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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



here is his "submarine"

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003



Unlockable Ben

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

pram
Jun 10, 2001


seems legit

Skim Milk
Nov 19, 2006



this thread has brought me little pleasure

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo

the best.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


crossposting:

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


kid 1: I’ve got a race car bed.

kid 2: well ive got a space rocket coffin.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



any dipshit could make this dumb thing in their garage.

also Elon Musk has been PRing this poo poo like crazy already. there was an AMA already by a person who talked to elon musk about it

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Fun Shoe


narrow urethra

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



to Musk's credit, he said 31 cm and Ars Technica is apparently just not a great source for things that technical

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Fun Shoe

elon musk is bourgeoisie using money built on the backs of the proletariat and should be charged for putting a lovely car into space which has the possibility to explode into a bunch of loving pieces which exacerbates kessler syndrome

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Slippery Tilde

melon fusk

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Slippery Tilde

elon should cram himself inside of that thing and launch it into the sun

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008



31 inches wide- just over a foot

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

akadajet posted:

elon should cram himself inside of that thing and launch it into the sun

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Soiled Meat

akadajet posted:

elon should cram himself inside of that thing and launch it into the sun

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001



Grimey Drawer

Uncle Enzo posted:

31 inches wide- just over a foot

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


thailand!

where the cavers dwell

where the divers swim,

and they do swim well

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Slippery Tilde

it's good that he has a team of malnourished nerds to test it on
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016063173139427329

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Fun Shoe

akadajet posted:

it's good that he has a team of malnourished nerds to test it on
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016063173139427329

what the fuk

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



31 "inches" plus um double that for the oxygen tanks

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



akadajet posted:

it's good that he has a team of malnourished nerds to test it on

so even the first kid to enter this death trap will have to stomach the piss odor

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



there are 5 people in the water. one is just operating a camera (lol egotistical maniac millionaire needs a camera person the whole way). 2 more people are needed to get the thing out of the water.

the whole thing requires getting in and out of the water multiple times over 4 hours--per rescue (plus 4 hours back I think? or is it 4 hours both ways?). 1 diver alone has already died without this baggage. would they actually need to navigate this with 3-4 divers at a time through areas inches larger than the "submarine" without the oxygen attached? i assume they can detach and re-attach the oxygen as needed, i mean i have to assume Thai rescuers said that much.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


lol. the tanks are held on with ratchet straps. imagine having to gently caress around with those in a crucial situation like that.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



President Beep posted:

lol. the tanks are held on with ratchet straps. imagine having to gently caress around with those in a crucial situation like that.

as a billionaire i imagine things beyond your comprehension. it's the job of the peons to work out those details.

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009


Grahms ah dint fell so gud!


“how’s this loving thing go again?”

“poo poo! it’s twisted!”

“no, hold on. you’ve got to pull it thr—no! not like that”

—me, trying to use them to tie down a loving lawn mower onto a utility trailer

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012



Fallen Rib

SO DEMANDING posted:

cool they found a new use for your moms dildo
--------------------------------8<----------------------------------

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



*bill gates dials the number for thailand*

bill gates: it's me bill gates. here in America, we have a invention called velcro

tired, depleted rescue worker: mr gates we're raci--

bill gates: is there a child sized version of velcro? attach the kids to the rescue workers usin---

rescue worker: i'm in the middle of giving mouth-to-mouth to a 12 year old boy--

bill gates: this is no time for leisure!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



just got an email saying no bitcoin conferences will be disrupted by these events

Millstone
Dec 20, 2007

This is some text that is fake
and furthermore I would like to
drive my bike up your ass today.

Touching myself is lots of fun
although I am not very good at it.

Elon no please spare the childs lives

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.


so, uh, what's the use case for this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

devil on your shoulder





Clever Betty

Suspicious posted:

so, uh, what's the use case for this

read the thread title

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



Suspicious posted:

so, uh, what's the use case for this

for musk to avoid beheading i suppose

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



there's no way that dick mobile would fit thru that cavern

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Excellent. The Arkham Asylum shower cam is operational once more.


PleasureKevin posted:

just got an email saying no bitcoin conferences will be disrupted by these events

so they found an alternate supplier?

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

let's put the boy in a pringle can with air inside... genius

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001
Probation
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Fun Shoe

funny way to spell posted:

let's put the boy in a pringle can with air inside... genius

drat dude that avatar

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011



duz posted:

so they found an alternate supplier?

sexual exploitation of the third world will not be interrupted

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