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Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
If this doesn't make you :unsmith: then I don't understand you

MikeJF posted:

Remember Grandpa Mason, that kitten-loving feral? So it's obvious that he really wants to be sociable and was starved of it in the wild, and he never learned how to and also is a bit paranoid about it with adults, so what he's ended up doing with adult cats is this, while they're distracted eating

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Automata 10 Pack
Jun 21, 2007

Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9liAFy4bqZs

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/l7zFf2u.gifv

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Thinking on it, considering all the sizes we've bred dogs too, I'm kinda surprised that no one's tried to breed an extra big breed of house cat

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
The body language is so similar to my 15 pound idiot housecat getting petted and scratched in the same way, it's wild

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Grandpa Mason is the sweetest old man cat ever

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

drrockso20 posted:

Thinking on it, considering all the sizes we've bred dogs too, I'm kinda surprised that no one's tried to breed an extra big breed of house cat

They have - Bengals and Savannahs to name two examples.

The problem is, house cats already act like most big cats, and every cat owner has been bitten and scratched by their cat before. Now imagine it's a cat the size of a panther doing the biting and scratching.

There have been attempts to domesticate big cats, especially cheetahs, but it's never been very successful.

Cats were not domesticated like dogs were.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

drrockso20 posted:

Thinking on it, considering all the sizes we've bred dogs too, I'm kinda surprised that no one's tried to breed an extra big breed of house cat



Savannah Cat big

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Cythereal posted:

They have - Bengals and Savannahs to name two examples.

The problem is, house cats already act like most big cats, and every cat owner has been bitten and scratched by their cat before. Now imagine it's a cat the size of a panther doing the biting and scratching.

There have been attempts to domesticate big cats, especially cheetahs, but it's never been very successful.

Cats were not domesticated like dogs were.

I saw someone point out that the only reason house cats don't try to kill us is that they figure out as kittens that they can't. Kittens do try til they figure that out.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Cythereal posted:

They have - Bengals and Savannahs to name two examples.

The problem is, house cats already act like most big cats, and every cat owner has been bitten and scratched by their cat before. Now imagine it's a cat the size of a panther doing the biting and scratching.

There have been attempts to domesticate big cats, especially cheetahs, but it's never been very successful.

Cats were not domesticated like dogs were.

Cats and dogs are both domesticated. The difference is dogs were domesticated deliberately while cats for the most part self-domesticated.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dienes posted:

Cats and dogs are both domesticated. The difference is dogs were domesticated deliberately while cats for the most part self-domesticated.

We have all these delicious mice we aren't even eating. Something was bound to move in. I bet there's an alternate timeline where everyone has adorable pet snakes they dress up in silly outfits.

Oh, wait.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dienes posted:

Cats and dogs are both domesticated. The difference is dogs were domesticated deliberately while cats for the most part self-domesticated.

Humans put a ton of effort into turning dogs into animals with a genetic love and loyalty for humans, while cats just kinda moved into human spaces and were tolerated because they killed vermin.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Cythereal posted:

They have - Bengals and Savannahs to name two examples.

The problem is, house cats already act like most big cats, and every cat owner has been bitten and scratched by their cat before. Now imagine it's a cat the size of a panther doing the biting and scratching.

There have been attempts to domesticate big cats, especially cheetahs, but it's never been very successful.

Cats were not domesticated like dogs were.

Yeah, one of my cats would probably have killed me (and some of my friends) already if she was the size and weight of a puma like that one. I love her and she loves me too, and she can be very sweet too, but she is often very aggressive, like some cats are

Her aggressiveness Its actually kinda funny, because she is small and cant hurt us much even when she tries. It would be dangerous if she a big enough to do some real damage

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle






So fierce. So graceful.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

Humans put a ton of effort into turning dogs into animals with a genetic love and loyalty for humans, while cats just kinda moved into human spaces and were tolerated because they killed vermin.

and then we started picking them up like babies and kissing them and putting them on youtube

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


Oh my loving god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq2dn5R1p7I

Pardon me while I just go outside and lay down in the dirt for a while. :cry:

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Cythereal posted:

They have - Bengals and Savannahs to name two examples.

The problem is, house cats already act like most big cats, and every cat owner has been bitten and scratched by their cat before. Now imagine it's a cat the size of a panther doing the biting and scratching.

There have been attempts to domesticate big cats, especially cheetahs, but it's never been very successful.

Cats were not domesticated like dogs were.

To be fair the only reason cheetahs weren't domesticated centuries ago is because they have issues breeding in captivity and by the time we figured out artificial insemination we suddenly decided to start having ethics when it came to domesticating new animals(and we aren't even all that consistent about that), otherwise they are a nearly perfect candidate for the process

Azhais posted:



Savannah Cat big

I think that's the first time I've seen one of those stretched out fully, knew they were pretty large by house cat standards, didn't realize they were that huge, shame they cost more than a used car though

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Safari Disco Lion posted:

Oh my loving god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq2dn5R1p7I

Pardon me while I just go outside and lay down in the dirt for a while. :cry:

I'm an anti-death-penalty hippie socialist, but I would honest-to-God support euthanizing people who are cruel and abusive toward vulnerable animals. Beating an ancient, sick cat with sticks because you enjoy hurting weak things that depend on you for their lives tells me everything I need to know about what kind of human being you are, and we don't need you. I can't wait until vat-grown meat becomes viable so I can enjoy a good steak without wondering whether the supplier was extra-lovely to the cow.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
As much as I have dallyied with the idea of a mastiff or an f1 or f2 savannah cat this weekend to with a big puppy I'm like sigh

This poo poo is exhausting and I have a whole pack to help me

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

drrockso20 posted:

I think that's the first time I've seen one of those stretched out fully, knew they were pretty large by house cat standards, didn't realize they were that huge, shame they cost more than a used car though

They're also jumpers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vprEInOl1o0

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
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dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

chitoryu12 posted:

Humans put a ton of effort into turning dogs into animals with a genetic love and loyalty for humans, while cats just kinda moved into human spaces and were tolerated because they killed vermin.

Pretty much - and the cats that could tolerate human proximity and vaguely socialize with humans were tolerated more often. Kittens also have a smaller 'window' for socialization with humans compared to puppies - a few weeks versus a few months. When you combine that with the fact most people don't try to socialize their cats or train them like you would dogs people often think cats aren't domesticated.

I'm hoping to open some kitten classes once I finish my phd - they are so fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EX01b9zQ8w

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



drrockso20 posted:

To be fair the only reason cheetahs weren't domesticated centuries ago is because they have issues breeding in captivity and by the time we figured out artificial insemination we suddenly decided to start having ethics when it came to domesticating new animals(and we aren't even all that consistent about that), otherwise they are a nearly perfect candidate for the process
They already seem to be fine hanging around humans.
https://twitter.com/videocats/status/879268106845270016

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Safari Disco Lion posted:

Oh my loving god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq2dn5R1p7I

Pardon me while I just go outside and lay down in the dirt for a while. :cry:

pretty sure I'm allergic to this thread

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Zereth posted:

They already seem to be fine hanging around humans.
https://twitter.com/videocats/status/879268106845270016

Like housecats, they can meow but not roar unlike the big cats, because they're much more closely related to small wildcats than the big ones.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_p9iopttHCv1wjlseu_480.mp4

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Zereth posted:

They already seem to be fine hanging around humans.
https://twitter.com/videocats/status/879268106845270016

That's exactly what I mean, they are very easily tamed

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

drrockso20 posted:

That's exactly what I mean, they are very easily tamed

god inventing cheetahs

"lets make a really fast cat, but its basically a dog"

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Tendai posted:

If this doesn't make you :unsmith: then I don't understand you

He's actually trying to push the other adult out of the way politely. I've seen my semi-ferals do the same. It's pretty funny.

The bossy kittens would also do that to the friendly kittens when they didn't trust me. Friendly kitten would be ive playing with me and body kitten would come over, give me a dirty look, and rub against the friendly kitten to push it away from me.

When they grew up, they would do the same thing when I had soft food, just without an eat-poo poo-and-die look, so that they would be the one closest to the soft food.

Maybe it was just thing that group of cats learned, though.


Cythereal posted:

Like housecats, they can meow but not roar unlike the big cats, because they're much more closely related to small wildcats than the big ones.

Which is why they are still able to purr.

https://youtu.be/eHZJrx7RZ2w

Bored has a new favorite as of 22:14 on Jul 1, 2018

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Zereth posted:

They already seem to be fine hanging around humans.
https://twitter.com/videocats/status/879268106845270016

Yess, come closer human. I am nice kitty. Yesssss, between the bars human....

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Zereth posted:

They already seem to be fine hanging around humans.
https://twitter.com/videocats/status/879268106845270016

That seems friendly, but I'd sure hate to be wrong.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

ultrafilter posted:

That seems friendly, but I'd sure hate to be wrong.

I think I recall reading that there is not one single documented case of a cheetah attack on a human resulting in a fatality.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Master Twig posted:

I think I recall reading that there is not one single documented case of a cheetah attack on a human resulting in a fatality.

So they're cunning enough to only attack when there's no witnesses...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Master Twig posted:

I think I recall reading that there is not one single documented case of a cheetah attack on a human resulting in a fatality.

There's a pretty wide range of outcomes between a fatality and something I'd actually like.

tiercel
Apr 22, 2008
Speaking of cheetahs and cute...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8hMvP76w-8

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

I love his videos where it's visible just how delighted he is by what he's doing :kimchi:

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
So I watch a lot of bird videos on youtube. This morning though I got a recommendation of a guy who found a dead parrot in his driveway and his thumbnail was of the dead bird.

Luckily a friend was on hand to offer this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eft6D3PbHI

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Turn on sound

https://twitter.com/uptgyal/status/1013422820280422400?s=21

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Is that the Mean Streak?

Snickering camera man is key.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Oh my gosh this is the best :kimchi:

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