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he only poked him once, but it justified the warnings. probably should have taken a point but it wouldnt ahve mattered
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The worst eyepoke I have seen since Jon Jone got sent to mma jail was DC on Stipe
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must not watch many fights then
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Jul 16, 2018 06:09
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Protect your eye at all times.
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I agree with Rogan that an eyepoke should be an immediate 1 pt reduction. The fact it happens so regularly means the new closed hand rule isn't exactly working (assuming the SAC is using the new "unified" rules). That or change the glives so they're a bit more curved. Bellator made some new glove like that if I remember correctly.
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i was watching holloway and ortega matches and they both fought cub and it suddenly struck me that he's been a skilled brawler guy for so long that everyone's now forgotten that he used to be a joke. what a career turnaround that was.
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Jul 16, 2018 12:42
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drat was he? I thought he was always seen as pretty good
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Jul 16, 2018 15:43
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Skip My Posts posted:drat was he? I thought he was always seen as pretty good For the first couple years his most notable fight was getting murdered by the corpse of Jens Pulver
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Jul 16, 2018 16:13
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Don't forget being on the wrong end of an Aldo highlight reel.
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Fentry posted:For the first couple years his most notable fight was getting murdered by the corpse of Jens Pulver drat lol, dont remember that at all
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https://streamable.com/mkj81
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Skip My Posts posted:drat was he? I thought he was always seen as pretty good he was one of those guys who wasn't good at anything but was really tough and had a lot of cardio and aggression. i think right after WEC folded he became way better really fast.
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also the legendary aldo KO haunted him for years.
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I'm surprised looking it up that the Urijah Faber eyepoke on Jimmie Rivera was back in 2016 - that was the first super egregious one that came to mind for me.
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The most memorable eye poke to me was Linderman on Rumble. Rumble got poked then asked for time and Herb said no, so Linderman immediately rushed in and got murdered. Edit: my bad, that was in WSOF. Guess I mixed it up with that nasty UFC eye poke Burns got on Rumble that needed surgical repair. i can still taste him fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Jul 16, 2018 |
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Jul 16, 2018 19:06
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i think the aldo knee hosed up his orbital for awhile. i was surprised to see him evolve into what he is today especially after what happened to koscheck
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Jul 16, 2018 19:32
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Here's that article interviewing a bunch of fighters about how badly they got hosed up by Aldo. https://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
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Jul 16, 2018 20:13
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Aldo was just another steroid cheat who got exposed once he could no longer juice as much
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Whittaker is out until February https://twitter.com/grosenstein/status/1018967644169555972
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Jul 16, 2018 22:22
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Rigel posted:Whittaker is out until February 4oz gloves bad
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Zzulu posted:Aldo was just another steroid cheat who got exposed once he could no longer juice as much He was sick, never popped
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remember that time Jose spilled his piss all over the collector and went 'welp, guess that's that, no sample this time' and the guy hosed off from Brazil, and when he came back the Brazilian government denied him entry to the country until aldo could flee or piss clean I think? I don't remember what happened after that.
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Skip My Posts posted:drat was he? I thought he was always seen as pretty good He used to lose a lot, only to guys who are pretty good, but also Jens Pulver while Jens was in the middle of an otherwise unbroken 8 fight losing streak or something. If you watch his fight with Ricardo Lamas (which was on the first Fox card) you can see the exact moment he realises he turned the wrong way into an arm triangle. He was always pretty good and hit really, really hard, he just had the habit of zigging when he should zag. Foul Fowl posted:also the legendary aldo KO haunted him for years. Apparently that knee gave him a hairline fracture in his skull.
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Gay Horney posted:remember that time Jose spilled his piss all over the collector and went 'welp, guess that's that, no sample this time' and the guy hosed off from Brazil, and when he came back the Brazilian government denied him entry to the country until aldo could flee or piss clean I think? I don't remember what happened after that. I hope someone writes a book someday about all of the ridiculous piss dodging stories that have happened in the era of strict testing
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Gay Horney posted:remember that time Jose spilled his piss all over the collector and went 'welp, guess that's that, no sample this time' and the guy hosed off from Brazil, and when he came back the Brazilian government denied him entry to the country until aldo could flee or piss clean I think? I don't remember what happened after that. poo poo lol
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Mr. Carlisle posted:I hope someone writes a book someday about all of the ridiculous piss dodging stories that have happened in the era of strict testing The cover should be a guy hiding under a cage while a USADA guy stands around with a piss cup in hand.
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NObodyNOWHERE posted:Regarding JDS and eye poking... I could be remembering wrong, but I don't think it was as much as everyone is saying. I think the 1st warning was just because he had his fingers forward, not because he made contact. I remember Dos Santos looking really confused about getting the warning when he hadn't actually made contact. 2nd was legit. 3rd incident, Herb was going to take a point, but on the replay it showed that it was incidental/unintentional contact during an arm swing and not a fingers forward poke. The main thing I noticed was that after the 2nd or 3rd warning he went straight back to throwing out jabs with his fingers extended, like the warning had given him an idea more than anything else.
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Skip My Posts posted:poo poo lol http://m.fightland.vice.com/blog/the-circus-surrounding-jose-aldos-ufc-189-drug-test It got its own vice article! I hosed up the order. So the piss collector showed up and aldos coach said well you're not allowed to collect piss with your visa. So they tie him up in red tape for a day then the next day aldo doesn't show up to the gym at the specified time and spills his first piss when he does show up hours later so they've gotta have him make another sample. In the meantime the Brazilian cop who's supposed to make sure everything is above board is snapping pictures with aldo.
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Hmmm, sounds like he did absolutely nothing wrong. Better luck next time, ‘VICE’.
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Rigel posted:Whittaker is out until February He is always injured
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spb posted:He is always injured Osteogenesis imperfecta is the best base for MMA.
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spb posted:He is always injured I smell an interim belt! Is fat kelvin willing to sit out for his shot?
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spb posted:He is always injured He keeps having to fight yoel romero
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eric posted:I smell an interim belt! Is fat kelvin willing to sit out for his shot? he's probably willing to sit Kelvin's cool
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Volkanovski wasn't even the best featherweight prospect on that card
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Mekchu posted:The cover should be a guy hiding under a cage while a USADA guy stands around with a piss cup in hand. I take it this guy would be a Jon Jones lookalike?
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spb posted:He is always injured Yeah at least they happen in fights tho
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If it's that serious athletes will use a catheder to inject clean piss into their bladders. This requires forewarning of when the test will be and a contact who understands how to insert urine through your dick hole into your bladder. It's not pleasent. Played baseball in college new some football and baseball kids who did it. The school learns about your test sometime between 2 to 4 days before hand and will generally turn around and tell the athlete. USADA does alot of random poo poo so it's probably harder for fighters
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