#blessed pics: raise the woof

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ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

http://i.imgur.com/YzUUyvp.gifv
legally this doggo owns himself now

# ? Jul 22, 2018 03:42

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 16:18

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

ekuNNN posted:

http://i.imgur.com/YzUUyvp.gifv
legally this doggo owns himself now

if human can tell me what to do when he hold string, then... what if I hold string? what if...

*yoink*

# ? Jul 22, 2018 03:45

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

this is how dogs take over the world

I'm ok with this future

# ? Jul 22, 2018 03:59

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:10

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Mr. Apollo posted:

*in very dane cook voice*

CHRIST CHEX AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# ? Jul 22, 2018 06:26

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

I have to know what the quoted slogan behind the bowl says.

edit: found it via image search, it's just the "this is my body" verse, I was hoping for like "The CRISPIEST communion wafers or your money back!"

# ? Jul 22, 2018 18:16

naem: May 29, 2011

Mr. Apollo posted:

for I come to being not peace but a sword

# ? Jul 22, 2018 18:19

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/Dauh1qe.mp4

# ? Jul 22, 2018 18:25

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Pham Nuwen posted:

I have to know what the quoted slogan behind the bowl says.

"This is the first and great condiment"

# ? Jul 22, 2018 18:29

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

ekuNNN posted:

http://i.imgur.com/YzUUyvp.gifv
legally this doggo owns himself now

Cursed for the dipshit kid trying to force the dog into the water, blessed for the dog getting away

# ? Jul 22, 2018 18:34

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Mr. Apollo posted:

Insanely cursed

# ? Jul 22, 2018 18:34

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Apollo posted:

Blessphemy

# ? Jul 22, 2018 19:18

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Mr. Apollo posted:

Should have mixed it would communion wine for twice the blessings.

# ? Jul 22, 2018 19:38

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

spinderella posted:

Blessphemy

# ? Jul 22, 2018 20:22

DoctorJones: Apr 28, 2003; Fortune and Glory.

spinderella posted:

Blessphemy

# ? Jul 22, 2018 20:36

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

# ? Jul 22, 2018 21:39

Scary!: Oct 22, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tendai posted:

_{_hello}

Blessed little nugget

# ? Jul 22, 2018 22:37

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

Pham Nuwen posted:

I have to know what the quoted slogan behind the bowl says.

edit: found it via image search, it's just the "this is my body" verse, I was hoping for like "The CRISPIEST communion wafers or your money back!"

I'd have gone with "The Christ-iest communion wafers or your soul saved for free!"

spinderella posted:

Blessphemy

Good Christian metal band name

# ? Jul 22, 2018 22:47

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 22, 2018 23:24

nexous: Jan 14, 2003; I just want to be pure

Mr. Apollo posted:

I did this by mixing opiates,barbiturates and alcohol. results may vary.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 00:30

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Mr. Apollo posted:

"The EXTREME body of Christ"

# ? Jul 23, 2018 00:36

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

not a picture but blessed af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsAb54NnrMs

# ? Jul 23, 2018 01:48

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

https://i.imgur.com/lk5XLZp.gifv

# ? Jul 23, 2018 01:53

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

Watch this: https://i.imgur.com/8rD2GaU.mp4

While listening to this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPplYp7K7M

The cursed thread has recently been visited by some sharks so it's only fair that the blessed thread gets shark attacked too.

Jeremy_X fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 23, 2018

# ? Jul 23, 2018 02:40

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

blessed bird blessed man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TJaNDBI87s

# ? Jul 23, 2018 03:16

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Jeremy_X posted:

Watch this: https://i.imgur.com/8rD2GaU.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFOo86PDDuE&t=44s

# ? Jul 23, 2018 03:22

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

https://i.imgur.com/brXNWwM.mp4

# ? Jul 23, 2018 03:27

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

Thots and Prayers posted:

https://i.imgur.com/brXNWwM.mp4

Oh man I forgot what thread I was in for a minute and got very worried. Good jump.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 15:53

Kyron: Aug 6, 2013

Thots and Prayers posted:

https://i.imgur.com/brXNWwM.mp4

I was fully expecting it to be a puddle and for her to shatter her legs

# ? Jul 23, 2018 16:06

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

I�m actually sitting on my back porch watching two juvenile red tails learn how to hunt squirrels, but they�re still pretty young so even though they�re pretty well grown they�re super awkward and it�s :3:

as all hell

Julius CSAR fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jul 23, 2018

# ? Jul 23, 2018 16:22

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

https://i.imgur.com/1JWUxtU.mp4

# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:08

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Jeremy_X posted:

Watch this: https://i.imgur.com/8rD2GaU.mp4

While listening to this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPplYp7K7M

The cursed thread has recently been visited by some sharks so it's only fair that the blessed thread gets shark attacked too.

Got to see this in person and it�s extremely blessed watching little Oreos make it to the water.

# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:14