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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



felon musk are your cars well made? 'no, manufacturing issues here, friend'

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

american english idioms are the best idioms

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Sagebrush posted:

all tesla employees were raised speaking american english and using american english idioms. who knew

Where's the bubbler?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

infernal machines posted:

aren't they free for tesla owners, like, that's the whole gimmick?

they aren't free for the model 3 lol. and it looks like now model S and X only get 400 kWh of free supercharger use per year

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

akadajet posted:

american english idioms are the best idioms

german has some good ones like "wer feuer frisst, scheisst funken"

he who eats fire, shits sparks

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Lutha Mahtin posted:

they aren't free for the model 3 lol. and it looks like now model S and X only get 400 kWh of free supercharger use per year

yeah, can't afford to give anything away for the poverty car (that costs like 75k irl)

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

german has some good ones like "wer feuer frisst, scheisst funken"

he who eats fire, shits sparks

Don't doxx my meals

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Welp pack it in lads

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

ah yes, tesla, of tech backgrounds, does not use H1Bs and all its employees are pure bred americans anyway

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

greenpos in the streets, amberpos in da sheets :c00l:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
also their version of dumbass is arschgeige

rear end-violin


clearly a superior people

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also their version of dumbass is arschgeige

rear end-violin


clearly a superior people

That's German

e: nvm I'm behind thought we were still taking Afrikaans

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

ah, ok. I thought they did the verification on their side. im kind of an ignoramus tho :shrug:
Hey, don't sell yourself short.

You're a huge ignoramus. And you smell!

FCKGW posted:

greenpos in the streets, amberpos in da sheets :c00l:
so ur a bedwetter?

Ellie Crabcakes fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Aug 25, 2018

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FCKGW posted:

greenpos in the streets, amberpos in da sheets :c00l:

so, greenpos then.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

so, greenpos then.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

german has some good ones like "wer feuer frisst, scheisst funken"

he who eats fire, shits sparks

my favorite german expression, used in reference to a profoundly stupid person:

Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel, oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.

Lord, throw some brains from heaven, or stones, as long as they hit the mark

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
that's p great

we also imported a buncha ours from them, like pants making GBS threads to mean being scared

gbs owes much to the german language

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
poop socking

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Sagebrush posted:

my favorite german expression, used in reference to a profoundly stupid person:

Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel, oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.

Lord, throw some brains from heaven, or stones, as long as they hit the mark

thanks, i'm writing this one down

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Shifty Pony posted:

you would think that because that's what a competent company would do.


Tesla just sets a flag car side which disables sending the "power pls" signal to a plugged in supercharger. spoof the data and the supercharger will gleefully supply whatever.



this owns



Sagebrush posted:

my favorite german expression, used in reference to a profoundly stupid person:

Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel, oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft.

Lord, throw some brains from heaven, or stones, as long as they hit the mark


Der Blitz soll dich beim Scheißen treffen

may lightning strike you while you take a poo poo

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

the word for "gambler" in german literally translates as "gamer" so if you look at old timey morality pamphlets a bunch of them say things like "the insidious evil of the immoral gamer"

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

german has some good ones like "wer feuer frisst, scheisst funken"

he who eats fire, shits sparks

It should be in reverse order of materials consumed, tbh

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Maximo Roboto posted:

It should be in reverse order of materials consumed, tbh

stack for puking, queue for pooping

Boot and Rally
Apr 21, 2006

8===D
Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

all tesla employees were raised speaking american english and using american english idioms. who knew

I believe they are trying to help narrow down who the poster is.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

President Beep posted:

so, greenpos then.

:vince:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Boot and Rally posted:

I believe they are trying to help narrow down who the poster is.

twitter delenda est

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i'm the telsa employee who posted secrets

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
op is obviously a russian agent, planted here in 2001 to lie in wait and eventually try to discredit elon.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

atomicthumbs posted:

the op unveiled as a fraud

https://twitter.com/SamPepper1965/status/1033133795967361025


if i could come up with original content online don't you think you would have seen it already

that post says twos of times anyway

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i'm the telsa employee who posted secrets

no, im the tesla employee who posted secrets!!

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


admins just rename everyone in this thread Spartacus

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Ciaphas posted:

admins just rename everyone in this thread Spartacus

fartacus-powered cars

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
more like shart-a-cucks!!!!!!!!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

lmao at those reddit posts from “google engineers.”

can those be real? the posts are so dumb and shallow it’s unbelievable

also gj goon those Tesla details are spicy as hell

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
reminder: tesla model 3s are 14% fpy

fuckin lol

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Last Chance posted:

lmao at those reddit posts from “google engineers.”

can those be real? the posts are so dumb and shallow it’s unbelievable

also gj goon those Tesla details are spicy as hell

Link?

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

posting to be part of the eDiscovery

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Last Chance posted:

the posts are so dumb and shallow it’s entirely believable

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Last Chance posted:

lmao at those reddit posts from “google engineers.”

can those be real? the posts are so dumb and shallow it’s unbelievable

also gj goon those Tesla details are spicy as hell

The absolute least competent grad student from my program, who was barely capable of working at the level of a second-year undergrad and whose thesis was so bad that the faculty instructed the rest of us to each rewrite a chapter of it just so that they could get rid of him, went on to be a Google engineer

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GenJoe
Sep 15, 2010


Rehabilitated?


That's just a bullshit word.
yeah google engineers aren't universally dumb but there are a shitton of idiots who work there

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