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Roll Fizzlebeef
Sep 9, 2003


Aesop Poprock posted:

In what way do they use vilerats corpse? I don’t remember there being pictures of it or anything

I hope it was a metaphor but I guess I wouldn't be surprised to learn otherwise.

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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Smiling Mandrill posted:

David Foster Wallace was a goon. As far as I know his account was never permabanned.

I hope it's something like DTFW

(what is it?)

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

I'm fairly sure Charlie Brooker (creator of Black Mirror) used to post here, like, ten-plus years ago. Might just be goon legend though.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

twoday posted:

Really? I want to read his posts

I'm sure they're hanging around somewhere.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned my main man, character actor Brandon Hardesty. He's been in a few things here and there (a rare live action sequence in an episode of South Park as Cartman, one of the American Pie movies as a lead, a straight-to-DVD Scorpion King movie, some cameo parts on Disney network stuff, etc). and lately he works full time as a video editor and producer for IMDB. Not sure if he still posts here anymore but in terms of screen-time he may be one of the most famous goons we got.

He was also a bit of a YouTube personality back in YouTube's infancy, like 07 or 08.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Who is the goon that was in that movie.. project x I think? Though he was more notable imo for being in some bang bus style porn where the sluts all bang a disgusting nerd in a mall parking lot.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Brown Moses posted:

Caro had a lengthy GQ article written about him just before his release
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/syria-isis-kevin-dawes

It lays out a lot of his story.

I do remember a medium.com article that was supposedly written by him after he was released, but I can't find it. Two parts were uploaded. Maybe he got lifted/committed before he could post any more.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

School Nickname posted:

I do remember a medium.com article that was supposedly written by him after he was released, but I can't find it. Two parts were uploaded. Maybe he got lifted/committed before he could post any more.

I read those too. I wish I could find them again.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Matinee posted:

I'm fairly sure Charlie Brooker (creator of Black Mirror) used to post here, like, ten-plus years ago. Might just be goon legend though.

Wait, really?

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Brief Posts With Hideous Goons

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
lots of musicians, most are still around postin'

Jamie Stewart
David Lowery
John Darnielle
Chan Marshall
Wayne Coyne, Steven Drozd, Kliph
Trent Reznor (not 100% confirmed)
Rivers Cuomo
Juliana Hatfield
Liz Phair (not sure it was really her but likely)

edit: Grimes probably is on here

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Trent if you're reading this please make more tracks like "This isn't the place" immediately thanks in advance

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Didn't Jordan Raskopoulos have an account?

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i once got nominated for the Australian equivalent of an Oscar.

true story

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I’m smoothie

Fanelien
Nov 23, 2003

Atlas Hugged posted:

Didn't Jordan Raskopoulos have an account?

Yep, by name of Cataphract, haven't seen him post in a long while, not after transition at least.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

There was a thread in GBS a while ago where a long time poster at least claimed to be Joel Hodgson of MST3K and did a sort of AMA. He didn't milk it super hard so it could be true but probably not.

Also World War Mammories goatsed the world via the white house dot gov website.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

yeah well my uncle is a city council member of Chugwater, Wyoming but you don't see me crowing about it

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Didn't you gently caress some girl in a wheelchair a decade ago

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Glenn Quebec posted:

Didn't you gently caress some girl in a wheelchair a decade ago

You say that like all people in wheelchairs don't like to gently caress

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Glenn Quebec posted:

Didn't you gently caress some girl in a wheelchair a decade ago

Well okay, its actually a town council but his primary job is comptrolling the commission that is spearheading the effort to raise it from a township to a city. You loving got me sherlock.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

alnilam posted:

There was a thread in GBS a while ago where a long time poster at least claimed to be Joel Hodgson of MST3K and did a sort of AMA. He didn't milk it super hard so it could be true but probably not.

I remember that. It seemed believable but that's how they get ya!

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Evil Agita posted:

Well okay, its actually a town council but his primary job is comptrolling the commission that is spearheading the effort to raise it from a township to a city. You loving got me sherlock.

Listen wheelchair fucker.



How'd that story end anyway?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Anyone who doesn't post in this thread is potentially a famous person.

E: Oops.

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
rear end to mouth

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Evil Agita posted:

yeah well my uncle is a city council member of Chugwater, Wyoming but you don't see me crowing about it

I stopped to take a piss in Chugwater last summer and thought the rest stop there was pretty cool. If your uncle had anything to do with it then give him a :thumbsup: for me.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
most of the famous people have stuck around here exactly because it's a dead gay forum so they don't have to worry too much about it.

e: surely the ICP guys are goons. surely.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Noted SAS poster evilwaldo was singled out by Philadelphia Flyers brass for being a thorn in the side of ownership on twitter.

Also JawKnee told former Vancouver Canucks pylon Luca Sbisa that he sucked dogshit or something, and it lead to him leaving the league due to PTSD.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Vato posted:

All goons are famous, but not all famous people are goons. :witch:

God, I hope not. I've worked hard for my mediocrity and anonymity.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

precision posted:

Wayne Coyne, Steven Drozd, Kliph

Yo for real?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

those people are famous?

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

those people are famous?

I'm Kliph, and I am famous.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

alnilam posted:

There was a thread in GBS a while ago where a long time poster at least claimed to be Joel Hodgson of MST3K and did a sort of AMA. He didn't milk it super hard so it could be true but probably not.

It was fake. Lowtax started asking him questions and then asked Mike Nelson for a question that only Joel would know. It was something about the area of town where they did the show. "Joel" didn't know the answer and (I think) Lowtax banned him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

timp posted:

I'm Kliph, and I am famous.

I'm sorry sir. Please forgive me

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Keith Atherton posted:

It was fake. Lowtax started asking him questions and then asked Mike Nelson for a question that only Joel would know. It was something about the area of town where they did the show. "Joel" didn't know the answer and (I think) Lowtax banned him

lol owned

wait Lowtax knows Mike N?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

alnilam posted:

lol owned

wait Lowtax knows Mike N?

yeah. he's got an account and everything

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Can someone just tweet at Elon Musk and ask if he's a goon? And if he isn't already I can't wait until he joins and has a meltdown in YOSPOS and gets Permabanned.

marathon Stairmaster sesh
Apr 28, 2009

ALL HAIL CEO NUGGET
1988-PRESENT

alnilam posted:

lol owned

wait Lowtax knows Mike N?

Mike and Lowtax did a Rifftrax on Troll 2 more than a decade ago.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


TrixRabbi posted:

Can someone just tweet at Elon Musk and ask if he's a goon? And if he isn't already I can't wait until he joins and has a meltdown in YOSPOS and gets Permabanned.

He is totally welcome to come into GBS and put us straight about a few things.

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alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:

Mike and Lowtax did a Rifftrax on Troll 2 more than a decade ago.

omg i remember watching that drunk with a friend and I had no idea it was lowtax

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