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meatpotato posted:ahem, divided by 100 so 13k?
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:02 |
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Mao Zedong Thot posted:so 13k? 13k AFTER inflating it a bit?
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:23 |
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that's it folks, i'm out
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:29 |
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time to look for a job far away from numbers
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:31 |
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if he were good at math he'd have a better job than this
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:43 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:if he were good at math he'd have a better job than this
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:44 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:if he were good at math he'd have a better job than this savage
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 08:06 |
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Screening resumes today. One of them had the janky LaTeX font and immediately went into the selected pile. Thank the good lord for the gross and ugly LaTeX font helping me screen candidates.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 19:59 |
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qhat posted:Screening resumes today. One of them had the janky LaTeX font and immediately went into the selected pile. Thank the good lord for the gross and ugly LaTeX font helping me screen candidates. I'm having trouble parsing this post- selected to be interviewed or selected for the trash bin?
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:19 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:I'm having trouble parsing this post- selected to be interviewed or selected for the trash bin? Selected for phone interview.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:23 |
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qhat posted:Screening resumes today. One of them had the janky LaTeX font and immediately went into the selected pile. Thank the good lord for the gross and ugly LaTeX font helping me screen candidates. I'm glad my resume finds you in good health.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 20:58 |
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true tiers
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:53 |
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well
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:54 |
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lol
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:54 |
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Kilometres Davis posted:After your interview, before leaving the building, always take a poo poo. man i wish i had taken this advice we didn't have our own bathroom, we were in an office park and the restrooms were shared between units, and there was some barimetric therapy center and also some kind of gastro-rehab center or SOMETHING in the building, and our shared restroom was like a massive disaster area 24/7.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 22:07 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:man i wish i had taken this advice it doesn't matter who the other tenants are i've never had a shared-bathroom situation that wasn't a nightmare
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:26 |
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a friend of mine works for a "startup" with what is generously termed "office space" inside of a building whose principal tenant is a halfway house his major bathroom problem is junkies breaking in to steal poo poo and shoot up so, you know, it's all relative i guess
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:27 |
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Mao Zedong Thot posted:true tiers adobe utopia supremacy
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:41 |
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Infinite cosmic brain: plaintext courier new
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:43 |
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qhat posted:Infinite cosmic brain: plaintext courier new plaintext doesn't have fonts dipshit
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:45 |
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Okay then How about little endian byte array plain text
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 00:47 |
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qhat posted:Infinite cosmic brain: plaintext courier new lol get a load of this post
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:16 |
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just hand in the batch job to render your latex to a pdf on a stack of punch cards
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:33 |
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raises paw
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:38 |
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qhat posted:Selected for phone interview. breaking up the phone screen drudgery with a comedic interlude. good plan.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:49 |
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ADINSX posted:raises paw sad
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 05:35 |
Just got a resume where none of the links to sample projects in it actually work lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:08 |
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just talked with a recruiter that's offering a Java development job. mostly work from home with occasional office visits near my train station downtown. not a startup. tempted....
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:14 |
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Pendragon posted:just talked with a recruiter that's offering a Java development job. mostly work from home with occasional office visits near my train station downtown. not a startup. tempted.... That sounds nice especially if the pay isn't reduced due to the wfh aspect
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:41 |
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I like the way the font looks but I'm also incredibly lazy, and I want my resume to reflect that
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:55 |
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ADINSX posted:I like the way the font looks but I'm also incredibly lazy, and I want my resume to reflect that you're not fooling anyone though anyone who sees that resume and knows the font will also know you didn't typeset it in latex
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:11 |
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it says that he has bad taste, but is at least practical.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:27 |
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i use garamond because i like to pretend i'm an intellectual c i&r s: quote:I hope you are well. I wanted to reach out to you about the chance to become an integral part of the development team working on a game-changing IoT/M2M connected car platform in Stockholm! saints preserve us all, i didn't realize internet of poo poo was recruiting here
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 21:52 |
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Had the interview today. Crushed it, my interviewers were great, showed me around the offices, facility is great, tech stack seems good, work environment seems excellent, but they use GitLab for their version control Also I'm really happy with my current job, I'm getting mentorship and moving up so I'm only planning on taking this job if they give me an obnoxious raise. ThePeavstenator fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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PokeJoe posted:Just got a resume where none of the links to sample projects in it actually work lol Better than people who link their personal website that looks worse than a geocities homepage.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 07:19 |
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qhat posted:Better than people who link their personal website that looks worse than a geocities homepage. I remember this one dude a couple of years ago with the coolest geocities hacker website, if it was my decision he'd get hired just for that
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 11:30 |
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this company is paying for me to fly and interview with them, for the first time in my life I'll see what's the deal with airplane traveling
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 11:32 |
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got an offer already at dece 6 figgies in nyc. this is +15% plus another 10-15% annual bonus on top. it's a solid offer for the position, not great. there's little doubt that it's much less of a shitshow organization than current employer. only problem, it's in boston. that fills me with massive anxiety. i have until next week to decide if we're moving.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 15:20 |
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boston is better than new york, though? what's there to be anxious about?
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:05 |
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Fiedler posted:boston is better than new york, though?
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 16:10 |