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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Hahahaha I got banned for saying I was going to eat children (hateful content) and I was going to throw a chess board at Nancy Pelosi (violent threat). Man, anybody complaining about the rules on SA, hahaha it's a lot worse elsewhere.

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Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
how many times have you been banned from tweeter now?

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
Twitter is the worst thing to ever be a thing.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


meanwhile, nazis posting people's home addresses go unpunished

BoyG
Nov 24, 2004

Have you heard the tale of the Cannibal King of Kavodel?
EAT THE CHILDREN is pretty ageist I agree

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Children are high in protein and healthy fats. Why is Twitter against healthy eating?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Have you tried being a Nazi online? They are immune from twitter bans.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

World War Mammories posted:

meanwhile, nazis posting people's home addresses go unpunished

Boys will be boys.

*someone posts twatter instead of twitter*

BURN THEM

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

(((You forgot to use these)))

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



why do you want to tweet so bad?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
You ever seen a man killed with a rook? I have. You need to think about the consequences of your actions mr. lowtax

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Twitter is a cesspool, Rich. just don't even bother with it.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
so like, what's the consensus? one of the main tweeter people got banned by ozma and is doing this for chuckles? that was a p. dark time for the forums i guess

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Good.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Twitter is great for making you realize you should despise everyone and we have no hope for the future

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Twitter just mad that you ruined their plans for assassination by chessboard. They had them all polished up and the pieces all secured inside too.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

seems like a modest proposal tbh

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Why do you want to Twitter so badly? It is not good there.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Twitter is great for making you realize you should despise everyone and we have no hope for the future
The internet as a whole is already making me do this and it is sad.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

the forums should have their own, self-contained twitter

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

For a guy who hates twitter you seem to be there an awful lot.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
You should post here Lowtax, where jokes aren't illegal

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

clone on the phone posted:

Twitter is a cesspool, Rich. just don't even bother with it.
Oh come on, are you telling me a place where The Proud Boys have a verified account and explicitly say they're going to attack and beat up people, isn't good?!?

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Here's an idea, Lowtax

Instead of spending time on Twitter... ya don't


Ya just don't

:stare:

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

CharlestonJew posted:

You should post here Lowtax, where jokes aren't illegal

lowtax posted no jokes

100% sincerity, beat pelosi with chessboards

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Chief McHeath posted:

For a guy who hates twitter you seem to be there an awful lot.
I think Twitter is hilarious though, just not for the intended reasons.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Clawtopsy posted:

lowtax posted no jokes

100% sincerity, beat pelosi with chessboards

Eat children
Hit Nancy Pelosi with chessboards
Smoke weed every day

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within
c'mon, tax, you could have at least gotten banned for advocating for the murder of all police officers and TERFS like i did

then re'regged and did it again because gently caress twitter is toxic but fun

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
see lowtax, now you know how all of us feel when we get banned!

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Soup du Journey posted:

so like, what's the consensus? one of the main tweeter people got banned by ozma and is doing this for chuckles? that was a p. dark time for the forums i guess

It's definitely gotta be this, yeah.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Twitter just hates you. Mr. Twitter himself has it written on the mirror next to "live love and laugh" written in lipstick, "lowtax? NO!"

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit
I'm going to be honest with you friend Lowtax. The fact that your website has a reputation for being a den of leftism means that you are going to be forever targeted by people who are very upset that leftist opinion exists anywhere. Every little thing you do is going to be reported- and because of the fascist sympathies of the amoral sociopaths who run social media companies you are going to be held to a clear double standard. And it really doesn't matter how well you follow the rules they will eventually find something to justify banning you. You could be the literal reincarnation of Mr. Rogers come to this earth to pass out puppy GIFs and sunshine cookies, but because you own this here den of raging leftism you will be targeted just the same.

There's no joke or punchline here unfortunately. This is the reality of the modern internet- soulless corporate sociopaths have created an infrastructure that enables fascist trolls to harass anyone they dislike out of participating in the internet's most frequently used communication channels.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

CharlestonJew posted:

You ever seen a man killed with a rook? I have. You need to think about the consequences of your actions mr. lowtax

*standing over the corpse of a fallen foe* Knight takes Pawn, bitch.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Reaching for that blue checkmark
fingers closing just shy every time
180 characters of desolation

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

I'm starting to think that @jack (or assjack as I like to call him) is himself a Nazi.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Anyone who has ever "tweeted" even once probably deserve to have their rear end kicked.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i'm just glad they didn't call the police, OP

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax posted:

Smoke weed every day

BANNED FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF MINORS

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Icochet posted:

Anyone who has ever "tweeted" even once probably deserve to have their rear end kicked.

:agreed:

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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

How could Tweeting ever compare to the Ecstasy of Posting?

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