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Planes are very safe. Jets on the other hand oh boy Ohhhhhh boy
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more like oldpropless
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Jun 22, 2018 01:51
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I prefer to fly by gyrocopter
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Jun 22, 2018 01:54
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The only time I felt unsafe on a plane is when half the plane jumped out of their seats and starred screaming all at the same time. Turns out they were watching some hockey game on satellite and Team Canada won. Assholes.
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Jun 22, 2018 02:30
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This dude owns
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Jun 22, 2018 02:42
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Utterly.
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Jun 22, 2018 02:43
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Not only are his cosplays funny rear end hell seems like he got really into shape since he started.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:10
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At least if/when your plane crashes you won't have to worry about flying any more, it is a little known fact that almost no one is involved in multiple plane crashes.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:12
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Tendai posted:I prefer to fly by gyrocopter You related to this guy? 
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Jun 22, 2018 03:14
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My dad was a bush pilot in Alaska in the 70s. He used to keep a few stacks of puppy food in his emergency gear, because it was the fattiest most calorie-dense food available on the market at the time.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:19
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 If you don't just have Enrique go buy you some food if your plane crashes in the Alaskan wilderness.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:27
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What movie is that from?
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Jun 22, 2018 03:33
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New Jurassic Park I think.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:35
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I think you'll find things have... changed... since the last time you flew. I didn't fly between 2000 and 2015 and was really looking forward to all the technological advancements on planes. It was a huge letdown when I boarded and found the only thing that changed was no more ashtray full of used gum 
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Jun 22, 2018 03:45
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JEEVES420 posted:I didn't fly between 2000 and 2015 and was really looking forward to all the technological advancements on planes. It was a huge letdown when I boarded and found the only thing that changed was no more ashtray full of used gum Now you'll board an airplane in the US and find out that the seatback TVs have been removed and you have to use an app on your phone/tablet/laptop to watch anything. Oh and the tray table is too small for anything other than an old iphone so hope you enjoy watching a 2 hour movie on a 4" screen. It's also about 2" away from your lap so you'll be looking down the whole time with a lovely viewing angle.
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Jun 22, 2018 03:53
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Low effort cosplay guy is the genius our time demands
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Jun 22, 2018 04:29
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Spectral Debt posted:Not only are his cosplays funny rear end hell seems like he got really into shape since he started. A true goon-spiration
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Jun 22, 2018 04:32
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Spectral Debt posted:Not only are his cosplays funny rear end hell seems like he got really into shape since he started. They're also very creative, the Reinhardt and the anime ones are all really good.
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Jun 22, 2018 05:10
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I bet he’s a fantastic kisser
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Jun 22, 2018 05:16
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Jose Valasquez posted:At least if/when your plane crashes you won't have to worry about flying any more, it is a little known fact that almost no one is involved in multiple plane crashes. Are you sure my dude, because I heard Bush did 911 plane crashes.
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Jun 22, 2018 05:16
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I learned that every commercial airplane is struck by lightning approximately once a year. I learned this after being on a plane that was struck by lightning. It's pretty cool.
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Jun 22, 2018 12:02
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Jose Valasquez posted:At least if/when your plane crashes you won't have to worry about flying any more, it is a little known fact that almost no one is involved in multiple plane crashes. Then explain John McCain
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Olaf The Stout posted:My dad was a bush pilot in Alaska in the 70s. He used to keep a few stacks of puppy food in his emergency gear, because it was the fattiest most calorie-dense food available on the market at the time. More so than butter? I think that’s what the Antarctic crazies took.
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Jun 22, 2018 12:42
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Not sure if this goes here or IOSM. The person who shared it on my feed was almost certainly serious about it. chitoryu12 posted:PYF Funny Pictures: It's a ham scam. DavidAlltheTime posted:The ol ham scam. SPAM.
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Jun 22, 2018 14:04
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Not sure if this goes here or IOSM. The person who shared it on my feed was almost certainly serious about it. 
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Jun 22, 2018 14:35
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Spectral Debt posted:Not only are his cosplays funny rear end hell seems like he got really into shape since he started. They're dinner rolls
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Jun 22, 2018 14:40
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Good catch
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Jun 22, 2018 14:45
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Amen (Ham)en? 
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Jun 22, 2018 14:47
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Jose Valasquez posted:At least if/when your plane crashes you won't have to worry about flying any more, it is a little known fact that almost no one is involved in multiple plane crashes. Statistics are cold comfort to that one guy who got nuked twice
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Jun 22, 2018 14:53
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Tendai posted:Extreme phobia caused by a very bad experience on a small plane in Alaska when I was 15. Now I have to fly to corporate hq for work in December If it makes you feel better, remember that when your plane crashes, it won't hurt. Yes, it will be terrifying as the increasingly severe turbulence shakes the plane until the lights are flickering on and off, and luggage is flying out of the overhead bins, which have burst open. Yes, when the pilot loses control, and the plane begins to plummet to earth, you'll be frightened almost beyond belief. It will be like being stuck on a roller coaster with an infinitely-downward first hill. As the control surface malfunction caused by extreme airspeed over the wings causes the plane to begin spinning, you'll be flung from your seat (the flimsy seat belt will be useless, at this point), and pinned to the walls, as will your fellow passengers. The sound of their screaming, and your own, mingled with the sounds of mechanical struggle, structural failure, and, oh God, the wind, will make an unearthly cacophony the likes of which few people ever experience. However, when your aircraft impacts the ground, it will be with such speed and violence, that your body will be immediately rendered into a fine paste, and incinerated. Your brain will have no time to process any sort of sensation. You will feel nothing. You won't even be aware that you have crossed the threshold from life into death. You will just be... done. It seems not so bad, except for the scary prelude.
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gonna be great.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:If it makes you feel better, remember that when your plane crashes, it won't hurt. Yes, it will be terrifying as the increasingly severe turbulence shakes the plane until the lights are flickering on and off, and luggage is flying out of the overhead bins, which have burst open. Yes, when the pilot loses control, and the plane begins to plummet to earth, you'll be frightened almost beyond belief. It will be like being stuck on a roller coaster with an infinitely-downward first hill. As the control surface malfunction caused by extreme airspeed over the wings causes the plane to begin spinning, you'll be flung from your seat (the flimsy seat belt will be useless, at this point), and pinned to the walls, as will your fellow passengers. The sound of their screaming, and your own, mingled with the sounds of mechanical struggle, structural failure, and, oh God, the wind, will make an unearthly cacophony the likes of which few people ever experience. However, when your aircraft impacts the ground, it will be with such speed and violence, that your body will be immediately rendered into a fine paste, and incinerated. Your brain will have no time to process any sort of sensation. You will feel nothing. You won't even be aware that you have crossed the threshold from life into death. You will just be... done. Well I am a completist for the human experience so, sounds like fun!
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Jun 22, 2018 15:33
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And then I won't have to spend a week in Cincinnati in December. It's a win win situation.
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Jun 22, 2018 15:44
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Data Graham posted:Well I am a completist for the human experience so, sounds like fun! Are you sure? Because... Tendai posted:And then I won't have to spend a week in Cincinnati in December. It's a win win situation. Some things just aren't worth experiencing. (Kings Island is pretty good)
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Jun 22, 2018 15:53
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I'm not the guy too fat to fly, I'm the middle aged German in a ridiculous oversized puffer jacket and what's your fuckin problem, all my limbs are technically between my armrests. No wait that's the guy next to me.
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Jun 22, 2018 16:02
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Is that computer fighter wearing french frilly garter bands on his arms? I mean, every fighter needs a style, I guess?
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Jun 22, 2018 16:13
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Tendai posted:And then I won't have to spend a week in Cincinnati in December. It's a win win situation. That actually sounds nice. Instant death is good too though. Each to their own.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Are you sure? Because... Well in fact I've done Kings Island and Cedar Point so *checks off "Ohio"*
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