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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

DoombatINC posted:

-Can better smell/taste the opponent's fear
-Grappling is just fun exciting hugs
-I bet Mike Beltran's beard is fun to play with
-How long you think that fool spends braiding every day?
-Bet he could get some Nerds Ropes into the theater in them no problem

-Eddie Bravo's books become highly entertaining

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

kimbo305 posted:

Some interesting numbers, but with the caution that we don't really know how close these are to their final hydration states:
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/8/...t-divisions-mma

Mighty Mouse being 1lb heavier than Cejudo just doesn't pass the eye test.

Eyes are mostly useless for judging weight. You can't tell how dense someones muscles are by looking and muscle density does vary depending on how theyre trained

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1027232247928246272?s=19

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Please let this happen

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Looking forward to it

mewse
May 2, 2006


I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

handsome only face posted:

lil nog vs. sam alvey is on a brazil card next month hahahaha

sounds like that scene out of city of god where theyre all chasing the rooster. except alvey is trying to gently caress the rooster

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Logan Paul vs. Greg Hardy

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Logan Paul vs CM Punk is booked as the main event of UFC: Bismark. A monkey paw curls another finger. Just the middle one remains.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

sportsgenius86 posted:

Logan Paul vs. Greg Hardy

Behind the UFC gym and no one gets paid.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bluedeanie posted:

Logan Paul vs CM Punk is booked as the main event of UFC: Bismark. A monkey paw curls another finger. Just the middle one remains.

Dana White, reddening: I want you to sign Logan Paul!!

Sean Shelby: He's got zero fights on his record and he's never trai-

Dana White: GIVE HIM TO CM PUNK!!

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009


Gonna be incredibly sad when he beats CM Punk.

Edit: should have scrolled down before making this joke.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dogbrisket posted:

Gonna be incredibly sad when he beats CM Punk.

Edit: should have scrolled down before making this joke.

Can CM Punk fight in a children's division?

Nah, he'd get killed.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Captain Log posted:

Can CM Punk fight in a children's division?

Nah, he'd get killed.

I'm not even sure I'd call what he does fighting. Struggling maybe?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Who's Logan Paul?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Logan Paul? This is Logan Paul speaking. I am the man who loves his life.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

spb posted:

Who's Logan Paul?

Some vapid twat from YouTube.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Logan Paul is a child who got rich and famous on youtube for no apparent reason, and like anyone who got rich and famous for no reason at a young age he immediately started throwing dead rats at mexican maids and laughing at Japanese suicide victims

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/1027660934976757762

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009
Logan Paul was actually a really good wrestler in high school and went to the Ohio State championships. He's also enormous, he'd smash cm punk and it wouldn't even be close, do it Dana.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Cain is tiny but he's got big hands

you know what that means

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I'm pretty sure all it takes to beat CM Punk is not being old as gently caress.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Love how the sentiment has shifted from "he would get wrecked" to "yes let's see him wreck CM Punk"

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

kimbo305 posted:

Love how the sentiment has shifted from "he would get wrecked" to "yes let's see him wreck CM Punk"

Well of course you feed him to Sage right after as a softball.

Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?
Sugartime Jones

sportsgenius86 posted:

Logan Paul vs. Greg Hardy

Logan Paul vs Dan Hardy. Dan's still looking for a fight and the idea of some youtube nomark taking him down at will makes me warm and fuzzy inside.

Szymanski fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Aug 9, 2018

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1027679792798134272

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

kimbo305 posted:

Love how the sentiment has shifted from "he would get wrecked" to "yes let's see him wreck CM Punk"

both are true

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

This is what we've come to. The second in line has to prepare as if he's the first in line because there's a high probability, based on historicals, that everything will go to poo poo at the last second.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

But then again maybe one of these dudes shouldn't be trying to make 170 in the first place.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



TheKingslayer posted:

But then again maybe one of these dudes shouldn't be trying to make 170 in the first place.



hey now, it works 75% of the time!

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
cool sweatpants though

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
just a picture of me, Sage Northcutt, in my new truck

https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/1027402933573283840

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
logan paul and sage northcutt were mixed up at a teenage karate tournament and switched parents. it's actually renowned dickhead logan paul that was raised by a cocaine and steroid dealing father and sage northcutt who was raised by a normal middle class family.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Isn't he in some boxing match with some other YouTuber?

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spb posted:

Who's Logan Paul?

Some genuinely r-word YouTuber who thought filming and poking a dead body in Japan was smart and cool to do and put it on his YouTube channel. That was on top of running around and harassing Japanese people like throwing dead fish on their cars or being generally racist towards them. YouTube then did the really brave thing and demonitized his videos for a week before reinstating his monetization because he's a cash cow for them.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-42644321

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

hes so funny. how does he come up with these pictures. whos taking them

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
About to drive my gay rent boy into the woods in the middle of the night to strangle him to death. but not before ive finished my #Lean Body

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

hes so funny. how does he come up with these pictures. whos taking them

I just assume it's his dad.

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
It's me and we're very happy together.

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