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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

God drat it, Lester

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

nationals 16

mets 0

is god punishing the mets for not doing anything today

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yeah Happ!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Baez is unstoppable

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Can't wait to see how he's stranded.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Just let baez pick which base he wants to go to when it's his ab

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Let's talk about the Phils for a moment, Roman Quinn is fast as gently caress and the Red Sox are hitting all the Phillies batters tonight because they're a garbage team

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Tom Gorman posted:

Matt Carpenter

Dingers for the dinger god

It would be really funny if he kept this up and had an MVP-caliber season after his absolutely horrific start.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
i hope jack flaherty stays healthy

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
gently caress

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
lol the Red Sox are having bullpen phone issues and are resorting to walkie talkies

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress this piece of poo poo team and their limp dick bats.

Javy excluded.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Are you loving kidding me?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Well at least one pitcher on our roster doesn't suck.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i think the mets have legitimately stopped playing

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
larry walker looks like he's more ripped than he was when he was still playing

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
why do they keep swinging at the first pitch? :sigh:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh gently caress that's his wrist

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Oh gently caress.

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
#lolmets

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Wouldn't be a series vs the Pirates if a Cub didn't get beaned.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Lol Acuna destroyed that

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I have no idea how Jesse Cshavez just immediately became the best arm in the pen upon being traded here but I'm not complaining.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Acuna, him hit baseball

Him hit baseball hard

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Javy is now hitting .300 lol

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Epic High Five posted:

Acuna, him hit baseball

Him hit baseball hard

I’m torn, because I’m all like :glomp: towards you but the other notable Barves poster is hot garbage. You should :justpost: to increase the average quality of Barves-posting.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pancakes posted:

I’m torn, because I’m all like :glomp: towards you but the other notable Barves poster is hot garbage. You should :justpost: to increase the average quality of Barves-posting.

Who, hotlanta man? Elentor? I dunno all barfs posts are good posts imho except ones made by Sam Freeman

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

Javy is now hitting .300 lol

Cubs should've traded him because they're not making the postseason with this pathetic excuse for a rotation and a black hole where the offense is supposed to be.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Sydin posted:

Cubs should've traded him because they're not making the postseason with this pathetic excuse for a rotation and a black hole where the offense is supposed to be.

My boss's boss was talking about how waivers work and used Javy as a hypothetical example and the peanut gallery was NOT pleased

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Epic High Five posted:

Who, hotlanta man? Elentor? I dunno all barfs posts are good posts imho except ones made by Sam Freeman

Hotlanta man dug himself a pretty big hole in the N/V thread yesterday

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Good job Wilson.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
holy poo poo Trout crushed that

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Hell yes Kolby

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Vertical Lime posted:

nationals 16

mets 0

is god punishing the mets for not doing anything today

Using Rhame, Peterson, and Bashlor is punishment enough. Human white flags, the lot of 'em.

At least McNeil is making the most of his opportunity so far.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I am so loving done with Justin Wilson.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Big Mean Jerk posted:

Hotlanta man dug himself a pretty big hole in the N/V thread yesterday

Oh lol good thing I'm only touch and go in that thread

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

Epic High Five posted:

Who, hotlanta man? Elentor? I dunno all barfs posts are good posts imho except ones made by Sam Freeman

I'm the unnoticed Braves poster. I'm not sure if my posts are bad, but they probably don't count.

Also, congratulations Kolby. You goofy looking bastard.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Hitting the C ring in straight away center is no small feat. Trout smoked that ball.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
David Bote should have started this loving game, stop giving Russell and Happ more chances to strike out.

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Pancakes posted:

I’m torn, because I’m all like :glomp: towards you but the other notable Barves poster is hot garbage. You should :justpost: to increase the average quality of Barves-posting.

:smith:

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