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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > WC Opening Match - Russia vs. Saudi Arabia: Who cares?
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lol

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Beautiful.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Nice goal

Was that his first touch? Lmao

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
oh my god ksa

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
Phwoar

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Whorelord posted:

Italians I'm trying to watch this game but it keeps cutting to a bunch of people in a studio is this how you watch football on TV?

Is there no way to watch it without it???

What channel are you watching on?

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
 good gently caress saudi arabia

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



 That was a nice goal

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:lol:

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

 ksa cant defend

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Tongues
Aug 28, 2009

But I think those are eyes...
(source)
Why even have defenders

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
new formation to regroup

code:
 t w o
 b a d
t e a m
   s

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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

 quality header

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Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
He’s a big unit

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 lol Putin

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nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
That really was a nice goal

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


 Saudi Arabia are real bad

Golovin is good at crosses.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
The Saudi’s needs to “bulk” up like the Russians imo

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meat CRime
Jun 12, 2010

ham, turkey, roast beef, cold cuts, North Carolina, vienna sausage
Grimey Drawer
RIP Saudi Arabia

get hosed russia

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sonatinas posted:

new formation to regroup

code:
 t w o
 b a d
t e a m
   s

One really loving incompetent team.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Saudi #8 looks like Diego Costa

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The Saudi’s needs to “bulk” up like the Russians imo

They already sent a bunch to spain what more do you want

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buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

 500 billion dollars sitting in 2 seats

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Can’t wait to see two actual good teams play

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 0 shots on goal lol

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Lovely header that mmm

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

They already sent a bunch to spain what more do you want

Yasser is rapid

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Purno
Aug 6, 2008

sorry ksa, the orb is Russian now

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Oh my god that guy in whiteface lol

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Purno posted:



sorry ksa, the orb is Russian now
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EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Jeez KSA... the angles on these goals just make them look absolutely abysmal on defense.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

webmeister posted:

Saudi #8 looks like Diego Costa

how many players has he punched so far

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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
 Saudis should start investing in PEDs for the future, they’re so weak and are just getting bullied

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EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
They're getting scattered about like bowling pins.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
these saudis look like theyve been fasting for a month

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Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
It’s massive Russian men against boys out there

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EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
Or the Russians are on some next level PED poo poo.

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Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Saudi are absolute shite. This result says nothing about Russia really.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

rear end cobra posted:

these saudis look like theyve been fasting for a month

Ironic that their defence keeps making a meal of it

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

webmeister posted:

Ironic that their defence keeps making a meal of it

nice

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