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Hey mods! Something heartwarming got through the Bitterness wall! I demand quick suppressive action!
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jojoinnit posted:I browsed the Twitter comments and I'm straight up shocked nobody else made this joke. You only think no one else made that joke.
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Jul 18, 2018 23:59
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What was that?
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Jul 19, 2018 00:11
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Tortilla chips spontaneously combust, causing 2 Austin fires
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Jul 19, 2018 00:15
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Yeah, I know it’s DailyMail, but still.. Man who is 90 per cent covered in tattoos has his genitals removed because they spoiled the view of his body art
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By popular demand posted:Hey mods! Something heartwarming got through the Bitterness wall! I get taken to this and I honestly can't tell if it's a redirect or exactly right: 
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Jul 19, 2018 00:30
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the article posted:Alabama college student walks almost 20 miles overnight to first day of work; CEO gives him his car It's just you mang.
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Jul 19, 2018 00:49
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jojoinnit posted:I get taken to this and I honestly can't tell if it's a redirect or exactly right: 2018.jpg
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How do you exorcise this demon? There's a limit to the amount of dildos I can handle.
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Jul 19, 2018 01:39
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By popular demand posted:How do you exorcise this demon? There's a limit to the amount of dildos I can handle. Get your hands on as many fleshlight as you can and get them consecrated.
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Jul 19, 2018 02:15
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Tortilla chips are amazing firestarters!
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Jul 19, 2018 03:24
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Zil posted:Get your hands on as many fleshlight as you can and get them consecrated. Why not just have your b-hole consecrated
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Jul 19, 2018 03:25
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Why not just have your b-hole consecrated I respect your hustle, bertrand
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Jul 19, 2018 03:39
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The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town? quote:The Boston Police Department has gone for long stretches without even issuing one. Talk to any resident who’s done even a small amount of walking in the city, and they’ll tell you the same thing: They’ve never gotten one, nor do they know anyone who has. Some locals insist, not without reason, that they don’t actually exist at all.
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Jul 19, 2018 05:53
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The Kins posted:The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town? How I Got Paid to Wander the City: The Novelization
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It’s the paid version of how I’d get out of highschool for a day to tape a 10 minute video for broadcasting class about local park renovations and then go get high, eat pizza and go to a movie
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Jul 19, 2018 10:20
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HairyManling posted:Yeah, I know it’s DailyMail, but still.. I don't think I want to know, but how do you tattoo the eye...?
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Jul 19, 2018 10:57
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With ink and a needle https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_tattoo
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Jul 19, 2018 11:52
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Fathis Munk posted:With ink and a needle https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_tattoo 
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Jul 19, 2018 12:20
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The Kins posted:The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town? Look, have you seen the way Boston streets are laid out? There are parts of this city where jaywalking is literally the only way to get across the street. I've crossed green line tracks next to a sign that says not to do exactly that. I'm not walking an extra two blocks to cross at the "right" place. Boston: gently caress off, I got places to go
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The Kins posted:The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town? As a Briton it's still incredibly strange to me that in the land of the free to bear arms you can actually be charged with something for crossing the street in the wrong place.
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Jul 19, 2018 13:16
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The_White_Crane posted:As a Briton it's still incredibly strange to me that in the land of the free to bear arms you can actually be charged with something for crossing the street in the wrong place. The rich kept running over people in their cars, so they made it illegal for poor people to cross the road.
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Also, you know how (in some places) a cop can't just pull people over because they think they have drugs in it, so they'll come up with an excuse for why the pulled them over and then reach even further for an excuse for why they searched their car? Jaywalking's basically that for pedestrians where Stop and Frisk isn't in place.
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Jul 19, 2018 14:46
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Gasoline posted:The rich kept running over people in their cars, so they made it illegal for poor people to cross the road. Yep. The forgotten history of how automakers invented the crime of "jaywalking" has the longer version.
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Jul 19, 2018 14:59
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Gasoline posted:The rich kept running over people in their cars, so they made it illegal for poor people to cross the road. To be clear, this sounds like a joke but is literally true. Car companies were nakedly, hilariously anti-consumer and anti-poor, and had become wealthy enough by the 30s to become powerful political lobbyists intent on loving over anyone who wasn't a car company. Remember "I bought the Red Line so I could dismantle it!" from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That was a thing that actually happened. gently caress you, drive our cars or never go anywhere.
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The Kins posted:The Boston Globe > What does a guy have to do to get a jaywalking ticket in this town? I keep expecting the pigeon to have something to do with this.
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Jul 19, 2018 22:00
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Truth in advertising. The patient got a bum bum.
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Jul 19, 2018 22:10
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That's missing the translation: It's literally "Dr. Butt" Also, his defense attorney had an incident in 2016 where he presented himself as the Vice-Consul of Russia
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Jul 19, 2018 22:13
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Makes sense...
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Jul 20, 2018 03:40
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https://twitter.com/kfor/status/1019700891102994433
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International ninja research group founded in Mie Prefecture in Japan 200 researchers from countries including Japan, South Korea, China and Britain, attended the association's inaugural ceremony. https://intlninja.com/en/about/
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Jul 21, 2018 06:07
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RIP Louisgod
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Jul 21, 2018 06:11
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Bobby Digital posted:RIP Louisgod 
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Jul 21, 2018 06:32
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Making beef jerky is one of my hobbies, and I am definitely mentally ill. I don't eat much of it, though. I like to share. Actually, I _did_ eat a lot of it this year. Hm.
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im mentally ill & hungry so if you wanna, just email me some jerky
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