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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Musk] he's the dog that caught the car, but the car has fsd and is running him over
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Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice
Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4

quote:

So, so you think you can sell
Punctured battery cells?
Or an underground train?
Could your hyperloop feel
Like a cold steel rail?
A subway to hell?
Did you think you could sell?

Did they get you to trade
Your stock price for posts?
For junk Model 3s?
Short puts for some cool tweets?
Driver safety for range?
Did you exchange
A spacesuit man in a car
For a fair factory wage?

How I wish, how I wish I could steer
Watch my life unfold
'Cause my cruise control
Thinks it saw a deer
Crashing into the same old ground
What have we found?
Those Tesla fears
Wish I could steer

download mp3 here

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


 EXTREMELY pro-click right there

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 05:25
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

it even has gilmour's smoking induced throat clear

goldmine

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 05:27
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ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

I was wondering when the real FYAL posters would get here. Before the FYAD-lites there was Musician's Lounge.

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Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1029560764154236929

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 05:33
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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
Oh hell yes this makes me wanna reinstall elite

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 05:33
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Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

YES

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

Shifty Pony posted:

still the best musk/grimes tweet:



real shame she deleted it
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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069



Clapping Larry

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

dang

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Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

good LORD above

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 05:48
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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

holy poo poo

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:06
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Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit

Phobophilia posted:

im still calling qanon alt right elon musk

Phobophilia posted:

between this and the revelation of the gop donations im seeing a pivot to based qanon musk

fuk you shinji i made the qanon musk joke first

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:07
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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

oh dam

Phobophilia posted:

fuk you shinji i made the qanon musk joke first

well i did ask

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:08
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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

In extremely Serth Afrecan voice: stop squirmeng grahms!

South African is an easy accent to write. Just replace every vowel with the letter 'e'.

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
sef efreken

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:23
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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 Blood Diamond but its a south efrican mercenary hunting down and killing all the shorts

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:30
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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

:five:

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:31
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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

god drat good man

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:35
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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Thiel is a vampire, and Musk's friend
Secret shorterss, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my brain?
Battery fires, and a piece of brand name

Even though I know - I suppose I'll throw
All my cash, at toys - like with Jobs

Despite all I paid I am still just trapped in a car
Despite all I paid I am still just trapped in a car
The fireman will say once it's locked it can never be pried
Despite all I paid I am still just trapped in a car

Tell me I'm the smartest one
Tell me there's no other one
Elon was the only son, yeah
Tell me I'm the smartest one
Elon was the only son for me

Despite all I paid I am still just trapped in a car
Despite all I paid I am still just trapped in a car
The fireman will say once it's locked it can never be pried
Despite all I paid I am still just trapped in a car

And I still believe that Musk makes no mistakes
And I still believe that Musk makes no mistakes
And I still believe that Musk makes no mistakes
And I still believe that Musk makes no mistakes

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rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

:five:

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

 please repost that to /r/realtesla and /r/enoughmuskspam

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:55
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orange sky
May 7, 2007

 I loving love this thread

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 06:57
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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
I was gonna go to Mars but then I got high
My life is one big farce because I got high
Now the SEC is after me, and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Cerebral Bore posted:

I was gonna go to Mars but then I got high
My life is one big farce because I got high
Now the SEC is after me, and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

you forgot the yeah heeeeh

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Even though I know - I suppose I'll throw
All my cash, at toys - like with Jobs

I am very proud of you for this

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


 grahms

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Party Boat posted:

grahms

sterp squerming

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here
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Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here
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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shifty Pony posted:

still the best musk/grimes tweet:



real shame she deleted it

Probably because Musk's proud boy cult went after her.

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Shifty Pony posted:

still the best musk/grimes tweet:



real shame she deleted it

Ouch, yeah now I'm remembering those kids I hadn't seen since high school and I hope thet turned out okay :smith: I've met cool adults with nice lives who were dumb enough to get WoD tattoos when they were kids. So maybe they wound up okay too :unsmith:

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Powershift posted:

I just paid you
an amount that's crazy
For a vin number
and a car maybe?

loving lol

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IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

:five: :perfect: :five:

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 10:56
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PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

Oh my god

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 12:37
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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here
:vince:

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treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here
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scopes
Jun 5, 2004

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

loving HELL my dude

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
We don't need no car door handles
We don't need no manual control
No speedometer on the dashboard
Driver leave the wheel alone
Hey, driver, leave the wheel alone
All in all you're just a splat on the wall

* # ? Aug 15, 2018 14:13
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Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

3 posted:

Hi Elon thread, long time listener, first time caller. I want to request some Pink Floyd, is that okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNtTfzYiu4


download mp3 here

:prepop:

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Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

 musks takes the lsd

i'm sterting to elongate!!

my bedy is terning ento a tesla!

i'm beceming an electrec seden!

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