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DicktheCat posted:I'm partial to "spiders are knobs" myself. It's like, in the video where he insists that his head does not look like a sodding tic-tac, I think the underrated line is, "I think all cats are dickheads, actually."
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china bot posted:add JaNee to the Mormon lady's chalkboard of bad babby names She's having another baby! Titan, Laikynn, and Tatum are going to have a sibling.
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Jun 29, 2018 19:41
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I have the cure for this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z8
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A classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdi8VI0reDI
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Wheat Loaf posted:It's like, in the video where he insists that his head does not look like a sodding tic-tac, I think the underrated line is, "I think all cats are dickheads, actually." tbf, he's not wrong. I say this as someone who really likes cats and has had them their whole life.
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DicktheCat posted:tbf, he's not wrong. I say this as someone who really likes cats and has had them their whole life. Agreed. Cats are awesome, but they're total assholes. That's just part of the charm.
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They're just fluffy adorable little psychopaths that would totally murder you if they were bigger. But they aren't and you feed them so they tolerate you instead.
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You weirdos have bad cats
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LawfulWaffle posted:I have the cure for this one God drat this is magnificent.
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Iron Crowned posted:You weirdos have bad cats  I rest my case. If you think your cat isn't bad they're just really good at faking it.
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Nurge posted:
Haha, my dad's got this pinball machine in his basement. I played it so much as a kid all the audio from it make up 50% of the inane poo poo I utter under my breath every day. "Whats all that racket!"
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DandyLion posted:Haha, my dad's got this pinball machine in his basement. I played it so much as a kid all the audio from it make up 50% of the inane poo poo I utter under my breath every day. Your dad has good taste. It's one of the better old machines out there.
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DandyLion posted:God drat this is magnificent. This guy is a classy motherfucker.
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LawfulWaffle posted:I have the cure for this one Too pure and good for this world.
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Megabound posted:Too pure and good for this world. If you're in New Orleans, you can visit the Revel Cafe & Bar if you want to see him! He founded it and I believe is still whipping up drinks there behind the bar. This is the full thing he recites: quote:Then comes the zenith of man’s pleasure. Then comes the julep – the mint julep. Who has not tasted one has lived in vain. The honey of Hymettus brought no such solace to the soul; the nectar of the Gods is tame beside it. It is the very dream of drinks, the vision of sweet quaffings. chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Jun 30, 2018 |
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Zipperelli. posted:
I’m a firefighter medic and every single medical run, every single patient, we have to choose either Hispanic or White Non-Hispanic. That’s it. No other options. I have no clue why. The city I work in is like 90% middle eastern, and 10% white people. In the tens of thousands of medical runs I’ve done, I’ve treated like 4 Hispanic people.
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Anyone who takes cocktails too seriously is AUG. They were made to make drinking what was essentially wood alcohol tolerable. They're good and do their job, but gently caress the hell off if you think round ice or pouring $1500 bourbon into a glass with sugar is even remotely classy. Take your medicine like the rest of us and shut the hell up about locally sourced artisanal bitters.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Anyone who takes cocktails too seriously is AUG. They were made to make drinking what was essentially wood alcohol tolerable. They're good and do their job, but gently caress the hell off if you think round ice or pouring $1500 bourbon into a glass with sugar is even remotely classy. Take your medicine like the rest of us and shut the hell up about locally sourced artisanal bitters. I too am old, bitter, and hate things.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I too am old, bitter, and hate things. My man!  
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Solice Kirsk posted:My man! Lol psych I'm young and fertile and I like craft coctails and you're lame
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Lol psych I'm young and fertile and I like craft coctails and you're lame .....I don't know what the opposite of a fist bump is, but you're getting one buddy. Probably one of these: https://i.imgur.com/JuKs79K.gifv
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Best cocktail comes from The Talisman: "Bring me an elementary martini," she said. The waiter raised his eyebrows. "Madam?" "Ice in a glass," she said. "Olive on ice. Tanqueray gin over olive. Then--are you getting this?"... "Yes, madam." "Then," she said, "you take a bottle of vermouth--any brand--and hold it against the glass. Then you put the vermouth back on the shelf and bring the drink to me, 'Kay?"
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"Pour some gin over ice and whisper 'vermouth' over it for me." bartender starts to whisper 'vermouth' "Woah! Not so loud!"
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Laikynn looks like it should be pronounced Lichen, so she named her kid Moss basically.LawfulWaffle posted:I have the cure for this one I waited for him to use the mallet, and it was just to smash the ice. I love a well prepared cocktail, but I don't get all elitist because they're loving expensive in some places, so i feel more dumb ordering a 17$ old fashioned so I can't really look down at someone who has a pabst.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I’m a firefighter medic and every single medical run, every single patient, we have to choose either Hispanic or White Non-Hispanic. That’s it. No other options. I have no clue why. The city I work in is like 90% middle eastern, and 10% white people. In the tens of thousands of medical runs I’ve done, I’ve treated like 4 Hispanic people.  I thought it was weird I was asked to specify whether I was "Hispanic/Other/Indigenous" in a town that is 90% white, but you win.
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twistedmentat posted:Laikynn looks like it should be pronounced Lichen, so she named her kid Moss basically. Were you expecting the mallet to be used on the mint? Because giving mint more than a slight press will make it bitter.
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Final season of Game of Thrones looking different...
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I think the tic tac guy looks more like if you put Trainspotting-era Ewan Mcgregor in a vice. Ed: Or if you placed his severed head in one of those souvenir machines where you put in a penny and it turns it into a useless elongated penny Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 18:46 on Jun 30, 2018 |
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Zero One posted:Final season of Game of Thrones looking different... The expenses kept on growing more and more while the budget stayed the same. They had to cut corners somewhere.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I think the tic tac guy looks more like if you put Trainspotting-era Ewan Mcgregor in a vice. I actually watched Shallow Grave yesterday evening (great wee movie, by the way) and I can sort of see it. 
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chitoryu12 posted:Were you expecting the mallet to be used on the mint? Because giving mint more than a slight press will make it bitter. I was worried it was going to be used on the mint, but hoped he was going to use it in some unexpected way.
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twistedmentat posted:I was worried it was going to be used on the mint, but hoped he was going to use it in some unexpected way. It's a good way to crush ice without a machine that creates crushed ice for you.
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I think we goons could make a new baby name book. Lakynn? Laleynn. (the first L is silent) Cahleezi Kuleezi Kayleeezi Titann Tetan? Thor. Thur. Thurs. Heavenneveah Purl Pearll Pea'R'L gently caress it. MacKartee Leesleeie.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I think we goons could make a new baby name book. Pnurtis.
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Ghoti.
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It's like white people are trying to name MMO characters and everything has been taken so they're constantly just entering random words hoping one will work.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I think we goons could make a new baby name book. MycKaarteigh Leighsleigheigh
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