chitoryu12 posted:555 unread messages is incredibly gross. I wish I had a screenshot of my previous job's email. I had over 800 thousand unread emails, I was trying to reach a million. I was on a lot of alert packages  . Sandwich Anarchist posted:The 78 DRAFTS are what get me If it is a webmail client I use drafts to take notes. Auto saves and I know I can access them from any device with an internet connection.
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Jun 14, 2018 16:47
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You know God damned well that's not what is happening here
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Jun 14, 2018 16:52
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china bot posted:you are like a little baby, watch this: dude what is your damage?
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LifeSunDeath posted:dude what is your damage? i;m mental ill
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Jun 14, 2018 16:54
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china bot posted:i;m mental ill That's all goons. Tell us about yourself!
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china bot posted:you are like a little baby, watch this: I bet you let your phone get to >10% too
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Jun 14, 2018 17:19
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I had 40000+ unread emails in my old-rear end still-used hotmail account until I accidentally marked them all as read
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Croatoan posted:I bet you let your phone get to >10% too I keep mine there...is that bad 
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Who the hell doesn't keep their phone above 10%?
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