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Jerry Cotton posted:My old warehouse manager used to say "if you hold it in long enough, it turns into flesh". ...And now, I say that too.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The Ö key is right between the L and the Ä keys you doofus. I know that but being that I have a Norwegian keybord that gives me an Ø, you dink.
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Lodin posted:I know that but being that I have a Norwegian keybord that gives me an Ø, you dink. But... how do you make lööps memes 
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Lodin posted:I know that but being that I have a Norwegian keybord that gives me an Ø, you dink. If it's like a Danish keyboard, you should have an accent key. Typing ¨ followed by o will give you the ö. Also works on a mac with a US keyboard!
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Subjunctive posted:How does a rectangular anus produce cylindrical turds? Are you magic? You gotta change that plastic thingy that slides over the opening. But really I just hosed up the joke.
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kcroy posted:that is so not loving okay. It's like a goddamn magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but the rabbit is a 40 foot chocolate snake, and the hat is you. Most dildos are barbed so that they can't accidentally fall out and become lost.
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Jerry Cotton posted:But... how do you make lööps memes I go to expressen.se and look for one I can cut and paste. Same with æ.
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Lodin posted:I go to expressen.se and look for one I can cut and paste. Same with æ. I went to expressen.se expecting it to be foll of lööps memes 
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:This is how immodium works. It is an opiate that doesnt cross the blood brain barrier. That way it doesnt get you high, it just stops your bowels right in their tracks like all opiates and you have more time to absorb the poo water so you don’t firehose from the anus. whaaat
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Ignite Memories posted:whaaat
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if I've learned anything from these forums, it's that immodium kills you
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When imodium was first made, it was thought to be a high risk for abuse because it is an opiate and it was not until it became clear that it doesnt also get you high that it became widely availablequote:Loperamide has been shown to cause a mild physical dependence during preclinical studies, specifically in mice, rats, and rhesus monkeys. Symptoms of mild opiate withdrawal were observed following abrupt discontinuation of long-term treatment of animals with loperamide.[39][40] EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Aug 8, 2018 |
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Aug 8, 2018 20:45
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:When imodium was first made, it was thought to be a high risk for abuse because it is an opiate and it was not until it became clear that it doesnt also get you high that it became widely available It can totally get you high some TCC goons are still doing that poo poo lol
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Aug 8, 2018 20:51
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I used to use it on long shifts cos I couldn't always guarantee there would be a toilet. I was definitely using it often for a while, thank gently caress I don't need to anymore. It couldn't be good right? Everything said it had no side effects etc
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Kharnifex posted:It couldn't be good right? Everything said it had no side effects etc I don't think it does if you are taking it as directed (at least, no serious side effects). the idiots getting high from it are taking like 100x the recommended dose
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:It can totally get you high some TCC goons are still doing that poo poo lol thats fuckin wild, dude
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Kharnifex posted:I used to use it on long shifts cos I couldn't always guarantee there would be a toilet.
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sooo you drink it via your head and it only works on your rear end. so if you hose it up your rear end then you'll be trippin like Lou Reed?
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Aug 8, 2018 21:23
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Grouchio posted:Where is your avatar from? Aeon Flux 
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Oscar Wild posted:Most dildos are barbed so that they can't accidentally fall out and become lost.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:It can totally get you high some TCC goons are still doing that poo poo lol It KILLED a tcc goon lol
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Aug 8, 2018 21:57
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more like turdwrangler
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What's the curse? A brand identifying as homosexual in a Swedish magazine? A brand overtly sexualizing their inanimate product as both a giver and a taker? The fact that "Vers" is short for "Versatile" and not "Diverse?" The fact that you made me look up gay slang terms? The fact that a soda ad made me look up gay slang terms? The fact that an ad was controversial enough to make you talk about it in a public forum? Here's a real advert curse: 
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Prince of Space posted:What's the curse? The fact that capitalism prays on any counterculture available and just makes it one more senseless product.
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!Klams posted:Oh hey, so that reminds me of a kind of curse, which is that the longer you go without making GBS threads, the drier the turd gets, because your rear end drinks all the water out of it. You're thirsting on lovely rear end-water basically 24/7, just slurping up that bumjuice. Wet bottoms, wet bottoms Talk about bumjuice, my girls got em Wet bottoms, drive me out of my mind How can leave them behind.
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Prince of Space posted:What's the curse? the mix of several things that don't belong, for cynical ends
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Prince of Space posted:What's the curse? they outsourced the ad development for this to hollywood from the looks of it
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Wait wait wait. If I drink Dr. Pepper, an obviously gay drink, does that make me gay too? Where does Cherry Coke fall on the Soda Sexuality Spectrum?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wait wait wait. If I drink Dr. Pepper, an obviously gay drink, does that make me gay too? Where does Cherry Coke fall on the Soda Sexuality Spectrum? you post in gbs so you are gay by default.
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Yup, that checks out. Guess I need to go get a Dr. Pepper and a boyfriend now.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yup, that checks out. Guess I need to go get a Dr. Pepper and a boyfriend now. You havent even gotten that far? Hand in you're GBS gun and badge you son of a bitch
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Dr. Pepper mixed with Southern Comfort is my favorite drink. Maybe I should go and get myself tested.
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Cephalectomy posted:You havent even gotten that far? Hand in you're GBS gun and badge you son of a bitch Hey, getting a boyfriend isn't easy. You need to, like, leave the house and stuff. It's a big ask.
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Say Nothing posted:Who wants ice cream? this is from my blog, its actually a photo for my insurance adjuster. see i hired a local youth to watch my yoda statue and cook a turkey for my family but when we got home from my daughters recital we found this and the sitter passed out because she'd been smoking marijuana cigarettes
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