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Zzr posted:I call that Beet is Dolvak and he single handedly began this reddit war. gently caress dude, I wish. I'm nowhere near clever enough to purposefully gently caress up /r/starcitizen as bad as Dolvak has hosed it up accidentally lol. The funniest thing about that subreddit eating itself is that they could fix it so easily by just choosing a philosophy and sticking with it. You wanna be the "tough but fair" guys? Cool, start probating everybody who posts "star citizen is a scam" and everybody that whines about Derek Smart or GOONS. You wanna be the "fight your own fight" guys? Cool, come up with a list of hard rules that will earn you a ban and only enforce those. But they can't/won't do it because they've been kowtowing to the /r/dereksmart crew too long to stop now, and either option would enrage the idiots who want protection from and free license to talk poo poo about goons. 
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Citadel? Can we buy that in Star Citizen? Holy poo poo, a station that can shoot laser beams? The gently caress happened to the game? We need this in Star Citizen.
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I'm probably stranded somewhere and will probably die trying to fly back to [cloud] imperium space. Atons still valid? I feel like a fking noob.
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Jun 18, 2018 04:41
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Wait so we did destroy Star Citizen after all? Neat!
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I had the misfortune of clicking one of the links to Dolvak's twitter feed. The first thing I noticed is this....   This just feels super weird to me.... and yes I tried to google what a touch bucket is. Google does not even know. What I do know is the combination of that picture and banner with a rusty bucket with a hole in the side creeps me out. 
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Nunes posted:I had the misfortune of clicking one of the links to Dolvak's twitter feed. The first thing I noticed is this.... The guy has preemptively blocked me on Twitter. Cultural victory.
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Jun 18, 2018 05:01
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don't touch bucket
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no_recall posted:gently caress this crossover has me wanted to resub to EVE. My ships are still staged in the last Goonswarm move. Where are we now staged now btw? This is like dating your ex, don't do it man.
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Jun 18, 2018 05:21
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That bluegoblin guy should go to the FD forums and tell all those people who post negative stuff constantly that they should shut up. I always get told by them they are negative because they want the game to succeed. There are some original (kickstarter) backers of ED that start their morning with a good whine, building up to the main whine of the day, before settling down into a low level grumpy whine in the evening.
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Zaphod42 posted:But since the only real "game" right now IS jerking each other off on the forums, disrupting that does actually stall "development" aka the hyping and selling of jpgs. Star Citizen: it will be finished in two wanks
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There's something so beautiful and poetic in this shitfight. So many of the early backers seemed to be doing it explicitly for a safe space game where they wouldn't get harassed by goons, and now in the late-stages of the "game" they're being harassed by everyone else in EVE.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVSiexSdUHg Listening to this while at work. Sounds like a Chris Roberts wet fantasy.
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Gamesguy posted:This is like dating your ex, don't do it man. I'll just play
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Beet Wagon posted:Don't be a psycho tia Drunk posting is not normally my thing.
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Scruffpuff posted:This isn't even theorycrafting any more - this is the fanbase assuming Star Citizen works like a Tulpa That Tulpa thing is rather... disturbing 
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Bofast posted:That Tulpa thing is rather... disturbing What is a Tulpa? posted:Tulpas are not malicious unless you really mess up during the creation process and treat your tulpa in a way that makes them utterly hate you—and even then, a tulpa can’t really do you much harm. Tulpas aren’t self-imposed schizophrenia or whatever other mental illness you might be thinking of. You won’t go crazy, and you won’t have random hallucinations; it’s all perfectly safe and fun. Please look at the phenomenon rationally, and consider that you have plenty of control over your mind and what happens in it.
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oh cool the absolutely insane website says its all totally fine and safe
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XK posted:I know I'm the only one pushing the angle of Russian or whatever troll farms for hire being in play, but I'm convinced there is something to it. Even if it's just a small time op with a tiny handful of actors, something is going on. I can just smell it. I don't see many Russian tweets but maybe they spell "Star Citizen" differently. Today I saw this though: https://twitter.com/_Game2Day_/status/1008664068033597440 "Between Star Citizen and EVE Online fans broke the conflict because of the copied ship - Translated from Russian" Link leads to an unrelated article. I'm thinking automation mistake but you're free to look into it further. Edit: They probably meant to link to here. Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jun 18, 2018 |
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Nyast posted:Actually Star Citizen is already one of the most expensive video game budgets ever, all categories, all genres included. Scam Citizen will surpass all those one day. Around alpha patch Fifty-two point nine
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Star Citizen: Shame your balls didn't grow that big.
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no_recall posted:gently caress this crossover has me wanted to resub to EVE. My ships are still staged in the last Goonswarm move. Where are we now staged now btw? Well done Agent no_recall, the eve players have broken cover and can be tagged for further reference. Also, it’s a trap, you won Eve once.
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Gamesguy posted:This is like dating your ex, don't do it man.
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Ghostlight posted:There's something so beautiful and poetic in this shitfight. If there was a hint, a sniff, a mere soupcon of a mention of the ability to grief, Eve goons would be all over the game to forestall the drat boredom of the second job in Eve. I remember playing transformice between fleet actions and during musters and patrols. Some people multi-box plexes, but seriously, like death and taxes, Goons are an inevitability in released games with actual mechanics.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Star Citizen: Shame your balls didn't grow that big. Is it not the fashion to report shitlords on Twitter, or is the MO just poison pen letters all the time?
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Bayonnefrog posted:Scam Citizen will surpass all those one day. Around alpha patch Fifty-two point nine Yeah but the first 184 million didn't count since they had to build the company first. So truthfully they created the alpha with just a couple of millions. This is good for Star Citizen.
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Star Citizen: I've sucked a dick or two
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I am pretty sure I know someone who is so racist that he married a minority so he could get a free pass but sucking dick for one seems extreme.
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neonbregna posted:I am pretty sure I know someone who is so racist that he married a minority so he could get a free pass but sucking dick for one seems extreme. You know Milo Yiannopolous?
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IncredibleIgloo posted:You know Milo Yiannopolous? First laugh of the morning.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Someone anonymously PM Dolvak and tell him that we ARE the EvE mods and EvE always has been part of Derek Smart's anti-SC conspiracy. Well, we are the CCP corporate board. Some people only read that fake internet history of grand old instituions and dead, gay comedy forums. Fark was originally CIA. True story. Edit: I know that someone will call my mod verified credentials into question, but there are Federal record retention policies, which is why Something Awful is archived by the Library of Congress, along with Fark and the Mossad operation known as Slashdot. There's a whole NOFORN thing going on there, so B3TA gets swept up as well in a situation that's really untidy. It's one of the reasons that you can never use the phrase 'I need to defend my pumpkins {{TEST_USE_TAG_NOFOLLOW}}'. That's as much as I'm willing to say in a closed forum section. Hav fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jun 18, 2018 |
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Star Citizer: I've sucked a dick or two, so actually I think I'll say whatever I want, thanks.
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Young Freud posted:Welcome Brigader I dig this reference
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Inkel posted:Star Citizen: I've sucked a dick or two Beat me to it
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A commando finds out why it's called Store Citizen.
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"imagine what ccp would do with Eve with 200mil" Three words Walking in Stations lol
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