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What's the cal on the sledgehammer
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 02:22 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1023683692605005824
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 02:28 |
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Jimmy Hats posted:What's the cal on the sledgehammer 50 cal
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 02:32 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Don't be silly, gas is a liquid and physics says so long as it's not deeper than head-height he can't drown in it Gasoline requires oxygen, so as long as he's completely submerged, he won't burn up
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 02:41 |
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One Weird Trick A Billionaire Doesn't Want You To Know
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 02:50 |
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Someone tell Elon to unblock me (@mdcjudge)
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 02:57 |
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I think he would benefit from thinking more than once
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 03:35 |
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As a note, other cars such as the car that actually delivers a long range electric car for under 40k (Chevy Bolt), do not use a bunch of vape batteries and instead use their own unique cell design and chemistry. Other companies are doing flat batteries, etc.. they just take a lot more r&d versus just buying thousands of off rhe shelf laptop batteries
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 03:48 |
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GIRL BRAINS posted:What if we fired the sledgehammer out of a cannon now this is a disruptive technology I can get behind
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 03:54 |
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Can one of you fuckers double down on your goon-deducting already and get a sledgehammer, a hydrogen tank and a camera?
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 03:58 |
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Alright fuckers, no more hydrogen tank talk. ...instead, let's bask in the fireworks show let loose by a stolen and crashed Telsa from a couple years ago:
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 04:04 |
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Elon no!
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 04:57 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:If you'd like a quick primer on the difference between poking a little hole in something in a big empty room and applying a distributed crushing force in a tightly occupied space I'd direct you to the work of noted physicist Gallagher I don' know what you want to hear. The cells have been crash-tested and didn't blow up. They are built with controlled mechanical release systems that prevent the storage from blowing up due to added mechanical pressure. This is possible thanks to the fact that even under atmospheric conditions hydrogen has dissipation rate of around 40 mph, unlike other gases that may be stored in pressurized tanks, so the contents of the system can escape faster through a small initial opening even in a crash situation befor the whole structure is compromised. The only way tests have been able to obtain a catastrophic failure was when they deliberately sabotaged temperature release vents and started a fire around it, and even then the results were less severe than if they had done the same thing with a gas tank, and they could only get the dreaded fireball if they mixed oxygen into the fuel prior to the experiment. steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jul 31, 2018 |
# ? Jul 31, 2018 07:19 |
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COMRADES posted:How would the tank get crushed by that if a .50 cal bullet couldn't deform it though? Different materials react differently to various types of stress, and carbon fiber is a lot more brittle than we're used to as a sturdy material in a consumer product. That article (and subsequent posts in the thread) seem to indicate that the tank has undergone the proper stress tests, but it's a very reasonable question to ask in a thread where a self-proclaimed materials engineer somehow ended up producing the Tesla.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 07:52 |
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quantum of solace was not just a poo poo movie but it was a pretty obvious smear of hydrogen fuel cell tech not convinced hydrogen will be viable until we get more renewables or fusion to actually make the hydrogen
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 10:10 |
etalian posted:
oh hi there doobie
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 10:48 |
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Phobophilia posted:not convinced hydrogen will be viable until we get more renewables or fusion to actually make the hydrogen Strip mine Saturn
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 15:13 |
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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/07/3-ex-solarcity-employees-claim-company-oversaw-bogus-sales-to-inflate-valuation/quote:Two men and a woman have sued SolarCity, and its parent company, Tesla, alleging serious corporate misbehavior. Yowza!
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 16:43 |
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Using hydrogen to fuel cars is actually dumb and also, gay!
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 16:47 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Different materials react differently to various types of stress, and carbon fiber is a lot more brittle than we're used to as a sturdy material in a consumer product. That article (and subsequent posts in the thread) seem to indicate that the tank has undergone the proper stress tests, but it's a very reasonable question to ask in a thread where a self-proclaimed materials engineer somehow ended up producing the Tesla. It's great stuff for frames and panels and anything else that needs to be light and rigid above all else, and if it gets damaged at all you just throw that part out and replace it. It's a bizarre choice of material for a high-pressure containment vessel that is under constant load and can be pretty fuckin heavy in the same way that tool steel is a bizarre choice of material for a window pane, and shooting your metal fuckin window doesn't actually address the problem. Like you said, probably there's some engineering hoodoo making what appears to be the convergence of a bunch of fundamentally bad and unsafe design ideas nominally workable under test conditions, but itt their chief advocate is the guy insisting that so long as there's no fire, shrapnel and injection injuries aren't real things. UltraRed posted:https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/07/3-ex-solarcity-employees-claim-company-oversaw-bogus-sales-to-inflate-valuation/ these pussy bitches are all, uh, oil company spies, also crisis actors A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jul 31, 2018 |
# ? Jul 31, 2018 16:59 |
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etalian posted:Tomorrow Tesla will be reporting their earnings. Car Citizen.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 17:18 |
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EAB posted:Using hydrogen to fuel cars is actually dumb and also, gay! The economics of turning electricity into hydrogen, then distributing it and eventually turning it back into electricity in order to spin some wheels don't really make sense.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 17:37 |
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Spazzle posted:Car Citizen. I couldnt put my finger on it but he does remind me a lot of Roberts and its because he is obsessed with short sellers like Roberts is obsessed with goons. Its very telling when a ceo goes ballistic over something so minor it shouldnt even be on their radar. If they had courage in their convictions they wouldn't give two shits about these types of critics.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 17:45 |
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Also re the solar company they are in an amusing lawsuit right now where they ripped off the roof of a guy who cancelled his order. Then they attempted to fix it without permission or approval and botched it as well lol. That company honestly sounds feral lol. E: oh yeah and he cancelled because they straight up lied about the cost until hours before the install. DogonCrook fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jul 31, 2018 |
# ? Jul 31, 2018 17:55 |
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quote:But customers shouldn’t plan on hitting the beach anytime soon: The fine print says fins aren’t included, and delivery could take as long as 10 weeks. lmao
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:33 |
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DogonCrook posted:I couldnt put my finger on it but he does remind me a lot of Roberts and its because he is obsessed with short sellers like Roberts is obsessed with goons. Its very telling when a ceo goes ballistic over something so minor it shouldnt even be on their radar. If they had courage in their convictions they wouldn't give two shits about these types of critics. I’m guessing neither of them are used to hearing people disagree with them
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:36 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I don't think you understand the actual problem my dude A Wizard of Goatse posted:Like I said IDK about fuel cell engineering
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:46 |
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DogonCrook posted:Also re the solar company they are in an amusing lawsuit right now where they ripped off the roof of a guy who cancelled his order. Then they attempted to fix it without permission or approval and botched it as well lol. That company honestly sounds feral lol. o poo poo they're the same dudes yeah their business model also involves suing customers if they sell their house
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:12 |
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Well, that is a little disingenuous framing of that dispute, but the 42k bill they tried to stick the guy with is also a little disingenuous so ruling on the field is penalties offset.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:54 |
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They should just put a mechanic's lien on the house and be done with it like what all other normal contractors would do.
Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jul 31, 2018 |
# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:07 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:If you'd like a quick primer on the difference between poking a little hole in something in a big empty room and applying a distributed crushing force in a tightly occupied space I'd direct you to the work of noted physicist Gallagher oh my god please shut up.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:25 |
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Thinking of getting a new av now that Grimes is bad, any recommendations?
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:37 |
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Mameluke posted:Thinking of getting a new av now that Grimes is bad, any recommendations? Get Dan Deacon since that's who she would be with a penis.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:45 |
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Mameluke posted:Thinking of getting a new av now that Grimes is bad, any recommendations? I thought it was Tegan & Sara so just get Tegan. Or Sara (get Tegan).
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:51 |
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Liza Minnelli is timeless.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:18 |
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from the CSPAM teslol thread its all good but the real poo poo is in the last 2 pages god drat TL;DR: -Tesla Whistleblower is informed that a robot arm had a pin on it that was puncturing battery cells, is shown ~1200 punctured battery cells in a container. -Whistleblower confirms the punctured cells have been short circuited internally. -Whistleblower later notices the container is empty and finds out other Tesla employees have been filling the puncture holes with glue, and marking them as good. -Whistleblower uses the inventory tracking system to find out where the cells ended up. 732 of the punctured cells ended up in Tesla Model 3's that were already on their way to customers. -Tesla disables the inventory tracking system that allowed Whistleblower to do this. -Musk goes on twitter and says the Whistleblower sabotaged Tesla operations. jfc Musk is going to kill somebody with this poo poo and he will never be held accountable for it. bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jul 31, 2018 |
# ? Jul 31, 2018 23:27 |
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bring back old gbs posted:from the CSPAM teslol thread quote:“Safety third. There’s not even a Rule Number Two. But even though there’s nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two.”
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 23:33 |
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I'm the dedicated battery puncturing robot
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 23:35 |
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And I'm the pin
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 23:58 |
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bring back old gbs posted:
Jfc did he really say that "safety third" thing?That's loving... I'm at a loss for words... It's a loving TRAVESTY waiting to happen.
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