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Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

Weatherman posted:

now work out what percentage of poasts contain

quote:

Weatherman 245

Roughly 3.2% :smug:

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:46

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 14:35

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

FAUXTON posted:

Boxturret might have 17.5% of the posts but Divabot has 100% of the books

i, andreas antonopolous, must object to this blatant lie

# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:52

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Boxturret posted:

https://www.stellar.org/how-it-works/stellar-basics/#how-it-works

congrats you've invented lovely probably-illegal paypal

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:05

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I am the person who needs some Australian dollars, while I'm in South Africa (or possibly Namibia).

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:16

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

the new r/bitcoin mascot thing looks really evil if you flip they eyes upside down

# ? Aug 14, 2018 06:25

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

guys we did it

Bitfinex at 5963.67

so proud of you all

# ? Aug 14, 2018 07:15

Pingiivi: Mar 26, 2010; Straight into the iris!

All the times someone hasn't already said buttcoin finally paid off.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 07:22

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

remember when b-coin was nearly 20 thousand dollars? good times

sure is lucky absolutely no one bought then

# ? Aug 14, 2018 07:52

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Boxturret posted:

remember when b-coin was nearly 20 thousand dollars? good times

sure is lucky absolutely no one bought then

Erm, isn't it called b-cash?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 08:05

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Chalks posted:

Erm, isn't it called b-cash?

the b in b-coin stands for bcash hth

# ? Aug 14, 2018 08:06

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

*in Rutger Hauer's voice*

Time... to buy...

# ? Aug 14, 2018 08:06

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

Boxturret posted:

the b in b-coin stands for bcash hth

Every day is a bschool day.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 08:07

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Boxturret posted:

the b in b-coin stands for bcash hth

bitcoiin cash coiin

# ? Aug 14, 2018 08:25

Weatherman: Jul 30, 2003; WARBLEKLONK

Powershift posted:

Roughly 3.2%

# ? Aug 14, 2018 08:33

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

it's back over 6k you're all fired

# ? Aug 14, 2018 09:00

Herman Merman: Jul 6, 2008

# ? Aug 14, 2018 10:07

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Splicer posted:

it's back over 6k you're all fired

I go to work in a few hours goddamn

# ? Aug 14, 2018 11:56

Double Bill: Jan 29, 2006

Splicer posted:

it's back over 6k you're all fired

It's under 6k again, welcome back team

# ? Aug 14, 2018 12:14

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

get it below 5 and I'll put the biscuits back in the break room

# ? Aug 14, 2018 12:28

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

i'm not sure i believe this 17.5% figure. i also don't believe in auditing postcounts with actual auditors. could someone please have a disgraced law firm verify that percentage?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 12:40

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

quote:

Am I selling now? No way. Why not? (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 8 hours ago by DelfinGuy

Because Bitcoin is not broken. Nothing bad happened to Bitcoin. It still works. It's still the same Bitcoin it was a few months ago, in fact, it's even better now. It is still "going to the moon" same as it ever was.

Did the central banks get together and fix fiat currencies? Did governments around the world suddenly decide to stop spending more than they collect? No way. So, Bitcoin is still "going to the moon".

Will there be bumps along the way? What do you think we're experiencing now? At this time, some of get to decide: are you going to be a coward, or not? Nothing wrong with being a coward, if that's what you want to be, if you want to get old, look back and say, "Yeah, I was a big, loving chicken, and I poo poo my pants...and missed out...". On the other hand, if you choose to stick it out, to be patient, to know that you've invested in the best thing that will ever be invented in your entire life, then your entire perspective will change -- the way you see money, investments, life... You'll grow in certain ways and you will have that for the rest of your life. It's up to you.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 12:47

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

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My idea to speed up crypto adoption. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 3 hours ago by sterbisredditor for 6 weeks

What if they create a terminal where the customer doesn't even need a cryptocurrency. The merchant asks the customer if he or she wants to pay in cash, visa, or Bitcoin or the merchant accepts crypto becasue of lower fees. The customer swipes there card imediately the terminal buys Bitcoin say and then uses the bitcoin to make the purchase. The customer gets two receipts, one for the crypto which was entirely used for the purchase and another receipt for the purchased product they bought. Of course this would be done to avoid cryptocurrencies wild swings and also have people using crypto who never would. and the merchant benefits from lower fees

# ? Aug 14, 2018 12:58

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

...! posted:

i'm not sure i believe this 17.5% figure. i also don't believe in auditing postcounts with actual auditors. could someone please have a disgraced law firm verify that percentage?

I've had it verified independently but will not release the result because it's all fine.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:01

CoolCab: Apr 17, 2005; glem

can't wait until i get old, look back and say, "Yeah, I was a big, loving chicken, and I poo poo my pants...and missed out..."

gonna be a red letter day

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:07

Crust First: May 1, 2013; Wrong lads.

...! posted:

i'm not sure i believe this 17.5% figure. i also don't believe in auditing postcounts with actual auditors. could someone please have a ~~disgraced law firm~~ dumpster lawyer verify that percentage?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:07

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Herman Merman posted:

what is that man doing to his wallet

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:27

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

what is that man doing to his wallet

No ring

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:30

Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

...! posted:

My idea to speed up crypto adoption. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 3 hours ago by sterbisredditor for 6 weeks

What if they create a terminal where the customer doesn't even need a cryptocurrency. The merchant asks the customer if he or she wants to pay in cash, visa, or Bitcoin or the merchant accepts crypto becasue of lower fees. The customer swipes there card imediately the terminal buys Bitcoin say and then uses the bitcoin to make the purchase. The customer gets two receipts, one for the crypto which was entirely used for the purchase and another receipt for the purchased product they bought. Of course this would be done to avoid cryptocurrencies wild swings and also have people using crypto who never would. and the merchant benefits from lower fees

this reminds me of being ten years old and coming up with ideas like "make floors into solar panels and use them to infinitely power the house lights"

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:30

fisting by many: Dec 25, 2009

...! posted:

in other words, bitpay with one additional coin <> fiat conversion

that results in lower fees somehow

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:35

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Imagine a terminal that prints money. You swipe your card and get infinite money for free. Wouldn't that be awesome?

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:37

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

i think my favorite part of bitcoin is how whenever number go down they have to give each other back pats and post about how no everything's fine number go back up eventually if we all just believe hard enough

you know, like every good currency does

# ? Aug 14, 2018 13:55

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Some goober is giving a blockchain/crypto-currency presentation today.

The supplied PowerPoint is the usual surface level �I�ll just believe the marketing bullshit of scam artists� intro to the idealized version of what crypto wishes it was. although I did get a laugh out of the dude describing blockchain as �advanced technology�.

I�m not going but sadly I�m sure too many people here will just eat it up.

I can only hope my company doesn�t go retarded and risk my paycheck.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:12

Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

...! posted:

My idea to speed up crypto adoption. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 3 hours ago by sterbisredditor for 6 weeks

What if they create a terminal where the customer doesn't even need a cryptocurrency. The merchant asks the customer if he or she wants to pay in cash, visa, or Bitcoin or the merchant accepts crypto becasue of lower fees. The customer swipes there card imediately the terminal buys Bitcoin say and then uses the bitcoin to make the purchase. The customer gets two receipts, one for the crypto which was entirely used for the purchase and another receipt for the purchased product they bought. Of course this would be done to avoid cryptocurrencies wild swings and also have people using crypto who never would. and the merchant benefits from lower fees

this actually exists. afaik it's used exclusively by marijuana shops because credit card processors won't touch them.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:15

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

ate all the Oreos posted:

i think my favorite part of bitcoin is how whenever number go down they have to give each other back pats and post about how no everything's fine number go back up eventually if we all just believe hard enough

you know, like every good currency does

https://twitter.com/ButtCoin/status/1029356067027906560

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:36

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

ate all the Oreos posted:

i think my favorite part of bitcoin is how

# ? Aug 14, 2018 14:37

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Gobbeldygook posted:

this actually exists. afaik it's used exclusively by marijuana shops because credit card processors won't touch them.

those are just normal atms since including cryptocurrency at any step is stupid if you want real money
dive bars that cant get a credit card merchant account will also operate that way

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:26

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Boxturret posted:

https://www.stellar.org/how-it-works/stellar-basics/#how-it-works

lol

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:26

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

quote:

My idea to speed up crypto adoption. (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 3 hours ago by sterbisredditor for 6 weeks

What if they create a terminal where the customer doesn't even need a cryptocurrency. The merchant asks the customer if he or she wants to pay in cash, visa, or Bitcoin or the merchant accepts crypto becasue of lower fees. The customer swipes there card imediately the terminal buys Bitcoin say and then uses the bitcoin to make the purchase. The customer gets two receipts, one for the crypto which was entirely used for the purchase and another receipt for the purchased product they bought. Of course this would be done to avoid cryptocurrencies wild swings and also have people using crypto who never would. and the merchant benefits from lower fees

found the problem

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:37

Qwertycoatl: Dec 31, 2008

...! posted:

i'm not sure i believe this 17.5% figure. i also don't believe in auditing postcounts with actual auditors. could someone please have a disgraced law firm verify that percentage?

i once saw a law textbook and i can verify that 17.5% is a percentage

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:44

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Gobbeldygook: May 13, 2009; Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

duz posted:

those are just normal atms since including cryptocurrency at any step is stupid if you want real money
dive bars that cant get a credit card merchant account will also operate that way

no they are not normal atms. when you go to the counter and swipe your credit card what you're actually doing is buying bitcoin and paying them with that. this involves extra fees but allows you to buy weed with your credit card.

edit: example of what i'm talking about

# ? Aug 14, 2018 15:44

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