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Perhaps a penguin
Dec 12, 2009

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The gently caress is a white woman doing with all those hot peppers

Her best?

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walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Blinding her children so they can't leave her like their father did.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


anyone over 150 lbs sucks fuckin dick

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The gently caress is a white woman doing with all those hot peppers
That woman is possibly the only funny German person in existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

T-man posted:

Man, that sure is big of you.


:rimshot:

I appreciate that you risked a probation for this.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

im pooping! posted:

anyone over 150 lbs sucks fuckin dick

I am, and I have

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


bony tony posted:

I am, and I have

If you're an adult of any weight and you haven't sucked a dick, you're a slacker and everyone is disappointed in you

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

cash crab posted:

If you're an adult of any weight and you haven't sucked a dick, you're a slacker and everyone is disappointed in you



:saddowns:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

cash crab posted:

If you're an adult of any weight and you haven't sucked a dick, you're a slacker and everyone is disappointed in you



Good post/pic combo :drat:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Violet_Sky posted:

Mom and 7 year old smoke weed with 6 month old in background :thumbsup:


https://gfycat.com/CarefreeUnhappyAlligatorgar

Wow. You didn't exaggerate that description at all. :randstare:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I guess it's good they're doing something as a family.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Put a ring on it. Mother of the decade material.


No wait I meant handcuffs.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I'm still in a dream…

UncleButts
Sep 25, 2003

pure of heart
dumb of ass

TinTower posted:

I'm still in a dream…


You know how good style should seem effortless even though a fair amount of effort goes into it?

This is like that but for gross. I appreciate it.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

jobson groeth posted:

Allow me to offer this in rebuttal



Wont that dry out his mouth and have him start losing teeth?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

datajugend posted:

Wont that dry out his mouth and have him start losing teeth?

He could poke a stick of butter in and smear it around to keep everything lubricated.

The smell of infected piercings plus the smell of butter! It's creamy.

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
The sour cream fountain

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

cash crab posted:

If you're an adult of any weight and you haven't sucked a dick, you're a slacker and everyone is disappointed in you

no one will let me :dong::saddowns:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You can suck mine if you like

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
:dong::greencube:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

bony tony posted:

You can suck mine if you like

CHINA BOT PLEASE TRUST ME THIS IS ALWAYS A TRAP!!!! He's gonna flip over at the last second! Trust me, he's done this to me so many times that I'm seriously gonna block him, probably. Soon.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
AUG: bringing people together (with each others' gross genitals)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

china bot posted:

no one will let me :dong::saddowns:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
neil daa...ka naa daa...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



I am also uncomfortable.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


Goon lunches:




Guy pisses in aisle:

Violet_Sky has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Aug 13, 2018

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

He could poke a stick of butter in and smear it around to keep everything lubricated.

To be fair, this is the solution to most problems.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

jobson groeth posted:

Allow me to offer this in rebuttal



I have so many questions. Like how the gently caress can he eat or drink anything? All I can come up with is both holes covered with his hands plus a straw.

Imagine shaving the edges of your self inflicted face holes everyday.

The taste of shaving cream with half a razor in your mouth while you try to keep from poking it with your tongue.

I bet flossing is metal as gently caress though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


honda whisperer posted:

I have so many questions. Like how the gently caress can he eat or drink anything? All I can come up with is both holes covered with his hands plus a straw.

Imagine shaving the edges of your self inflicted face holes everyday.

The taste of shaving cream with half a razor in your mouth while you try to keep from poking it with your tongue.

I bet flossing is metal as gently caress though.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he doesnt have to worry about any of those things anymore.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

datajugend posted:

Wont that dry out his mouth and have him start losing teeth?

honda whisperer posted:

I have so many questions. Like how the gently caress can he eat or drink anything? All I can come up with is both holes covered with his hands plus a straw.

The hollow plugs are only for when you want to freak people out. Usually, you wear solid plugs so that you can do basic stuff like eating and oral hygiene.

Example:



They're still a bitch for potential infections and a bunch of dental issues, a'course.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

That woman is possibly the only funny German person in existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk

this is the best one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVJoqz2NZvw

SquirrelFace
Dec 17, 2009

Violet_Sky posted:


Goon lunches:



This is so loving sad. If I’m seeing it correctly it’s just a can of soda, a bag of chips, and a snack cake for lunch. Every. Day.

Save money by feeding your kid garbage that will kill them with the beetus!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

SquirrelFace posted:

This is so loving sad. If I’m seeing it correctly it’s just a can of soda, a bag of chips, and a snack cake for lunch. Every. Day.

Save money by feeding your kid garbage that will kill them with the beetus!

Not to defend the lovely lunches, but maybe there's something less unhealthy they can't pack there as it needs refrigeration? Celery sticks? Everybody likes celery.

Even I like celery, and I have the eating habits of a vulture.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Looks like there are cans of vienna sausage as well.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
okay that is essentially slowly poisoning the kid to death

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
This is sad. :smith:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
^^ Holy poo poo that is a powerful curse ^^




Screaming Idiot posted:

Everybody likes celery.


Celery is literally the worst thing

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Violet_Sky posted:

This is sad. :smith:



It's a hell of a time when Facebook friends are more trusted than the loving pediatrician.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I had humonia. Bad poo poo.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Throw all of those people in jail.

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