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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

QUICK, SOMEONE RUB A MEATLOAF ON THE SCREEN

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

text me a vag pic posted:

Whats he smell like?

e: i made u a gift

I loving hate you

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



:perfect:

E: especially because you're a wheat loaf with a meatloaf

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

text me a vag pic posted:

Whats he smell like?

I don't remember but I cam tell you he liked porn of cartoon characters. He once linked me to a page filled with Harley and Ivy porn as a way of hitting on me I guess?

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Wheat Loaf, I needed that laugh, thank you.

Any relation?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
My first SA avatar was a picture of Meat Loaf. I used to think Meat Loaf was great, then I saw him live for my eighteenth birthday and he was the worst show I've been to. :(

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

cash crab posted:

AJKHDSSJKSHDS I KNOW THIS GUY*

*: He used to hang out in front of the, and I am not kidding, the butcher shop in Kensington. Irritating TO fixture, but not as bad as Sticker Lady or the shoeless crazy dude who used to chase women in front of the hospital after someone stole his rat.


Quick admin note: Don't hide NWS behind spoilers, just link 'em. It can be a pain on mobile and also is a little awkward regardless.

OMG I KNOW THIS GUY HE YELLED AT ME THAT MY BOOBS WERE FAKE OUTSIDE BRA BAR WHEN I WAS IN UNI WTFFFFF

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

text me a vag pic posted:

Whats he smell like?

e: i made u a gift



Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Please stop. I am begging you.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxQZUQkeqv8

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

OMG I KNOW THIS GUY HE YELLED AT ME THAT MY BOOBS WERE FAKE OUTSIDE BRA BAR WHEN I WAS IN UNI WTFFFFF

Oh, he's classing it up all over the place. Good, good.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
all piercings are good piercings.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Rad-daddio posted:

all piercings are good piercings.


I'm not nibbling that ear.

Not that anyone is asking me to.

But still.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

I’m inclined to think that was a blown-out plug and this person decided to make the best out of their situation, as it were. The redness of the lobes are really worrisome.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

I’m inclined to think that was a blown-out plug and this person decided to make the best out of their situation, as it were. The redness of the lobes are really worrisome.

That is 100% what happened. Still, its an odd reaction to go "Well, piercing damaged ear so badly I can't wear that piercing/gauge any more. Better fix it with more piercings! "

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Wheat Loaf posted:

My first SA avatar was a picture of Meat Loaf. I used to think Meat Loaf was great, then I saw him live for my eighteenth birthday and he was the worst show I've been to. :(
Meatloaf doing anything for cash and getting booked to perform at the Aussie football grand final was quite the occasion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZdiaFXW2U8

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

WebDog posted:

Meatloaf doing anything for cash and getting booked to perform at the Aussie football grand final was quite the occasion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZdiaFXW2U8

Can you blame him? He's a great, talented musician, but I think he asks too much. I would pay anything for Loaf, but I won't pay that. Oh no, no I won't pay that.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nice boat cash

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Burt Sexual posted:

Nice boat cash

My God, she's become entirely anime!? Nurse, get the flamethrower.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

cash crab posted:


Quick admin note: Don't hide NWS behind spoilers, just link 'em. It can be a pain on mobile and also is a little awkward regardless.

Whoops! Sorry, forgot about that. My mind was going to actual spoiler images not NSFW images.

Still, wtf with that image.


Its being taken out into the deeper ocean to be tossed overboard.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

WebDog posted:

Meatloaf doing anything for cash and getting booked to perform at the Aussie football grand final was quite the occasion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZdiaFXW2U8

He over-sings everything but he just doesn't have the voice any more so he ends up bellowing everything.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




vegan guy reminds me of our homeboy Romeo Rose. What happened to this fucker?



does this fucker gently caress?



this fucker fucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUio6z2C1g

he once had a website for trying to find love



he never found love



used to be, if you said his name, he'd post.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Dienes posted:

That is 100% what happened. Still, its an odd reaction to go "Well, piercing damaged ear so badly I can't wear that piercing/gauge any more. Better fix it with more piercings! "

It reminds me of one of those slapdash repairs that farmers do to their tractors to get them through harvest season.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


http://whereforartromeo.blogspot.com/

Apparently our pal Romeo is "toothless and pretending to work at Tiffany's" because naturally.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
What happened to his giant horse teeth?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pawned them for guitars, I expect.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’m assuming the stumps he had them super glued to fell out.

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -

Wheat Loaf posted:

My first SA avatar was a picture of Meat Loaf. I used to think Meat Loaf was great, then I saw him live for my eighteenth birthday and he was the worst show I've been to. :(

I saw him near Chicago a few years ago and it was awkward. He had a young woman singer there and he kept making out with her as part of some weird "skit," it was so bizarre and uncomfortable. The best part of the concert was some guy yelling "SING IT, MEAT"

He sounded like poo poo. Maybe he's got a pile of bills.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I have never met a single person who is an actual fan of Meatloaf, so I really don't understand his popularity outside of the fact that his name is Meatloaf and he has an album called Bat out of Hell.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Ziv Zulander posted:

S distance stzyx/yzgyyfyxy6:6
Best Aphex Twin track.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Iron Crowned posted:

I have never met a single person who is an actual fan of Meatloaf, so I really don't understand his popularity outside of the fact that his name is Meatloaf and he has an album called Bat out of Hell.

Paradise by the Dashboard light and 2 out of 3 aint bad are good songs. Im sorry about your deafness.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

I have never met a single person who is an actual fan of Meatloaf, so I really don't understand his popularity outside of the fact that his name is Meatloaf and he has an album called Bat out of Hell.

Most fans of Meatloaf would be like 60+ years old now so that may explain why you don't hang out with many of them.

Anyway, it's a known fact that Meatloaf can't sing anymore but he just keeps doing shows because I guess he realizes he was never really very talented anyway.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Fun fact: Meat Loaf hates being called Meatloaf with no space. Read a fan letter question-and-answer in some magazine about 10 years ago where he got really mad at a guy for writing his name that way in a letter. He also overreacted angrily to someone jokingly asking if the thing the person wouldn't do in "I Would do Anything For Love" was sexual in nature.

My entire take away from the piece was "wow, Meatloaf sure is a dick."

Weldon Pemberton has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Aug 10, 2018

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Yeet posted:

I saw him near Chicago a few years ago and it was awkward. He had a young woman singer there and he kept making out with her as part of some weird "skit," it was so bizarre and uncomfortable. The best part of the concert was some guy yelling "SING IT, MEAT"

He sounded like poo poo. Maybe he's got a pile of bills.

lol i thought this was still about romero rosde

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


text me a vag pic posted:

lol i thought this was still about romero rosde

Lmao so did I and I was so confused

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

text me a vag pic posted:

lol i thought this was still about romero rosde

Me too! I didn't think Romeo Rose was in a band, but this sounds like something he might do.

Ever wonder why no one has seen Meat Loaf and Romeo Rose in the same place? It's because they are each other's alter egos. :tinfoil:

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Oct 30, 2009

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

oldpainless posted:

Meat loaf was in BloodRayne

So was I. Who cares?

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